>>76597926 (OP)
Anon, its me, your ancestral spirits. Eat! Eat, you faggot! We had to hunt literal bears and mammoths and chew on undomesticated marsh tubers and leaves that grew out of the dinosaur piss covered earth, fucker you can buy pancake mix at the store, you have it so easy, please go and make us proud anon, we are screaming calling out to you through millenia of pain and hunger and warfare and sex with ugly smelly women. We did it all for you anon. Do not continue disappointing us. We love you anon. We fucked for you, we invented the maillard reaction for you, we died for you. The least you could do is get buff for us anon.
