Thread 76605903

Jeff is going woke.
He spent over $500,000 building the most scientific private gym in the world.

>>76605903 (OP)
Looks like he fell into a shoebox

>>76605903 (OP)
That is the gayest looking shit I’ve ever seen. The olde ringer the more apparent it becomes that everyone who is willingly famous is a fucking weirdo at best and completely insane and deranged at worst. This includes everyone ranging from politicians to celebrities and influencers.

>>76605922
Older I get* autocorrect is useless

>>76605922
>The olde ringer
the older I get? lmao
NEVER turn on auto correct

>>76605922
Rich AND famous is one of the biggest covert ops around. Just rich not famous is leagues better if you've grown up with enough to not need the adorning eyes of strangers

>>76605929
Don’t need to tell me twice Kek. It fucks up what I’m typing more than it fixes it.
>>76605932
Exactly. Normies and narcissistic lunatics want fame. I never want to be publicly known. The millionaires and billionaires who run the “boring” industries and quietly work in the background are the smart ones.

>>76605913
kek

>>76605903 (OP)
what makes a gym scientific?
beakers, lab coats, and an eye wash station?

>>76605953
He has his own DXA scan, some machine that can use ultrasound to precisely measure muscle thickness, electrodes that can measure muscle activation and probably some other stuff as well
He claims he wants to run actual studies in there, to get peer-reviewed and published

>>76605968
>He claims he wants to run actual studies in there, to get peer-reviewed and published
Why? They'll just be as dogshit as every other study on lifting.

>>76605968
do you pick up and put down the dxa machine?

>>76605903 (OP)
It's hard to put into words how much I hate this little faggot

>>76605953
>beakers, lab coats, and an eye wash station?
It's this kind of smoothbrain thinking that creates the endless retard echobox. Someone says "science" and you immediately think lab coat and start denouncing all science as if everything you know and are using right now wasn't a product of it, and can't see that experimentation based on observation isn't the core part of it, not some dude looking at a spreadsheet.

a roider roiding getting paid by ignorant natties

>>76606010
Vax status?

>>76605903 (OP)
Why do this manlet and Mike always cause so much seethe around here? The catalog is always full of threads about them

>>76606033
it's an lolcow thing

>>76605903 (OP)
How do you spend $500,000 on a shoe box?

>>76606010
Science really needs to be denounced though. Bodybuilding is one of the areas where science massively trails heuristics. This is also the case in psychology some might argue. But there are not many arenas where science is just straight up inferior and this is one.

Lots of people running self experiments is just way faster at iterating and science is hamstrung by ethical concerns that self experimenters are not.

>>76605903 (OP)
It's cool that he built this whole thing as a science lab so he could do his own experiments but why did he make it so claustrophobic? No windows at all? I'd feel like a rat in a maze in there or like I'm exercising in some kind of post apocalyptic underground bunker

If I had the money to make my own gym it'd be a nice large building with plenty of open space and some big windows for lots of natural light

Nourishing for the soul and doesn't make you feel like you're a hamster in a wheel

>>76605913
[model scale 1:1]

What a waste of 500gs
Probably doesn't even have a sauna/cold plunge
Looks depressing as fuck

This guy is correct
>>76606070
If you're using the gym only for your own personal things make it nice

>>76606066
>more smoothbrain thinking
Again, you see the word science and automatically think some dude in a labcoat. Science is a method of exploring the natural world. It is not a rigid institution that you think it is. Rigid institutions do employ science, as do individuals. Nearly all the greatest scientists in all of history made their biggest discoveries independently. Their findings were then repeated (verified) by others.

>>76605985
The studies are mostly dogshit because of sample sizes (often like 10ish participants) and dumb methodology because the scientists don't actually know anything about lifting
He claims he wants to run studies of possibly hundreds of people (I don't know how he'd manage that, I expect it to be closer to maybe a couple dozen)
An interesting idea he mentioned was correlating EMG activation to actual hypertrophy, both measured by his fancy machines, to establish whether it can be used as a reliable metric for comparing exercises. That's something we don't currently know and seeing as "science based" youtubers like to throw around EMG this, EMG that, it'll be interesting to see whether there's any validity to it

damn whats the dress code for the dark side of the gym

>>76605903 (OP)
In the last thread he's only spent like $300,000 midgetbux on his pool-less YMCA. With Trumponomics inflation, he'll have spent $2.3 million Tesla accounts on two weight machines by tomorrow's thread.

