Thread 76596233

Anyone got any fight stories? I aren't been in one since HS. I just watch fight videos all day. I dont like isreal or jews but I'm tempted to wear a pro isreal shirt just to get into a fight

>>76596233 (OP)
Anon getting into a street fight is dumb as fuck. If you want to fight just join a boxing gym or some shit.

>>76596233 (OP)
Thats like going into a jew bar with swastika shoes swastika pants swastika shirt and swastika hat.

>>76596269
So if someone disrespects u then u have to just take it? Why would I go to a boxing gym just to have some teenager whos been rraning like Mike tyson since 12 whoop my ass, im trying to inflate my ego not crush it
>>76596303
Im a jew and I hiel hitler all the time, whats ur point?

Nigger filth accused me of stealing something of his.
He chimped out and started punching me but I took his punches with my arms then he scurried away.
If only it was legal to kill niggers on sight.

>>76596587
Why didnt u punch back

>>76596659
Forgot to mention, that was during high school so I didn't want to be expelled, nothing happened to the nigger of course.

>>76596233 (OP)
>pro isreal shirt
nobody actually cares

>>76596233 (OP)
all my real 'fear for my life' fights happened before middle school, usually in the boys bathroom or in a stairwell the school staff couldnt see. i knocked out teeth, wrassled kids two three year solder, sent a couple kids home crying and bleeding with ripped collars when they ganged up. it took me till a few years later to clock that the reason i got glasses a few years earlier than the other kids was bc i kept getting in fights and my parents wanted me to develop into a nerdy prof type

then i moved to a different school where fighting was a 'black thing' so i just stopped lol. also my friend lost his hearing from being boxed upside the head so i wised up and since then only a few staredowns and mma classes

>>76596695
Ik thats why I didn't do it

>>76596702
So u never lost a fight?

>>76596715
lol of course i did, for like 5 years every day vs my big bros

I recently fought a bear in my dream. A guy walked past told me I'm cruel then I maced the bear and he started attacking the fag.

>>76596233 (OP)
I watched recently from the window two dudes fight. I think it was about one guy fucking the other guy's wife lol.
>I heard some yelling and went to the window, i thought 'this will be good' and got a cup of coffee and a cigarette.
>The guy was sitting in his car with the woman, her husband had come and parked behind them, blocking them so they cant get out the parking space. They were just yelling initially.
>Suddenly he opened the car door and tried to pull the other guy out, throwing some punches in the meantime, the woman was like AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOOOO PLEEEASE STOOOP lmao
>Eventually pulled him out and they started wrestling, both of them have never been in a fight, you could tell.
>They were rolling around while the woman was just screaming histerically HEEELP HEEEELP SOMEBODY lol
>The husband was yelling "YOU FUCKING MY WIFE HUH, ARE YOU FUCKING MY WIFE, YOU PIECE OF SHIT, IM GONNA FUCK YOUR MOTHER" I am translating from my language, it sounds a lot funnier in mine
>I think the woman tried to help the other guy and her husband slapped her and almost knocked her out, she fell near the car and just stayed there lol
>Eventually someone came and broke the fight
>The cursing was the funniest part, even after the fight ended the husband was yelling "YOU FUCKING WHOOORE, YOUR DISGUSTING UNGRATEFUL WHOOORE, FUCKING THIS FAGGOT BEHIND MY BACK" hahaha

>>76596233 (OP)
Some fag was yelling at me and threatening me while we were both fishing. The trail to my car was through the woods and he started following me so I called the cops on him. He was a bearded onions looking millenial but you never know. I think he purposely wanted to get into a "self defense" situation.
First and only fight I've been in unless you count grappling my cousin on a trampoline in middle school

>>76596233 (OP)
I worked as a receptionist at a hotel 10-15 years ago when I was in college. I was still pretty strong back then, I could bench 330-350lbs. A drunk asshole got into an argument with me at 5 am one night. He threw his room key at me first, then he knocked over my work computer monitor. I had enough, walked out of the reception area and decked him with a left and right hook, then I walked back. Big mistake because as soon as his buddy helped him on his feet, he poured a glass of whiskey on my personal laptop. I got pissed off, I went at him, he tried to awkwardly kick me, I caught his kick, tackled him and started beating him on the ground. We got separated again and that's when I had enough and called the cops. Good thing his friend was french and too much of a pussy to hit me while we were on the ground or he could have kicked my face in.

