Thread 76609363

Halloween is just about a month away, what are you going as this year, anon?
>Pic unrelated

>>76609363 (OP)
Ive never been to a halloween party in my life.

I bought some fake tattoos and I will be going as a guy who has a scorpion tattoo on his neck and some fake earrings.

>>76609363 (OP)
are you a child or a manlet?

>Omg le.heckin based over saturated zoom zoom anime Baka the grappler!

>Le heckin Halloween outfit!

I'm really surrounded by zoomer and gen alpha gremlins

We dont do halloween parties here in the balkans. The only "parties" that exist are the ones where they just blast shitty turbofolk at 300 dB in a dark basement and everyone gets alcohol poisoning from the hard liquor within 20 minutes. I hate it here. Absolutely nothing worse than being straight edge in an alcoholic society

>>76609399
I thought balkans were muslim?

>>76609399
Join a religous gym or something

>>76609399
Try not being a straight edge beta lol Getting drunk is fun and gets you laid.

>>76609399
Normies drink alcohol to lower inhibitions and anxiety and blame any bad behavior on alcohol
If you aint into alcohol, move to a muslim country unironically

>>76609400
Balkans are mostly south slavs, they are either insanely devput christians or muslims (centuries of war with the ottomans does that)

>>76609422
I know they do, ironically normies are mostly autists and spergs, they can't even socialise. They can only mingle with other people if they are all heavily inebriated. You know how fucking annoying it is to be the only sober person at a table of drunks? They are just catatonically giggling and vomiting for 4 hours and then the next morning they send messages like "last night was sooo crazy brooo" yes brooo it was soo crazy how you fell asleep on the dirty floor yooo you really are wild brooo

>>76609457
Maybe move to a Muslim country then

>>76609363 (OP)
I'm going to wear what I wear every halloween. I'm going to be a yoga mat.

Divided between several; the costumes that my physique compliment so I get to subtly show off, or the blatant physique showcases.

Subtle costumes;
>thor
>geralt
>snake plissken
IE fully dressed

Blatant show-off costumes;
>conan
>leonidas
>he-man
IE half-naked barbarian

Depends on the party and how appropriate I need to be and if I plan on trying to fuck anyone at said party.
Geralt is probably gonna be my choice tbf

>>76609363 (OP)
Pirate

>>76609363 (OP)
>Halloween party
Are you 5 years old or something? I think I grew out of playing in costumes by that age. Might take some a little longer though

>>76609546
Your mother is slutty

>>76609546
I like fucking twinks dressed like girls.

>>76609560
We really have a delayed or straight up arrested development in the West. Manchildren still dressing up in costumes, going to "parties" which are nothing more than elaborate mating rituals, consuming media made for children, cartoons, anime, superhero movies.
Listen little buddy, I get that you enjoyed your childhood, you loved to dress up as a princess or Aladdin or an Indian or whatever that garb is meant to be, I get that you loved your childhood and teenage years, the novelty, the discovery, the optimism, but it's time to grow up. You are over 25 years old, you are an adult, it's time to grow up mentally and live an adult life, and none of it involves dressing up in a silly costume to drink poison in the vain attempt to "have fun" by socialising.

>>76609546
Being a kid is thinking something is the coolest thing in the world
Being a faggot midwit who thinks being a grown up is rejecting that thing
Being an actual grown-up is realising that that thing you liked as a kid is indeed the coolest thing ever.

Also girls love dressing up as sluts and feeling up fit guys dressed up as movie characters

>>76609575
People been doing this for centuries just under a different name
Move to Iraq if you dont like it
>>76609578
Being a grown is up is realizing that fucking twink bussy is fun

>>76609546
This guy does NOT fuck and has NEVER fucked lmao and he probably never will

>>76609575
Kek what a miserable bitter faggot.
It's a good thing you don't socialise you'd ruin any event you went to lmao

>>76609575
Kek. Gigabased

>>76609601
You can hire him as a security guard in case if nigs want to rob the place

>>76609586
>Being a grown is up is realizing that fucking twink bussy is fun
This but slampigs dressed as cats

>>76609575
It's a Zaporozhian Cossack uniform

>>76609778
No it isn't, you stupid bastard. They never dressed like that

>>76609363 (OP)
The greatest /fit/ costume is Jason Voorhees. He was always played by big stuntmen.