>>76606078
You are the only smooth brain here. I am telling you that heuristics beats the piss out of science in the area of bodybuilding and you have to accept that I am right and you are wrong because science has ALWAYS been behind. Period you lose retarded faggot

>>76605903 (OP)
lmao is this edited?

>>76606070
If science boy actually read the studies he would have read that one about school pupils performing better with windows

>>76606033
intelligent people inherently make retards seethe and then they come up with retarded reasons for their "hate"

>>76606224
> AAAAAAAAAAAGH I'M SHRINKING!!!

>>76605903 (OP)
This would be kind of cool if it didn't end up looking like a prison and he didn't have such a punchable face.

Anyway, this is just him dropping bulk cash on "the perfect gym" so he has an excuse when he starts getting bigger again somehow and still claim natty in his mid 30's. $500,000 alibi for why he's def natty is wild.
>>76606546
Yeah it's impressive how bad he is with this science based stuff sometimes. I've seen videos and checked the corroborating studies and he'a misinterpreted it so bad to the point it's just bad information.

>>76605903 (OP)
looks fucking retarded

>>76605903 (OP)
Imo a gym shouldnt cost you more than whatever 6 pairs of 20kg plates 4 pairs of 10kg and 2 pairs of 5 and 2.5kg + a squat rack + bench with safeties + 15, 30, 50kg dumbbells + one cable stack and olympic bars should cost you
Definitely way less than $15,000 even

>>76605903 (OP)
What a dumbass

>>76606010
>>76606066
The issue is not "science" per se but the fact that all of these non-STEM meme PhD guys have no idea what methodology STEM fields use to be "objective" yet are hellbent on applying it to fields that arent as quantitative like bodybuilding or sports in general
"science" influence on weightlifting should stop at biology, endocrinology and biomechanics (only when it comes to form and avoiding injury, which has been figured out a century ago already, not hypetrophy or strength).
The regular STEM approach of theory-experimentation-establishing a law simply cannot work when there's way too many unknown and uncontrollable variables that cant be quantized and especially not when replicating results consistently can be extremely challeging

>>76605996
its a warmup stupid

>>76605903 (OP)
>going

>>76606033
Any emotional reaction beyond general disinterest in them as people or annoyance at the spam is odd and suggests some personal issue with the poster. The response to Mike is more understandable because of how exhibitionist and duplicitous he is, but the seething about Nipples who is basically inoffensive just smacks of jealousy.
Disliking them is fine, mocking them is fine, having a cartoony malding meltdown about them is weird.

>>76605913
It looks like he's wearing a normal-sized man's t-shirt.

>>76606929
this is Jeff getting ready to catch my fist bump

>>76606927
Nipples is more offensive than mike because he's snarkier and more subtle. Even mikes followers know he's full of shit and he admits it himself, mocking him is like punching down a rotting corpse, jeff plays on the wholesome chungus side a lot and changes his discourse to follow the zeitgeist. Doucette used to be that way until recently where he started being more blunt and edgy to cater to younger audiences

>>76605903 (OP)
So he built himself a vanity gym and called it scientific. I’m going to guess right now that he won’t end up discovering anything of value

>>76606990
>I’m going to guess right now that he won’t end up discovering anything of value
he'll discover the optimal value for exercise equipment is still in the hundreds to thousands of dollars instead of the tens to hundreds of thousands of dollars, kek.

>>76606850
forgot dip belt

>>76606070
ive also always noticed that ladies feel safer in a gym with big windows. the dungeon type gyms ive lifted in have no ladies and feel like somewhere you would get stabbed lol

god imagine walking around at 5'2 your entire life

>>76606642
>HELP ME, SCIENCE!!

>>76605903 (OP)
Why didn't he get one of those isometric measuring machines that can measure force output like they used in an actual lab with Eddie Hall? Why didn't he even get those cool electronic machines that dynamically increase and decrease load during the set so that every set is automatically a dropset?

>inb4 he did
I didn't watch the video, but from comments I gather it's just upper-scale normal gym equipment.

I would spend every penny of $500,000 on whores and building a quonset hut

>>76605903 (OP)
This looks like a tax writeoff?

>>76606082
>An interesting idea he mentioned was correlating EMG activation to actual hypertrophy, both measured by his fancy machines, to establish whether it can be used as a reliable metric for comparing exercises. That's something we don't currently know
We do know though. He'll conclude that it doesn't matter if the number was high when you're not putting any stress on the muscle and it doesn't matter if it's low when the muscle is significantly contributing to moving hella weight. Then we'll say no shit that's obviously how it would work.

