Thread 76603986

Love him or hate him—he’s changing the game in fitness science.

>>76603986 (OP)
I don't see a chemistry set in there, so he's wrong.

>>76603990
The chemistry is inside him. Fake natty faggot

his face is unsettling to me...

>>76604062
Being a fake natty does that.

>>76603986 (OP)
Science deniers been real quiet since this dropped.

>>76604090
I'm not giving him shekels by watching his slop

Grifters do be grifting.
I don't watch this pathetic little faggot. Nor do I plan to.
But is he ever gonna evolve or grow his content. Every video, from what I see posted here, is simply a "muh soiyoince" and him patting himself on the back with how smart he thinks he is?
Surely the ideas are running thin at this point?

>>76603986 (OP)
>little science Jeff thinks he built a "science" gym
>dropped >$300k midgetbucks
>bunch of gay-ass women weight machines
>literal hip thrust machine, kek
>no TENS-EMS units
>not even red light therapy like a Planet Fatness
>no hyperbaric/sauna/cryo chambers
>gay-ass podcast studio instead
Bro built a glorified YMCA without the pool when he could have got a pool plus a sports car if he just settled for some less memey weight machines, kek.

>>76604090
I deny that he's even doing much science beyond a little myography/DEXA/ultrasound.

>>76604098
>literal hip thrust machine
You ever do those? They are actually a great compound lift.

He has a hapa wife and you don’t

>>76604116
>wife
Anon...

>>76603986 (OP)
I've been doing the same bro-spilt workouts for 20 years and I'm bigger than him.

>>76604142
If that's the case I'm sure you wouldn't mind posting a picture of your physique?

>>76604112
Sure, but the reverse hyperextension machine mogs it in every aspect. It bullet proofs your back too.

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>>76603986 (OP)
The equipment he has is actually pretty nice but

WHY THE FUCK CANT THE GYMS I SIGN UP FOR EVER HAVE NICE SHIT
MY LA FITNESS HAS FAGGOT MATRIX MACHINES

>>76604095
>patting himself on the back with how smart he thinks he is?
isn't this normal jewish/white behavior?

>>76604062
>>76604067
Same as with mr. Beast - sold his soul to a YT algorithm and now has this "husk of a human being but with a simile" look.
Grim.

too much machines, maybe it will provide more accurate and consistent measurements for lab, but overall seems redundant
I really hope we get something useful, cause now it looks like a vanity project

>>76604342
Of course it's a vanity project. All projects are vanity projects, in the end. If I had the space to make a gigantic home gym like that, I'd do it too.

>>76604203
You have to look for the smaller, non-commercial gyms. I live in a smaller city and all of the big guys have dogshit equipment while the local gym has shit like panatta and atlantis for some fuckin reason, while costing less than 45 cad a month kek

>>76604142
That's not hard, he's a dwarf
>>76604095
Grifter is a lefty term that is miss used. Do better you fag.

>>76603986 (OP)

>He's changing the game in fitness science.

I have no fucking idea who that is, God I fucking hate the new generation so much with their buzz words.

>It's the latest in fitness science.

Here's fitness science you massive fucking faggot pick up heavy weight and put it down. You can't fraud your way out of that or being a manlet, so you and your mentor are fucked.

>>76603986 (OP)
What makes a gym more or less scientific? Not giving this faggot a view

>>76604062
He has the impoverished eastern european farmer phenotype, his face/physiognomy doesn't match his body

>>76604186
i do both

>>76604095
>is he ever gonna evolve or grow his content
With fitness there is only so much content you can make. Eventually there is nothing new. But with modern social media you have to keep making new content to stay relevant. That's why they are all doomed. They can no longer pump out interesting content and fade into obscurity. While new fitness content creators enter and make the same videos, but from their perspective. Which is "new" as they haven't made these videos before.

>>76603986 (OP)
Height status?

>>76603986 (OP)
>inb4 curls in the squat rack for scientific reasons

>>76604138
where's your wife

>>76604001
This

>>76604906
>where's your wife
in the gym with me. She's a ukrainian super model

>>76604927
post

>>76604929
I'm dumb, but I'm not retarded

>>76604138
Would

>>76604931
k raj

>>76603986 (OP)
>muh science!

