Thread 76611897

can you defeat Margot Robbie in a plank contest?

plap contest

>>76611897 (OP)
I certainly wouldn't last over 4 minutes with her if you know what I mean

what a grotesque sow
women should be lobotomized at 14 and put down at 30

>>76611897 (OP)
No, I only did 3:02

>>76611897 (OP)
I could easily do +5 minutes in my teenage years when I did sports on a competitive level. Its useless af tho. Isometric are retarded.

this shit thread again

>>76611897 (OP)
I am 3rd

>>76611897 (OP)

Irrelevant excercise

>>76611897 (OP)
I can defeat her in an anal rape contest.

>>76611897 (OP)
Women's faces start to melt at age 30 its really sad.

>>76611948
are you that confident that you can take more dicks in your ass then her?

>>76611985
I am. Mouth, too.

>>76611998
mirin'

no, im a subhuman comparedto her

>>76611909
completely incomprehensible post, this one

i want to kill the u s president and that's about to happen

>>76611936
Mr Gosling its an honor to meet you

>>76612129
that's illegal!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KivCRqfFcqY

>>76612129
God protects him, servant of Lucifer.

>>76611961
She's austrailian. It's been torched by the sun

>>76611897 (OP)
Planks are bizarre, they're like a shoulder joint endurance exercise for me more than anything to do with abs.

>>76611897 (OP)
i can do 500 and nice to see many japanese east asian men fuck blonde white girls and japanese east asian girls so much more

>>76612129
Good lord, man!

>>76611897 (OP)
Planks do nothing for me, I could hold one all day. Is there some sort of technique I could apply to make it harder?

>>76614177
move your hands as far forward as possible

>>76611897 (OP)
Yes, of course. So long as the person judging if I'm "planking" isn't super anal about form.

>>76611897 (OP)
Why do women do that ""pose""?

>>76611897 (OP)
Yes i did more than 4 mins back in the day. We trained it at the bordingschool since we had to go to the military recruitment test before the last schoolyear ended.
I was the best by more than double the time the second best guy out of 50 did.
They didnt enlist me, though. Aparantly im nuts

>>76614428
It's a feminism/domination thing like most threads on 4chan.

Also planks, really? Lol ofc. Kinda weird that OP is cropping the pic so hard though.

>>76611909
What did he mean by this?

>>76614641
I think he refers to "sex", which is something that only happens in movies. Margot is an actress, so she probably knows more about it. That's the joke.

>>76611909
Not quite sure what you mean by this, please elaborate further

>>76615491
not quite, since I have no ambition of becoming an actor I have no knowledge of nor interest for this "sex" that you speak of. I merely meant that having the eyes of such a pretty lady on me while I attempt the challenge would make me nervous and severely hurt my performance.

>>76611897 (OP)
>Plank contest
>Look how hard I can pee

>>76611909
Vaginal? I could go 10 minutes after popping a sertraline, no problem.
Footjob? I'd explode as soon as she touches my penis.

Margot has been showing her tiny butt.

>>76616252
humiliation ritual

>>76611897 (OP)
If I dedicated myself to it probably.

>>76616252
Nice plank!

>>76611897 (OP)
I'd defeat her in a rape contest

>>76616252
What a terrible choice of underwear for that body type. Honestly detracting from the overall effect of the dress, too. She should have gone for something flesh tone and adhesive to cover the bare minimum and just let the asscrack show.

>>76616109
Your head should explode as soon as the muzzles tip touches your temple

>>76617687
>how liberals think guns work because of chink cartoons