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Anonymous No.76611071 [Report] >>76611079 >>76611085 >>76611086 >>76611092 >>76611100 >>76611102 >>76611103 >>76611117 >>76611123
>muh brooding protagonist who never sleeps is an alcoholic, smokes like a chimney, doesn't eat and doesn't work out
>takes off shirt
>sculpted like a greek god
Why can't life be like the movies bros?
Anonymous No.76611079 [Report]
>>76611071 (OP)
dudes like this usually do home weightlifting and calisthenics at home
Anonymous No.76611085 [Report] >>76611090 >>76611448
>>76611071 (OP)
You're just in a different movie, anon.
Anonymous No.76611086 [Report] >>76611110
>>76611071 (OP)
It is.
>Get jacked
>Become alcoholic
>Start smoking
>Stop eating
>Stop working out
>Coast on previously earned gains for the next 10 years
It's on you if you can't manage step 1.
Anonymous No.76611090 [Report] >>76611567
>>76611085
I am literally that guy though, I smoke, I drink, I never sleep and I don't eat or work out.
I am just skinnyfat.
I drive my motorcycle and sometimes do illegal acts.
Anonymous No.76611092 [Report]
>>76611071 (OP)
Literally me
Anonymous No.76611100 [Report] >>76611104
>>76611071 (OP)
Why not just get huge then do low rep shit and get lean for like a khazix build? Hyperteophy typically makes strength easier than the other way around and i could probably bulk to maybe 300 with big legs fat, then would have to cut down for hw ufc.
Anonymous No.76611102 [Report]
>>76611071 (OP)
Anonymous No.76611103 [Report]
>>76611071 (OP)
I'm Officer K personally
Anonymous No.76611104 [Report]
>>76611100
Like id wanna be able to do some insane karate shit and im pretty sure more muscle doesnt slow you down at all.
Anonymous No.76611110 [Report]
>>76611086
thing is I am super lazy and don't like working out.
Work and other shit already takes enough of my time and most importantly will to do anything.
Anonymous No.76611117 [Report] >>76611132
>>76611071 (OP)
I wonder how he ended up getting that body. Was it just for this specific role or did he just have it cause he was shirtless for barely a second and in a deleted scene
Anonymous No.76611123 [Report]
>>76611071 (OP)
>chill at home playing vidya
>lift heavy throughout the day
>get utterly drunk/high on skooma at night
Just Caiusmaxx
Anonymous No.76611125 [Report] >>76611184
drinking and smoking all the time will rapidly erode your energy levels at a bare minimum you can easily look like a greek god doing this but you won't enjoy feeling drained all the time
Anonymous No.76611132 [Report]
>>76611117
Crazy Stupid Love came out the year before this so I guess he just maintained the physique he had gotten from that
Anonymous No.76611184 [Report] >>76611197
>>76611125
I already feel drained even without doing any of that.
Anonymous No.76611187 [Report]
he is so effay in this movie
Anonymous No.76611197 [Report]
>>76611184
It's worse than that tho. That's the least bad you'll feel. Every little thing you do will be worse. Your hand eye coordination, reaction speed, cognitive ability, visual acuity, ability to recover from virtually anything will all be nerfed. Being in this state makes minor problems become major problems. You're drastically increasing your risk of every problem imaginable.
Anonymous No.76611448 [Report] >>76611461
>>76611085
I don't get it. What am I supposed to feel about this scene?
Anonymous No.76611461 [Report] >>76611476
>>76611448
her awkwardness
the mans total obliviousness to it because he wants sex with her
the depresso
Anonymous No.76611476 [Report]
>>76611461
Is she acting so awkward because she likes the balding millennial and is just bad at flirting or is she's repulsed by him?
Anonymous No.76611500 [Report]
I was born jacked.
Anonymous No.76611567 [Report] >>76611574
>>76611090
>illegal acts
Expand on this.
Anonymous No.76611574 [Report]
>>76611567
Sucking cock in public.