If I had unlimited money I would make a machine for every main movement that was designed to actively engage with you. It would autoregulate to be as much as you could possibly push right at the given moment, like arm wrestling your dad. I think that would be the most efficient way possible to lift.

>>76605903 (OP)
holy shit he's so fucking small lmao why are 5'9" men like this

>>76605922
>>76605903 (OP)
The skeleton he has in the room is 5ft tall so he can look bigger then it as a normal skeleton would swarf him.
This is due to that other guy scaring him I bet.

>>76606000
We all feel the same way anon

>>76606224
>be extremely short
>wear baggy oversized clothes that make you look like a child
is he retarded?

Jeff went woke.

holy shit he dresses like that?

>>76607663
I'm pretty sure such machines exist
I've long since stopped watching his videos, but Jeff Cavaliere showed one in one of his videos some years ago

>>76607522
I'm assuming it's because of price.
Although he has some ridiculously expensive shit in there (his own $300k DXA scanner), so who knows

>>76606850
If you only want a power rack, bench, platform and a set of weights, sure. That's a great garage gym setup
He got himself a full suite of machines, everything that you'd find in most commercial gyms and a couple things that you would not, and all of it from premium, top of the line brands

>>76607663
those exist but are like 100k a piece

I was watching Nippard's videos near the beginning. In one video he said he recently hit his deadlift pr, 315. I unsubbed and laugh everytime I see him. Check his appearance on Renaissance Periodization. Jeff is a joke.

>>76607909
I don't understand, what is the point of this? What is he even measuring??

Our boy Jeffy Nippster is such a tragic figue, he used to date Robin Gallant who is now a wife of the gymshark owner and the billionaire Ben Francis. No matter how much Jeff succeed with his youtube carrer and scientific lifting he can't even get close to the level of succes of the guy his ex left him for. Not to mention his manletism and slow descent into being a lolcow. Even though he's way more successful than your average joe he will never be satisfied with his life and that is the fate of every gymcel.

>>76608210
EMG RMS measures muscle activation.

>>76605903 (OP)
>they're right behind me, aren't they?

>>76608239
nigga just move your body and you'll know what muscles are used to do that movement, you don't need to spend 300k for that

>>76605903 (OP)
Is he roided? Never heard of him. Sidenote, how do I get that build?

Science-based lifters are under attack.

>>76606224
My 2 yearold looks like that when i dress him in slightly oversized clothes so that he doesnt outgrow them in a month. Theyre about the same height too

>>76606010
I’m a geologist (actual scientist) and think Jeff and “science-based lifters” are just tools.

>>76608701
Geologists aren't doing any significant work that'll end up helping anyone, thoughbeit.

>>76608733
I’m not here to make friends, I’m here to make money

>>76608742
kek based, every geologist I've known was a weirdo but in kind of a cool way

>>76605903 (OP)
>500k
He spent the rest of that god damn money on a lamborghini didnt he?

>>76605903 (OP)
>Jeff is going woke.
That word doesn't mean what you think it means, retard.

>>76608772
It’s money laundering like every influencer or of Whore

>>76608786
Where the lamborghini jeff im not fucking around. Take it back.

>>76608786
Oh wait its 500 000 california dollars i didnt realize its like 6 million for a lambo

>>76605913
Lmao

>>76605903 (OP)
Has a "pose room" btw. Lol

>>76607512
Hahahaha

>>76605903 (OP)
Youtube fitness had the biggest fall from grace as soon as real money was to be made. From the art of frank yang, rich piana, genova, scooby, hodgetwins, elliot to this artificial soulless faggotry. Worship of science is the downfall of humanity draggin as further into the maya illusion away from god and divinity.

>>76605913
Imagine having the money and space to have natural light and deciding to make a gym rat terrarium

>>76609035
dragging us*

>>76606873
>"science" influence on weightlifting should stop at biology, endocrinology and biomechanics (only when it comes to form and avoiding injury, which has been figured out a century ago already, not hypetrophy or strength).

Add Nutrition to that mix and I agree. Most "science" lifters barely understand nutrition at all beyond the most basic macro info.

>>76605903 (OP)

I see he embraced the souless neo-brutalist architecture of a corporate office sex dungeon. Bold choice, but I suspect sunlight exposure would make him less of a faggot. Faggotry has a less than optimal effect on training.