Thread 76608257

In Germany, you can buy tasty and cheap protein bread.
Only 206 calories per bun, with 16g of protein.
Let that sink in.

you can buy shit like this everywhere

I prefer my local brand of augmented cottage cheese.

>>76608257 (OP)
>there's health scam food in germany
there's health scam food everywhere dipshit

>>76608261
No, most countries in the world don't have the technology needed to produce this bread.

>>76608268
Yes they import them you low iq germanistani

>>76608257 (OP)
>90 % of the protein in question is gluten
NEXT and make way for the GOAT

>>76608257 (OP)
>nutriscore A
Nigga, im gonna eat this shit in every single meal of the day, and by in every meal i mean only eat this in large amounts.

>>76608268
>bread technology

This trend of putting PROTEIN on every product is ridiculous. Protein pudding, protein ice cream, protein chocolate, protein fucking bread protein everything, absolutely absurd. Why not just eat actual food instead?

I guess fat fucks feel better when they buy a tub of ice cream which says PROTEIN on it and then eat the entire tub as if they will build muscle just from eating that tub of processed garbage. Enjoy your highly processed gut biome raping industry slop I guess

>>76608285
Yes, food technology, just like in America Epogee holds the patent rights for E.P.G., the breakthrough ingredient in the highly profitable David protein bars.
https://archive.is/YyKta

>>76608273
this fuels the slav

>>76608257 (OP)
>>not real proteins
just like Germany, it's not a real country.

>>76608273
Too dry
>>76608397
Actually good.

>>76608257 (OP)
Are you allergic to chicken, cottage cheese and eggs? Why would you need that shit??

>>76608312
Agreed. They are doing protein cheese at my local supermarket.

They are going to start making protein chicken and protein eggs in the next few years. Im calling it.

>>76608312
They're rolling out the vegan protein replacements for when they start restricting animal farming.

>>76608488
I'm white.

>>76608257 (OP)
>In Germany

>>76608273
>chudy

>>76608575
it unironically means "skinny" in polish

>>76608273
>>76608397
hello brothers

>>76608312
I work in a coffee shop that sells protein-lattes.

You wouldn't believe the amount of fat fucks that buy this shit. Like, they don't need anymore protein as it is

>>76608615
hogy vagy

>>76608312
Protein is the new "low-fat"
Somehow the "you need a minimum of X protein to build muscle" leaked into the wider world, and somehow protein became this thing you somehow desperately need or else you waste away. It's kinda wild.
I hate the protein-in-everything trend. There are a few good things to come out of it; I don't mind the kodiak pancake/waffle mixes, and I don't mind the PB2 too much, but everything else can fuck off. Extra protein does absolutely zero unless you are doing resistance training (yes, there is a minimum, and its way below what most people get. No, eating protein doesn't protect muscle while you lose weight without resistance training; you can eat a fuck ton of protein and your muscle wastes just as much as eating a tiny amount of protein. Resistance training is the only thing that protects muscle, and THEN you have a target goal)
Tangent, but I rage at all the "gotta get my protein!" bullshit out there.

>>76608640
mindjárt csinálok pizzát aminek túróból, tojásból és zabbol van a tésztárja. úgyhogy eléggé jól.

>>76608643
>normgroids are propping up snack variety for lifters through their idiotic purchasing habits
Why is this a bad thing?

>>76608567
it’s like how american liberals imagine canada is a paradise

>>76608668
Because the "ITS PROTEIN PACKED" is usually not true.
Be marketing guy. Take your normal-ass product. See if it has protein without modification. If it does, add marketing text on the front that says "FILLED WITH 5g PROTEIN WITH EVERY BAR/SCOOP/BOTTLE". Rinse and repeat.
Second, the ones that DO add protein, they generally are replacing what is normally a good product with a sub-par one (shittier tasting) in order to shove some amount of protein powder in to say PROTEIN PACKED YEAH
Also 99% of them have an insane amount of sugar added to counterbalance the shitty taste from the protein

>>76608691
yup, 99% of the "high protein" stuff is just normal shit MAYBE with 1% extra protein added compared to the normal edition. it's like adding "gluten-free" to potato chips. technically true, won't make it healthy.