>>76604937
Whiter than you

>>76603986 (OP)
"Science" doesn't even mean anything anymore. It's an abstraction of an abstraction.

>>76604495
he's waiting for uppies

>>76604996
>abstraction of an abstraction
That's a distraction

>>76604948
gm saaar

>>76605020
Bitch, you can literally see the blue veins under my skin. No way I'm a shitskin.

>>76604948
I made you shave your knuckles and send me proof off just two words. Think about that for a second. If I actually decided to lean in, I could have you doing things you wouldn’t even believe.

>>76605046
>shave your knuckles
Look closer, I've got white hair on those.

>>76603986 (OP)
>fitness science
You mean snake oil?

>>76605046
Fucking kek

>>76603986 (OP)
Lost al credibility overnight when he tried to sell that retard with hgh gut as natty

>>76604098
>literal hip thrust machine, kek
I wish my gym had one of these, I have to use the barbell like a fag.

>>76605093
The smith machine is a halfway point

>>76605046
Lol

science based bitchass. this guy is no more of a scientist than i am an astronaut

>>76604948
lmao you are a shitskin

>>76604948
>These are the “people” calling themselves white
Grim

He's doing way more than you fags will ever do to be honest

You'll seethe, cope and talk shit about someone doing good things with his life because spiritually, you are nagging, resentful women

It is what it is

>>76604495
>>76604991
So, how tall are they really? I'm 5'5" which is what they claim but I don't look that short. Is it their proportions?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItBDepGyfK0&list=RDItBDepGyfK0&
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>>76604927
Whatever you do, don’t let her use Charlotte NC public transport.

>>76604906
Far better to be single than stuck with a fat pig

>>76604384
>miss used
kek
Grifter is a universal term, lefties just like saying it a lot because they have nothing better to say plus they can project all the institutional funding that they get

>>76603986 (OP)
nipp doesnt have any scientific qualifications though? I least Dr. Miguel Palestine has a legit PhD and actual teaching/research experience as a professor. Wtf does this manlet have beyond a few hours of Youtube School of Medicine? Like how does he get the money for this

>>76607004
Jeff is unironically to be trusted more than Dr Mike thoughbeit

>>76605864
I think 5 4 is about right , you have to remember , he's completely filled his frame out , most of us dont do that

>>76607025
>5'4
Bruh.
>>76605838

>>76607037

5 4 in shoes kek

jokes aside that doesn't mean anything , could be a huge ass table

>>76607004

I think he's hit masters and is most likely gunning for that PHD himself at some point in his life

>>76604062
Its the fact he has such a skinny neck.

>>76603986 (OP)
How is his gym scientific? Looks stick normal to me

>>76607061
*stock

>>76607037
Could he not get a higher chair???

>>76607048
It's a regular table he's just tiny. Bet he gets height mogged by Patty

>>76607053
so this is all an elaborate resume booster to get into a top physio grad program kek

>>76604138
Wtf she looks like me

>>76605084
The best part of that was him saying an FFMI over 25 is possible natty because some NFL players achieve it, and the NFL is drug-free

/fit/ getting mogged by a leprechaun

>>76607192
what is this motherfucker even tryna look like? hair and beard got him converting to Islam and the glasses are LGBT approved

>>76607192
>he could have just bought a bunch of Home Depot sandbags, Walmart barbell set, and a truck to transport them all in for the same cost
>2025

>>76604991
10/10 would adventure with.

>>76604991
The knights who say "Whee!"

>>76607213
dont lie to me bro , if you had money you'd be doing the same shit in your home gym

>>76603986 (OP)
>gets into a fight with Wes Watson at the gym
>decides to build "muscle lab", luxury private gym to retreat to under the guise of "science"

What did he mean by this?

>>76607228
I'm somewhere in between these various gaslit clanker non-answers in picrel, but I'd rather spend money on a bunch of weird new supplements than some sleek memey equipment just to make my gym look like a sci-fi YMCA at 10x the price of normie shit for the same or worse functionality.

>>76604138
what happened to her she used to be cute

>>76607317
Jesus christ.

>>76607317
>>76607322

getting old bro , im sure these photos are years apart. People change, people accumulate scars etc

>>76607292
i dont blame you for being smart with your money and trying to focus on the value add (which in jeffs gym is relatively marginal over a typical YMCA/public gym) -- but come on , you're telling me you wouldn't at least have a home gym space of your own that covers everything you need?

