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Anonymous No.76616825 [Report] >>76616880 >>76617590 >>76618700 >>76618706
I remember the first time I saw some guys doing bjj and just being flabbergasted by how gay it was and feeling creeped out and repulsed by it
Anonymous No.76616861 [Report] >>76618203
bjj is really cool and i enjoyed doing it but i kept getting various injuries and it's just not worth it.
Anonymous No.76616872 [Report] >>76620672 >>76621096
>>76616810 (OP)
I do bajayjay with my wife so it's only 50% gay
Anonymous No.76616880 [Report]
>>76616825
Yeah. lol. Some light sparring between friends is fine but to go to an mma gym is gay af.
Anonymous No.76616881 [Report]
>>76616810 (OP)
>trans parent hoodie
Anonymous No.76616914 [Report]
I’ve never done bjj but the way people talk about it is like it cures depression and somehow turns you into a real man
Anonymous No.76616952 [Report] >>76616954 >>76617054 >>76617534
BJJ is a fucking meme.
Absolutely useless in a real life scenario and it's only effective in MMA because fighters are restricted from kicking the shit out of you on the ground which is what would happen in reality.
Anonymous No.76616954 [Report] >>76616991 >>76618399
>>76616952
In the early UFC, there were no restrictions and BJJ still won every time.
Anonymous No.76616961 [Report]
>>76616810 (OP)
Shooting is a sport too.
Anonymous No.76616963 [Report]
>>76616810 (OP)
There is literally no reason to pursue BJJ after you've become a legitimately competent blue belt.

The fun part of BJJ is scrapping with your teammates. Once you get to the point where everything is spamming leglock entries in le ebin chess match it's fucking gay and stupid.
Anonymous No.76616991 [Report] >>76617007 >>76617041
>>76616954
That would be valid if early UFC wasnt rigged in favor of the Gracies.

https://youtu.be/mOxvfoS498w
Anonymous No.76616999 [Report]
OP that video was literally an April Fools day prank
Anonymous No.76617007 [Report] >>76617015
>>76616991
I've already watched that video before. The title is clickbait. Just because they were confident that Royce could beat all the other fighters doesn't mean that it was rigged. They all had a fair chance.
Anonymous No.76617015 [Report] >>76617026
>>76617007
Lol okay. Enjoy laying down and giving up your ass for men.
Anonymous No.76617020 [Report]
>>76616810 (OP)
Better realize now than never.
Anonymous No.76617022 [Report]
>>76616810 (OP)
QRD?
Anonymous No.76617023 [Report] >>76617165 >>76618225 >>76618410 >>76618486 >>76622325 >>76622498 >>76623244 >>76623539 >>76625936
>>76616810 (OP)
He watched pic related btw
Anonymous No.76617026 [Report]
>>76617015
Immediately going down in guard and butt scooting isn't true BJJ, it's a corruption that happens because of the rules of competitive BJJ. The same kind of corruption happens in every competitive martial arts. In a real fight, someone who is competent in BJJ would never do such a thing.
Anonymous No.76617041 [Report]
>>76616991
Gracies did well in Pride too.
Anonymous No.76617054 [Report] >>76617144 >>76618594
>>76616952
If your goal is being a good fighter, BJJ is just a tool in your toolbox. It's definitely not a meme, because you can demolish someone with no training with just BJJ.
Anonymous No.76617144 [Report]
>>76617054
Yeah literally anybody who has training in anything can demolish an untrained person you fucking retard.
Anonymous No.76617165 [Report] >>76617188
>>76617023
Odds of accidentally shooting yourself while doing this?
Also why use live ammunition at all?
Anonymous No.76617181 [Report] >>76617554 >>76617557
Sometimes I see these girls in those yoga shorts doing Jiu Jitsu and shit and that would make my life to get choked by them but then I see all the small joint manipulation and sweaty ring worm mat and wrestling with grown man and I'm like is it worth it? But yeah I'd probably spend months playing touchbut to get choked out by a thick jiu jitsu woman
Anonymous No.76617188 [Report]
>>76617165
>Odds of accidentally shooting yourself while doing this?
100%.
>Also why use live ammunition at all?
To show your gay fans how hardcore you are.
Anonymous No.76617534 [Report] >>76617622 >>76617835 >>76621265
>>76616952
>Absolutely useless in a real life scenario
This. One assumes that a "real life scenario" is going to be him meeting behind the bar to have a 1 on 1 rules fight.
In reality, any BJJ chud whill get:
>Sucker punched
>Attacked by multiple people and kicked in the head while trying to grapple with one of the assailants,
>Stabbed (95% chance)
In a lot of these situations a boxer would have advantage, being more light on his feet or able to deal with multiple opponents without dropping on the ground. Either way, reality is that BJJ is just a stress release/meditation for insecure guys who probably need the oxytocin from holding another man + endorphins from the exercise. Its laughable they try to justify it as anything serious.
Anonymous No.76617554 [Report]
>>76617181
Any decent gym has the matts mopped after each class. Joints should be fine if you tap early and often.
Rolling with women is annoying rather than pleasant though. Their long hair gets all up in your face and mouth, need to be more careful in gripping to not get called out for grabbing tiddies or something. You also have to drop way down on your strength and go much slower or you'll accidentally strength out of their holds even when they out-technique you. 2/10 would not do it again
Anonymous No.76617557 [Report] >>76617571
>>76617181
Go for a judo chick. They actually know submission.
Anonymous No.76617571 [Report] >>76617585
>>76617557
Of all the critiques you could do about BJJ, it's that they don't know how to do submissions? You must be joking. BJJ is submission wrestling
Anonymous No.76617579 [Report]
>>76616810 (OP)
That video was posted as an april fool's joke.
Faggot.
Anonymous No.76617585 [Report] >>76617695
>>76617571
No, BJJ is point wrestling. They get their point, they roll into something else. They did submissions back in the day but now it's just a sportified point game.
Anonymous No.76617590 [Report] >>76617731
>>76616825
It is an excuse for guys in the closet to be physically close to other men
Anonymous No.76617622 [Report]
>>76617534
In any of those scenarios a sprinter would be the only one with an advantage but I don't see you arguing for Track & Field
Anonymous No.76617652 [Report]
>>76616810 (OP)
Only reason you should do BJJ is if you're a cop. Everyone else should train MT/judo to defend yourself.
Anonymous No.76617695 [Report] >>76617724
>>76617585
What the fuck are you talking about dude have you been to a single jiu-jitsu jitsu gym? Jesus christ you are retarded.
Anonymous No.76617699 [Report]
I've also wasted fifteen years training bjj and fucked up my knees but don't care. Only train 3 or 4 days a week anyway so it's not a huge deal but I've always had to drive an hour so it's a decent time sink from like 5-9 or so. Nobody on here knows anything about bjj or anything related to fighting btw
Anonymous No.76617724 [Report]
>>76617695
>jiu-jitsu jitsu
>JJJ
Clearly I've missed something.
mama spiridoni No.76617731 [Report] >>76617888 >>76618400
>>76617590
you people are insanely fucked in the head. this is what the acceptance of faggots in society caused in a regular moron's mind, you think any kind of physical contact between men is gay now, even if it's something that can literally break limbs and choke you to death. if you think bjj is stupid and ineffective that's fine, but thinking it is homoerotic in any way means you have serious mental issues.
Anonymous No.76617835 [Report] >>76617888
>>76617534
That argument makes any martial arts useless in a "real life scenario". Both won't prevent you from being sucker punched or getting attacked with a deadly weapon.

