Thread 76591331

Alright, I know some of you fucks must eat cans of tuna purely for the calorie-protein ratio. Whats the easiest, lowest calorie way to make this tolerable?

>>76591331 (OP)
Get a decent quality can of tuna. Fishwife is pretty solid, just tried it for the first time. It's probably pretty expensive though but I'm not sure, my gf bought it for me

>>76591331 (OP)
Put it on pizza

stick it up your ass

You unironically will never make it if you can’t eat it straight out the tin

>squeeze out water
>put tuna in bowl
>sprinkle virgin olive oil over it (1-2 teaspoons)
>grind pepper into tuna
>put taco spices into tuna, quite a lot
>sprinkle a little chillipowder on it, but just a little

>>76591331 (OP)
Mash half an avocado, mix in 1 can of tuna, a little black pepper, squeeze in a little lemon wedge if you want.

>>76591331 (OP)
I have zero problems with eating raw tuna, you continental people are weird

>>76591368
Nice recipe you got there pablo, but I'm afraid this will give normal people diarrhea

>>76591336
>fishwife
>$56 / pound

>>76591393
I'm Norwegian. No, this won't give you diarrhea at all, you use way less spices here than in many other recipees. Unless you are a lily-livered sọiboy. Taco spices here are mild and you use many times more when you make tacos.

>>76591331 (OP)
Onion
Celery
Salt
Pepper
Lemon juice
Dill
Cayenne
Optional hard boiled egg
Mayonnaise

>>76591331 (OP)
put it in your mouth, then swallow it. Salt if you need pizzaz or something.

>>76591331 (OP)
hot sauce
nutritional yeast
topping for riced vegetable (broccoli, cauliflower)
just eat it ahead of food that you prefer. it's all protein so it'll slow the digestion of carbs. if you stop eating 300g of added sugar every day your palate will adjust and you will appreciate tuna a little more

>>76591411
The spicy one is really good. I think we got it at costco so it probably wasn't that expensive

Drain water, add pickle juice, onions, salt, pepper, red pepper flakes and minced garlic. Or just eat it plain.

>>76591331 (OP)
I can drain it and eat it no problem, now, sardines on the other hand, i cant stand them at all.

Drain
Chop some onions
Add 3 table spoons of mustard

it's a nice topping on a sammich

>>76591331 (OP)
>He can't rawdog tuna
Pussy

>>76591331 (OP)
>can’t tolerate tuna
It never even began for you anon..

Wtf are you on? Tuna is fucking delicious. Just stir fry some thinly cut onions, a bit of ripe tomato also thinly cut, oregano and drop a drizzle of mustard sauce, it is just perfect.

add ricotta, cottage or quark
and spices

Little mayo, dill, red onion

If you don’t eat it straight out of the can without any “condiments” you’re a fully domesticated goyim relying on flavor molecules to make things taste nice and extra goysloppy for you, as observed with the latinx guy putting taco sauce on his

>>76591331 (OP)
cooked tuna is too dry to be eaten alone unless you add a fuck ton of mayo or buy one in olive oil for anything edible. the only can tuna that was edible for me was the korean spicy one, which can be eaten straight from the can and goes perfect with instant rice.

i think it's much better to buy raw frozen yellowfin or bigeye tuna and make a poke.

>>76591331 (OP)
Mustard and tabasco

>>76591331 (OP)
Tuna onigiri is a god tier snack to carry around

Don't just drain it, squeeze the can top into the tuna to push out all the water. Like press the shit out of it over the sink and wash the can off before you put it in the trash or it will stink and your wife will bitch at you. Then throw in avocado and scallions. Can also add hard boiled eggs if it fits macros.

>tuna
eat sardines you mercury-ridden fuck

>>76592360
deenz still have mercury thoughbeit, and unless you live in a nigger country they're all well below dangerous thresholds if you don't eat a dozen cans a day like a fucking tard.

>1 tbsp rice vinegar
>2 tbsp onions sauce
>1 tsp sesame oil
>1 tsp garlic powder
>1/2 tsp ground mustard
>1 tsp ground ginger
serve over brown rice and spinach with shredded carrots, nori, avocado, sesame seeds, buckwheat shoots, whatever

>>76592435
you only need like 6 cans of tuna a week to get to close to the sickness threshold. Deenz can't do that.

>>76591331 (OP)
mix them in your meals. Blends really well into noodles and rice.

if you absolutely detest the taste then it's over

>>76592549
>a week
a day*
Deenz have ~1/3 the mercury tuna does. You can still get sickness from deenz, on account of still having mercury. But again, short of the most severe autists on the board, nobody is eating that much fish a day.

>>76592564
>a day*
nope, look it up.

>>76591331 (OP)
put it in your mouth, chew then swallow.

>>76592360
>mercury
Jewish trick. Still not eating the bugs.

Hot sauce.

>>76591331 (OP)
>tuna
enjoy your mercury poisoning lol

>>76591331 (OP)
>Little olive oil or mayo
>Dijon
>Red onion
>Sliced cherry tomatoes
>Chopped up spicy pickles
>Whatever else I want to throw in there
I'll eat it straight or on top of a salad

>>76592510
i tried this and was surprised how could anyone eat this kind of piece of shit without throwing up.

use raw tuna steak > cut into cubes, then add onions sauce, roasted sesame oil, chopped gronions, and may be a side of seaweed salad, then serve with rice.

much fuckin eat-able.

>>76592761
>i tried this and was surprised how could anyone eat this kind of piece of shit without throwing up.