>>76608691
this, I've seen normal fried fava beans labeled as high protein. Sure, 100g of them have 24g of protein, but it's also like 500kcal

I had a hearty chuckle when I saw a pack of cheddar with "KETO-FRIENDLY!!" plastered all over it the other day.

>>76608668
Lel I buy from a protein bar brand that recently released a heckin' Dubai Chocolat flavor "protein bar" thats 12g protein and 20g fat. If that thing sells, then they'll learn they can get away with shit.

Also normiefication of proton foods like cottage cheese it bad because cheap health food will get expensive not only for me but also for poor people and it'll unironically contribute to world become worse and not better.

the most egregious shit i saw was a blog post of "low calorie, high protein bread" recipe.

it was normal sourdough bread BUT they said the whole thing has x amount of protein (gluten) and a portion is only 50kcal! They just sliced it REALLY THIN and pretend it was some amazing new recipe. The comments were gushing over how tasty this healthy bread is.

IT'S JUST NORMAL BREAD. BREAD IS TASTY YOU RETARDS.

>>76608728
>ormiefication of proton foods like cottage cheese it bad because cheap health food will get expensive not only for me but also for poor people
This is my least favorite shit ever. I love buying poor-people food in bulk, because I'm poor as fuck. Chicken thighs used to be cheap, then tik tok trends said OMG CHICKEN THIGHS ARE CHEAP AND THE BEST and now that shit is worse than chicken breast.
Same thing with pork loins. Seeing the same with a lot of skylandic yogurt/cottage cheese.
Even fucking rice. Rice was $12 for a 20lb bag. At the fancy grocery stores, it's like $4 for 1 lb. Beans are also headed that way; I keep seeing organic fancy fuck beans that are literally just the same red/black beans, but for gentrified people, and cost 10x more.
the tik tok trends are consuming and driving up prices of everything niche, and turning poor people food trendy is horrible as shit. It's infuriating.

Also tangent a bit, but Bourbon was the same too. You could get really good bourbon like 10 years ago for $12-20. Now its the fanciest shit and pricey.
Luckily, brandy is still out of vogue. That shit is super, super good for both sipping and mixing, but is still cheap as hell. For now.

>>76608257 (OP)
let me know how gluten builds muscle

>>76608835
it's not just tiktok. the "le heckin poor people soul food is actually.... le good?" is fucking killing everything. Wings used to be dirt cheap, just like ox tail, pork belly, OATS.

>>76608567
Kek
Literally OP

>>76608319
I dont care. Its still funny. Its like having an ironing board with a bullshit app that counts the strokes you give to your tshirts. Like, its just bread man, how fucking complicated does it has to be, if you want protein with your bread just put turkey or chicken into it, if you put protein into everything you end up surpassing the protein limit on each sitting and it ends up being worthless. Its fucking retarded
>t. Euro

>>76608567
notice how the mutt doesnt answer any of the questions posed by the lovely german s\åyjak fellow here.

>>76608312
Powershitter mentality

>>76609249
Hes right tho. Protein products are a meme except the ones that are basically concentrated dairy. Check the macro and ingredients of protein icecream, its just slop with whey added. Its still slop shit, same as protein bread, its still mostly carbs and you get a better product by adding cheese or meat to it. Its just marketing mental gymnastics to trick fat fucks

>>76608257 (OP)
>companies start advertising the protein in their products
>OHHH EM GEEEE

>>76608666
based
enjoy, magyarbro!

>>76610332
Cry more.

I stayed in Germany for around a month and I have to admit they have it really good in terms of cheap food and protein

>>76608257 (OP)
now how much of that protein is useful for muscle?

>>76610246
can me buy?