>>76596233 (OP)
I got into a fight a couple weeks ago at work. We got a call of a person not breathing and show up at a house to find a 96 year old dead on his bed. His daughter shows us a valid POLST saying not to attempt resuscitation. His son was the one who called 911 and doesn't like that, gets mad at me for not doing anything, and starts swinging. The EMT I was partnered with that day was a small woman so I was on my own fighting this guy. I've never done any boxing, but I wrestled in high school and college. I got punched a few times and ended up on the ground, but was able to get a low single leg, take him down, then pinned him with a head and arm till PD showed up.

>>76596233 (OP)
I'm scared of fighting. Not that I wouldn't do it if I had to. It's just a lose lose situation.
Let's say I knock out some bum or a drunk retard, ambulance gets called, he runs to police etc...
Even if I was defending myself, jew justice system would say I had to run away and disengage and I would be found guilty of something.

Shit goes on my criminal record (which I don't have currently), my job gets notified (I have to have clear record for clearances), I get fired because my passes get revoked.
Our society is structured in a way that if you are someone with something to lose, they obliterate you. You can only get into fights if you have nothing they can take away from you.

A loser can get into 10 fights a year, get caught and released over and over again and his life doesn't change. For me, they would throw the fucking book at me. Fear based justice system.
I feel cucked for it, fucks with my confidence that I cannot afford a confrontation.

>>76596233 (OP)
In a pub a drunk guy kicks my leg out of nowhere, I push him slightly, he trips, hits his head and starts bleeding from his ear, an ambulance is called and I waste the night at the police station

>>76597996
The weakest looking people are the ones you should be cautious with. They are always the ones that pull guns/knives.
If some skinny dyel or some fatass starts something, you know he's not going to fight you. He's most likely to pull a weapon.

I wouldn't really call it a fight but my last 'fight' outside of training room or competition was beating the dogshit out of some dude who sexually assaulted one of my friends.
He has to live the rest of his life with an axe wound scar across his brow line.
I got suspended but for that week, but the school staff made it clear it was only due to policy and I did the right thing.

had an unironic "and then everyone clapped moment" at a concert:
>at a big show. the kind of show where people are camping outside the night before to try to get to front
>get through the gates early and claim a good spot near the front
>like 6 hours of waiting and openers and shit end and the main event about to start
>group of three guys out of nowhere start shoving forward through this massive crowd and being really obnoxious about it
>"YEAH JUST FUCKING PUSH THROUGH"
>everyone else is pissed but otherwise being pretty meek
>decide I'm not standing for it and when the leader of the bunch gets to me I deploy the iron back
>dude starts grabbing at me and swearing at me and I tell him to fuck off
>does a running shoulder barge into me
>turn around
>know I need to fight him now but don't know what to do
>headbutt him
>hit him clean in the nose mortal kombat x-ray style
>proceed have a tard fight where we can't really swing our arms at each other properly because everyone is packed in too tight
>security rushes over
>we stop
>literally everyone else in the crowd pointed him out as the troublemaker
>he and his friends get thrown out
>everyone else appreciated it and were clapping and patting my back and shit which was really funny
the only fight I've been in to this day

>>76598012
you're oddly insecure and paranoid. police won't go out of their way to fuck up your life over a drunk you knocked out

>>76596233 (OP)
I once got jumped by 6 men. I dont know how i survived that but i only got a black eye and a bloody nose. It stopped when i smashed a bottle on one of the guys head and i started flailing the broken bottle as if a knife.

>>76596522
Well now you raise a good point, going into a boxing bar and theyre all trying to pick a fight.

>>76596702
Timmy TuffKnuckles over here

>>76597957
I would have helepd him and yalled at his wife for being a whore

>>76598002
He won that fight cuz u lost ur laptop

>>76596522
Have you thought about being civil or meeting disrespect with words and arguments instead of resorting to violence that will be the end of your freedom? How about that?

Kekke thread

>>76599754
I would never attack someone for words but im very good at insults and tend to be rascist when provoked. If they dont escalate it then there won't be a fight, simple as

>>76599813
How about you steer clear of the retards in general and don't show your ass?
In the eyes of people and the eyes of God you'd be morally and objectively right for doing so.

The only reason you should ever need to fight is in the case of a genuine threat to your well being.

>>76599905
I love in the US, there are beaners everywere...