Thread 76607527

Post your sauna stories bros
>be me
>always piss in gym shower stalls after workout and sauna
>today couldn't hold my piss until sauna time ends
>nobody else is inside with me
>fight or flight response kicks in
>be a bitch who can't handle the heat and leave early
>or be an idgaf chad
>pissed between sauna wooden planks like a boss

>>76607527 (OP)
>pissed between sauna wooden planks like a boss

>>76607527 (OP)
Seen two people eat shit in my sauna (not literally) in the last three months. Some guy was mega crouched over in "just a few more minutes" mode, then as he stood up to leave he fainted through the doorway and smashed his head on the poolside flooring. The other guy went to climb down from the top seats two days ago, slipped to the floor, and said "it's my shoulder again!" whilst looking like a silent hill monster.

>>76607527 (OP)
>going to sauna on valentines day
>fully naked hot 18 year old girl stands around without a towel, smiles at me
>do nothing
>pic unrelated

>>76607527 (OP)
SO, IT WAS YOU?! COME HERE, BOY!

>>76608366
Why was she just standing around? Did you at least show her your pp?

>go to gym sauna in swimshorts
>3 other men just have a towel on
>next time go with just a towel
>qt girl walks into changing room, asks if people are naked in there, "yes"
>she leaves
I wouldn't have a chance with her anyway :(

>>76611426
If your sauna allows swimwear its not a real sauna

>>76611509
Imagine gatekeeping sauna

>>76611509
Based fin detected

>>76608366
your foot looks like an engorged cock

i went to a sauna in helsinki once, then jumped it in the baltic afterwards. it was ebin

>>76611509
why do fins like to see other mans cocks in the sauna?

>>76611509
they hated him because he told the truth

>>76607527 (OP)
>Go to use the sauna
>Look inside
>Naked guy doing planks
>His Long John is well, long
>Decide to shower instead

>>76607527 (OP)
>First time in nude sauna, third overall
>I can take a good bit of heat
>Go near the top of the sauna and, as the highest, get to decide what the temp is
>Keep it just enough to sting my nose but not more
>FuckheadFinn comes in with a bucket
>Sits slightly higher than me
>Every time someone comes in, he says 3 more scoops
>3 people come into the sauna in 3 mins
>Go from nose stinging to feeling my eardrum fucking melt and not be able to breathe
>Finnigga just starts whipping himself with a sauna whisk
>Have to leave for cold shower
>Burn feet on way down from sauna
>Have shower and start to go into mild shock from change in Temps

Fucking Finns

>>76608366
what did she look like?

>>76607527 (OP)
Is there any benefit to torturing yourself with extreme heat while sitting naked with strangers ?

>>76612105
sitting naked with strangers may be a benefit, it's all a matter of perspective

>>76612678
>eurofags sauna naked to look at eachothers dicks

>>76612678
I wish it were more socially acceptable to sauna naked. I’m embarrassed being the only naked guy

>>76612678
With their shoes on too probably.
>>76612712
Your guts cover yours.

>>76612712
>it's true
and they're so adamant about it, too
LMAOOO burgermutts not like this

>>76607527 (OP)
based sauna pisser

>>76607527 (OP)
I'm going to Helsinki next week and I'm going to go to the sauna every single day. I like the one on the island you have to take the boat to, as well as the public pools one right downtown near the political buildings. I don't care that I'll see dong or that my own dong is a grower so very unimpressive in public, I will be healthy and relaxed and enjoy making löyly and suffering in the steam.

>>76607527 (OP)
I went to a sauna today and there was a man wearing sneakers, a long sleeve shirt, and sweatpants inside.

Haven't been able to sauna in 3 months because I keep extending the existence of my heat rash by going too hard and not letting it heal. I don't think Indian immigration and sauna culture are compatible, same mannerism as blacks. Half of them will just wear their gym shoes in there while facetiming their homeboy in Jeetland.

>>76612712
Only a gay would be worried about seeing dicks.. oh no..

>>76613713
do Indians even go to sauna in US?

>>76613751
not sauna/spa only places, but they do go if it's a gym amenity, fresh off the boat they'll plug in their little electric scooters into the locker room outlets and shave their pubes in the showers

just grim stuff, 3 sikhs taking turns benching less than 1pl8 while a hindu jeet in a polo glares at them sitting on the same machine for half an hour

at least it hasn't hit canda/uk levels of street shittery in america yet