Thread 76595738

What are the different types of Anons on /fit/?

>diet schizo spammers
>coomers
>powerlifters
>fat fucks who want to lose weight
>homosexuals
>bitter "men" in their 30's obsessed with gen z and with looking like highschoolers
>humblebraggers who think every woman breathing in their general direction want them to breed their pussies
>"kekke" "china dick crazy chick" "water buddeh" "accidentally..." "Zeke.png" Unfunny spammers with forced shticks
>trolls who blackpill newbies and tourists
A combination of every one of these

>>76595738 (OP)
incels
dyels
fatsos
12 yo kids

running + calisthenics for hellenic slim skirmisher physique

>>76595754
Qrd on zeek?

>>76595738 (OP)
Im just a regular guy. What do you want from me

>>76595754
a t/roon/ wrote this

>>76595760
Anon who either makes absolutely horrendous straight up disinformation posts or throws out random common sense with a picture of zeke from snk attached to it
Could be another persona of some schizo-autist i mentioned or not, you never know
Also the australian dweeb who posts coombait all accross /r9k/ /fit/ /int/... Same person who made the running club thread

>>76595772
trooners fall under the first and fourth category and arguably fifth

>>76595738 (OP)
Combat athlete type anon reporting o7

>>76595754
Don't forget
>:D u are doing it wrong bot ... u need to eccentrically load your quadratus lumborum ... but u wouldn't know bot :D

I like the dyel poster and the seethe he makes in dyels
Also there’s one guy going to every bench thread saying 2pl is rare and nobody can bench 3pl on this board

>>76595801
He’s probably a high functioning schizophrenic if not a bot

>>76595810
Anyone who's ever stepped in a gym that's not a niche powershitting one knows well how rare 2pl8 or even 1.5pl8 is

>>76595738 (OP)
Im pretty sure 4chan is mostly jews too stupid to code who piss people off on one computer so they can act buttblasted about it then say youre a terrorist. Its like dudes(and chicks) go back to your little computer lab and get all excited and shit when you talk about shit or go build a computer or something.
>jews
>racist
Oh then who is it ill assume not you. Please enlighten me id love to hear an honest rebuttal to such an inane claim based on racism.
>did i do good sheila?

>>76595801
Easily the most annoying cunt of them all

>>76595822
Hi, I was just talking about you. Luv

>>76595738 (OP)
that pesky legend who keeps literally shitting up the board

>>76595822
>how rare 2pl8 or even 1.5pl8 is
maybe for JV, but I can't think of anyone that was playing V that couldn't do this

>>76595836
We're talking about the average gymgoer not future D1s or whatever you americants call it

The guy who spergs out calling every thread he doesn’t like keke or Fungo

>>76595842
>foreigner
makes sense why it's rare

>>76595754
>>76595855
>How can I tell if she thinks I'm cute or not?

>>76595827
Its not the jews how many times do i have to tell you. Some people really are stupid, heh. And i bet youre so stupid as to think the jews would exaggerate things to look good. Thats another lie. Told to you by some white dipshit with low iq. Sports are stupid, lifting is stupid, im good at math. And math is the most important thing there is. Math and shekels sonny boy. Speaking of which can i see some of yours? I wonder why theres ridges on coins? Yet another racist relic of the past that needs to be legislated into illegality so i can smelt them into trinkets and goodies.

>>76595738 (OP)
>>76595754
I just want to see May Marmalade's cute little butthole get penetrated.

>>76595842
D1 what buttcheek boy wearing tights and using ateroids

High-test plappers.

>>76595738 (OP)
This place fell off ever since Balkangag got exposed. The faggots that inhabit this place now are easily worse than any spammer back then

>>76595864
No way, fag. Fuck the Jews

>>76595886
In this house, balkanfag is a hero end of subject

>>76595738 (OP)
I say, I say, them Brian Shaw buck breakin' posters are a hoot and a half, I tell ya! Quite the knee-slapper, if ya catch my drift!

>>76595953
I like you.

>>76595754
hey schizoposter is this guy a kekke or a fungo? I know you read these.

>>76595982
stop following me around ffs

is most of this boards just bots now?
every couple days almost all the same threads are posted, sometimes even the same replies too

it's like if you took an hour or so you could predict a weeks worth of content for this board, give or take. what gives ?

>>76595997
Awh is my little fuckgimp trying to break up with me?

>>76596003
unironically yes. Board is at least 50% bots. I've got 70-110 threads hidden at any given time.

>>76596003
>same threads are posted,
these ones are bots
>sometimes even the same replies too
sometimes these are bots, sometimes these are terbospergs who get joy posting the same thing every week. This website is glowie run daycare for adult children the same way reddit is, just with a specialty for managing ODD.

>>76595982
you can't have kikis and boubas together, that's race mixing!

>>76596022
boubatards seething over kikichads

>>76595754
>>homosexuals
That's me :3

>>76596223
You a gorilla?