Imagine a natural version of that , open air gym with perhaps a wooden gazebo and plants and grass if you're mr outdoorsy and just a dumbbell rack with some platforms for a bar + squat rack

If you did the woodwork yourself even 50K would be pushing it for a project like that and quality of life gets a significant bump.

>>76607362
having a slightly more normie home gym with a few more next-level gadgets is pretty awesome; Jeff is just clowning himself by getting ripped off to have The Star Trek Y for like the price of your average Millennial's 401k.

>>76607210
>what is this motherfucker even tryna look like? hair and beard got him converting to Islam and the glasses are LGBT approved

>>76607403
lol the peak of the human race right there

>>76607412
Whiter than you, brown mutt.

>>76604948
>greetings from Argentina

>>76604169
your physique

>>76607700
that's not a picture reatrd

good for him I guess but you can already tell that any "studies" he does will be worthless
man actually wants to do self-reported nutrition studies, this shit will literally never be worth anything by design
also I kinda low key admire his confidence, if I was this short I'd 100% use a booster seat for the table when shooting a youtube video, man looks like a little kid sat at the adults table

>>76607362
>getting old bro , im sure these photos are years apart. People change, people accumulate scars etc

Can confirm, I'm 38 and barely recognise myself

>>76607192
>Kid sized smith machine

>>76604186
He also has one of those

>>76607248
kek

>>76607403
Close the borders or theyll go extinct

>>76608043

this is a failure of the camera man desu , dr mike never has this problem cause he always get eye level with the camera

>>76603986 (OP)
>>76604098
Is he allergic to cardio? Pic unrelated

>>76607246
>I got a tiny booboo on my neck :(
>better subject myself to massive amounts of radiation :)

>>76603986 (OP)
I don't care if he's right, I'm not saying shit to my personal trainer. He knows better than I do.

If I do this for a few years and I build a home gym I might watch his videos but for now I'll just do as I am told.

>he dosen't have his own muscle lab
Cope and seethe DYELS

>>76604062
A lot of North Americans have weird faces because they all use braces. Braces create unnatural arches that often don't fit the person's face.

The fitness science game has been over for decades.

Fuck, the ancient Greeks knew how to do bodybuilding, this shit is older than feudalism.

>>76604138
>he is literally a millionaire, famous, popular e-celeb that is also jacked as fuck
>this 4/10 mystery meat is the best he can get
Now imagine what it's like for the average joe
It's soooooo fucking over

>>76607246
>CT scan because he got shoved
A CT scan costs like $3000, what the fuck is he doing.

>>76609582
Cavemen times too.

>>76609534
Nah. Braces look good.

>>76604001
Nah Jeff is like 5’4? He’s not that impressive

>>76604948
>white
Year sure

>>76609633
in canada it's free

>>76608624
It's the lowest the tripod can go.
>>76609633
He's canadian so it's "free".

>>76607192
looks like a kid trying to wear clothes that resemble his dad's but it just doesn't work

>>76607192
>it's not photoshopped
LMFAOOOOOOO

>>76603986 (OP)
The 'i fucking love science' crowd needs to be stopped.
Lucky I live most of my life in the real world and don't notice these people. They are gay and annoying as hell

>>76609696
>>76609675
God forbid a government provide services for its citizens

>>76609624
Fuck off racist

>>76607322
Proof woman need to take it easy on the products, botox and camera filters. Looks like a Bogenoff brother in this photo.

>>76607322
is that supposed to be bad? cause I wood berry

He is someones buttslut cumdump. Some connected guy is using his ass to store cum and he wants his cumpig to be famous so he can laugh about how he always has a belly full of cum and farts cum from his gaper.

>>76604062
It's the combination of a forced smile and pain in his eyes.

>>76604138
This is what a top 0.05% physique and being a literal MILLIONAIRE lands you in 2025.

I can't be un-blackpilled.

>>76611585
>top 0.05% physique and being a literal MILLIONAIRE lands you in 2025
All invalidated by him being 5'2". But stay blackpilled and perish like a dog.

>>76610800
Truck stop whores look better than that.