>>76609575
What the fuck do you mean by the "West"? People to the East of Poland dress up as commie murderers and rapists once a year and watch fairy tales about muh Great Patriotic War. People in China watch shitty shows about the Romance of Three Kingdoms. People in Japan... well, you already know. So what else is there on the East? Middle east? India? Yeah they're right up your walley i think.

>>76609575
Mods! There's a 14 year old itt

>>76609363 (OP)
I don't celebrate made-up burger holidays.

>>76609457
Devout Christians my ass. Which country are you from? Im from Бългapия. So i know you ain't talking about my shit hole. My father thinks himself of a Christian but doesn't even know thr ten commandments. He drinks like a fish and supports Hitler, he genuinely believes Hitler did nothing wrong and was the best politician ever.
What fucking Christian is that?

>>76609363 (OP)
Goth festival, a girl i know will perform on the scene.
>what are you going as this year
Gonna find out if it's an actual Halloween party or a goth party with Halloween flavor. If former then Michael Myers, if latter then uh... i dunno, i don't have an outfit.

>>76609392
The anime's good as a gateway to the manga but that's about it.

>>76609399
I lift to turbofolk, my friend. You should try it. Really gets you fired up

>>76609851
The good kind of christian. Your father is based

>>76609877
Americans are mentally ill

>>76609903
I'm also from the balkans

>>76609908
Didn't ask+you're brown

>>76609910
>>76609908
>>76609903
Where do the balkan bimbos hang out
Like that cherry kiss girl from japanese porn

>>76609422
No thanks
Ill stay sober and remain in a first world country

>>76609575
This. So much this.

>>76609801
This. I was just rewatching some clips and classic slashers like Jason, Michael Myers, Leatherface or Ghostface are perfect if you're a big (tall/bearmode-ish) guy with an unremarkable face.
Might try and cop a Jason mask and machete and put on some old ripped up clothes since I'm reaching peak bulk right now (215 @ 6'2) which is about where Kane Hodder was at when he took the role of Jason for several films

>>76609575
Your mother enjoys barbarian codpiece

>>76609575
Puta Madre, fool

>>76609400
>I thought balkans were muslim?
the muslim there also drink copious amounts of alcohol, its a prerequisite for being a slav. Its somehow compatible with islam, dont ask me how does this work

>>76609875
I lift to oldschool folk, i love šaban and shit, i tried turbofolk but hearing ceca and other modern slop shit makes me vomit, i cannot fathom how people my age listen to that garbage.

>>76609392
>ugh people like things
You're an insufferable faggot & no one likes being around you, in case you didn't know.

>>76610137
Ew

>all these anons bitching about being an adult
I'm going as Omni-man because my wife asked me to. First time I've bought a costume for Halloween my entire adult life.

>>76609399
shitty balkan parties might be one of the reasons I'm str8 edge as well, I'm not gonna get drunk just so I can be numb to how dogshit most turbofolk is

crossdressing

>>76609363 (OP)
Rasputin, and yes I got the long equipment to match

>>76610596
Keep in mind that the penis you see displayed, is dried and shrunken. So it was even larger when he was alive.

Get ready to see this guy everywhere this Halloween

I was hoping to have abs by Halloween.
Went from 220 lbs 28% bf to
185 23% bf since march.
I guess it was some progress.
BF number is from my smart scale which I think is full of shit because that would imply I lost like half muscle and I know thats not possible because I've gotten stronger.
I wanted to go as Adam Jensen.

>>76609392
>OMG NO FUN
>ONLY WORK AND SLEEP!
Slit your throat tranny.

>>76609392
>>76609575
Your going to get eaten by the Halloween spirits if you don't scare them off with a costume

>tfw too poor to go to Shibuya Halloween aka the biggest most chaotic party on earth
One day.. One day..

>>76609363 (OP)
It's a new year, hoping I'll get to go to a party or find something.
Nothing /fit/ related, but I've had part of a costume for a Stranger Things character. I've never watched the show, I'm thinking it could be a great opening as a way to meet women.
I was also thinking Travis Bickle.

>>76610596
Imagine the smell

>>76610816
Yes, opium smell

>>76609546
>>76609575
Were you never invited to parties?