>>76595738 (OP)
>whites who believe in the sand chronicles trilogy
>blacks high on a blatantly wasteful amount of weed in their blunt
>asians who cant see good and nobody understands what theyre saying but its all tone of voice and scribbles then they go about their day assuming they got a good deal
>indians and native australians who huff shit and gasoline
>south american cultists who talk to animals and spanish gold hoarders
>intelligent and refined mathematicians and scientists who ought to spend their time on higher goals than petty athletics and leisure

>jaded losers in their 30s who never made it [not even close] and now spend their free time seething at young people
>fat powerlifters
>dyel runners
>fatties trying and failing to lose weight
>guys on steroids trying to groom other people into taking steroids
>gay guys who enjoy trading shower selfies with other men
>people who have been lifting for less than 1 year yet love to give advice and argue about lifting

>>76596384
Zoomer fingers typed this

>>76596384
Very accurate

>samefagging her comment
Grvm

>>76596528
There's my little fuckgimp
why are you so hesitant to call me fungo? Did I do something wrong? Was the dress to tight? Is the cuck creeping you out?

>>76595754
the first 7 of those are literally all kekke. zeke.png is likely kekke as well.

>>76595874
marmalade spammer is also kekke

>>76596003
some of it may be bots. most of it is an autistic guy who lives on 4chan and obsessively posts repetitive spam every waking hour. he's done it for 10 years. this board and most others are dying so you notice it way more now.

>>76597131
This is why is fucking hate Neets (most of them)
They don’t work so their unchecked autism just leads them to do this shit

>>76595738 (OP)
I'm just a regular type anon, with a big ass dick.

A whole lot of looxmaxxxers that do not talk about anything even slightly fitness related but the mods and faggot jannies are fine with them

>>76597120
Who the fuck is kekke

>>76595874
>>76597757
Tease.

the person who keeps obsessing over kekke in every thread

>>76595738 (OP)
>faggots
>niggers
>nigger faggots

>>76598852
You mean the guy who calls out spam? Are you mad because you are an obsessive spammer?

>The gays
>The faggots
>The homosexuals

I’m kekke

>>76595738 (OP)
>Racist misogynist gigachads
>Fags
That's it

>>cordy bvmping her own thread
>just like when she “”pretended”” to sage
Such is the life of one who pretended not to whine about bvmping

>>76599621
>is the only one keepting the thread on the board

>>she didn’t bvmp it for once
Cordy is learning (slowly)

>>76595738 (OP)
that sperg who keeps calling everyone bot and claiming he solved x body part

>>76599406
there he is

>Cordy bumping her thread again just like how she “”forgot””’to sage
Such is the life of one who pretends to sage when she was really bvmping

I’m the only real person in this thread. Every other post (including OP) is a bot

>page1

Another example of a cordy “”pretending”” to sage when it was really bvmping

>>76599133
IT'S ME I'M KEKKE AND IM COMING FOR YOU NIGGA

Ketoschizo larp thread

does the bot not know how to type "u"?

Another episode of the cvrdy that “”pretended” to be a regvlar but really was trying to cover her attempts to hide the bvmping

>>76600579
Speak English fag

>>76595754
60-80% bots
39-19% gay men
1% fitness enthusiasts

>>76601208
>39-19% gay men
Gays cannot be men, to be a woman you have to have sex with a woman and if you've done that and are then every penetrated by a man you become a woman. My brother for example is trans, he's a gay, straight presenting boy, who's dating a transgender, who's a guy with a penis and Adams apple pretending to be a woman, which means he's attracted to men and gets fucked by a man meaning he's a woman, which his gay crossdressing partner is not.
Complicated? Thank a democrat

>>76600579
wtf are u talking about

>>76595738 (OP)
One is the roiders, the other one is cisgender

>>76595738 (OP)
99% dyel fags
0.6% fag lifters
0.3% regular lifters
0.1% gorilla biscuits

>>76595822
I go to a college gym where I bench lmao2pl8 for reps and I see other elemao2pl8 benches all the fucking time. Most I've seen is 4.5pl8
It's time to stop coping and to start lifting, I have seen biological women bench 1.5pl8

>>76595801
>>76595819
>>76595828
https://pastebin.com/raw/Qg3gKNc8
I made a tampermonkey script that removes his posts. Seeing as he always types "u" and ":D" and "bot" it just looks for a couple instances of that and then delete his comment entirely from the DOM
doesn't always work of course but I enjoy not seeing his posts anymore. Change total hits to 2 to make it a bit more aggressive

>>76595754
>>humblebraggers who think every woman breathing in their general direction want them to breed their pussies
>>"kekke" "china dick crazy chick" "water buddeh" "accidentally..." "Zeke.png" Unfunny spammers with forced shticks
>>trolls who blackpill newbies and tourists
I do this and it's based

>>76602719
China dick is based

>>76597247
My least favorite people. They are so far gone and talk about orbitals or maximillians or something, and have no idea how the real world works. Somehow, they think its fitness related (I guess they think fitness only exists to turn you into instagram manthots) and spam post here.

>>76602711
Amazin. Thanks anon
Two years of this shit finally gone

>>76595754
Don't forget the retard who exclusively frequents MET threads and keeps spamming shit about how OP never posts his home gym, he also gets triggered by AI for some reason.

>>76597118
I am the main ketoschizo/CICO denier and I am NOT kekke. These are my only gimmiques. Take your meds.

I'm the white supremacist poster and I demand no one filter me, EVER. my message is an important one, and it's thus: WHITE POWER, WHITE FUCKING POWER

>>76595738 (OP)
The arm windmill guy

Based posters:
>hemorroid sama
>THIS BOARD IS MY TOILET
>all Jeff Cavaliere Athlean X Dot Com posters