>>76609801
>>76609946
Svengoolie usually hosts costume contests every year, there's always a popular Vorhees or Myers.

https://youtu.be/Pg0Vp4RcJXs?si=KAhscADDu3-fQa4E&t=155

>>76609575
>NO FUN ALLOWED ONY THE HUSTLE
lol zoomers

>>76609400
Some are, some aren't. Why do you think they hate each other so much?

>>76610066
Oh yeah, kafanske for that heartbroken teen strength. I found that turbofolk from the 2000s hits best for me

>>76610063
US soldiers in kosovo called them "party muslims."

Spooky bump

I'm going to dress as the scariest thing on earth... An average Indian man

>>76612970
Me eyes hurt

>>76610078
>>76610751
Hahahaha little goblin zoom zoom who think they're Baka the grappler and throwing themselves down the hill for conditioning lmfao so cringe

I read that shit back in 2011 before every zoomoid gremlin started spamming it everywhere. same with berserk. At least berserk was good but Baka the shittler was boring crap even back then.
You ruined anime and manga in general, brocolli headed clown world mutants

Soulless golems... Sad, many such cases!

>>76609575
Fucking based. Truth hurts

>>76610249
I too enjoy being in an open relationship! Take this gold, fellow Redditor

>>76609363 (OP)
>so many sour grapes in this thread lmao
Friend throws a massive halloween party every year. Couples costume, I'm Wriothesley and my GF is Clorinde from genshin impact. We cosplay, so this one was made for next year's con, but we got it done pretty early and we are wearing it to the halloween party.
Always a blast.

>>76612970
I look like this and I say this.

>>76609363 (OP)
How come nobody can pull off the aura of Baki? I've seen lots of cosplays but nobody has been able to capture that confident arrogant fighter look he has.

>>76609575
first two sentences are good then you fagged it up

>>76609801
I do Michael Myers personally. Have so many randoms beg me for photos.

Spooky bump

>>76609392
Go buy some land and use your time off the internet, or is it that you've managed to fuck up your life for 4 decades and now you're seething because you're malding and unfuckable?
It's ok no one swipes on you on tinder. You're not that interesting anyways.

>>76609363 (OP)
He actually mogs the statue because he's anatomically correct.
>big (tall/bearmode-ish) guy
>peak bulk right now (215 @ 6'2)
6'2" 215 fat isn't very big. I'm 6'2.5" ~210 lean and feel small. It's hard to maintain and grow at this size for me though it's a little pointless for me getting bigger.

>>76616716
BMI matters. look at your favorite bodybuilder bmi and then bulk up to that bmi to match it

i dont have friends. i dont get invited to halloween parties and i dont remember ever doing so, im 33 now. i envy people who have friends to invite them to parties, the fun these parties probably are, the drinking and drugs and sex that happen at them. i never experienced any of them

>>76616716
Damn I fucked it up forgot to link to this >>76609946

>>76616720
6'2-3" low 200s just looks small unless you skip legs. Compare the Connor Murphy 6'3" 205lb physique to the 6'3" 220lb NFL quarterback physique and there's a big difference in where you put the weight.

>>76616726
Most parties do not end with sex at the party. It certainly happens but you are t missing out on that. You're mostly missing out on the socializing with your peers, even if you are intellectually/physically superior.

>>76609854
>i dunno, i don't have an outfit
Go as jacked skellington

>>76616742
Oof

>>76610044
good choice

>>76610249
would be cool to go as omniman or a viltrumite but I can't grow a stache

I'll probably just end up staying home and jacking off and dressing up as an incel

>>76617212
I will not

>>76617212
I can grow a stache and intentionally modeled mine after Omni Man's. I'll probably be doing so this Halloween.

>>76616716
>>76616742
I'm not fat fat, I'm at a fluffy 18% bf right now. Still have visible abs cause I have fortunate
You have severe body dysmorphia if you think being over 6' and anywhere north of 200lbs isn't bigger than 95% of people
Your standards are completely warped by the fitness industry which reminder, despite all the content you consume from it, is still a minority of people
The gif you showed as proof is retarded. Connor look huge next to that manlet, even with his shirt off.

>>76609392
it's way better than comic book slop

>>76609363 (OP)
I'm going as a single friendless loner. My costume will consist of my normal outfit plus a large bottle of bottom shelf liquor

>>76620484
Pay attention, I say, pay attention! It's a holiday, son. You got to splurge on somethin' a little bit better than that rotgut hooch ya usually drink!