The real knowledge of martial arts is learning not to be in such a situation.
Anonymous No.76617853 [Report]
>>76616810 (OP)
just do things you enjoy, i like going to the gym and lifting heavy, i don't do it to fuck different girls, or enter contests, i just like it
Anonymous No.76617888 [Report] >>76618249
>>76617835
>any martial arts useless in a "real life scenario". Both won't prevent you from being sucker punched or getting attacked with a deadly weapon.
Every proper martial arts teaches distance control, and most include surprise attacks at higher levels. I've had rubber knives pulled on me the moment I entered the changing room, for example, and shot a few guys with a Nerf in the middle of explaining a technique.
If you're in a country where you can preempt attacks legally (or don't care for the law kek), trad martial arts can protect you from everything short of a sniper.
>>76617731
>if you think bjj is stupid and ineffective that's fine, but thinking it is homoerotic in any way means you have serious mental issues.
So doin something pointless, that mostly consists of close bodily contact with men, isn't gay in your opinion? do you apply the same logic to men dancing tango with other men, for example?
Anonymous No.76617901 [Report] >>76618389
yeah but all the man meat
Anonymous No.76618203 [Report]
>>76616861
sume
Anonymous No.76618223 [Report]
Sometimes I feel like I wanna learn judo. But then I think about foot fungus, body odors, ring worm, califlower ears, various unjuries

And I'm like nah I will just carry a pistol
Anonymous No.76618225 [Report]
>>76617023
This is great
Anonymous No.76618249 [Report]
>>76617888
>dancing or fighting men is the same thing as wanting to suck their dicks
Yeah you're retarded
Anonymous No.76618256 [Report]
>Bait post
>Bait video done by some retarded influencer to catch 15 minutes of fame
>Shitskin writing
OP is brown
Anonymous No.76618389 [Report] >>76618475
>>76617901
elaborate
Anonymous No.76618399 [Report] >>76618502
>>76616954
>and BJJ still won every time
https://youtu.be/S7edm6aZyFI
Because the game was different. Wrestling chads will always dominate BGayGay fags in a real fight.
Anonymous No.76618400 [Report]
>>76617731
it's ~because~ it's stupid and ineffective that we can conclude the reason someone is doing it is because they are gay
Anonymous No.76618410 [Report]
>>76617023
Do you need to wiggle your butt sexily while doing this wannabe gunkata crap?
Anonymous No.76618420 [Report] >>76619649
why do bjj guys absolutely love recording themselves while sitting on a fucking mat
I know this is where you fight and spar, but it's too reoccuring, like they always sit on the fucking mat, quite often in some stupid gear
Anonymous No.76618426 [Report] >>76618541 >>76619193
I wouldnt do BJJ even if it was the most effective martial art in existence and allowed me to solo 10v1 situations
reason: its gay as fuck, the very idea of spending my free time rolling on a mat with a sweaty dude is repulsive and GAY to me
Anonymous No.76618475 [Report]
>>76618389
I can't, I don't do JJ.
Anonymous No.76618486 [Report]
>>76617023
omg is that zelensky?
Anonymous No.76618502 [Report]
>>76618399
>>and BJJ still won every time
ye by just sitting on the ground doing shinkicks
how is that even bjj lol
Anonymous No.76618541 [Report] >>76619193
>>76618426
Hugging your bros is a relaxing fun time
The jew has made it seem homosexual to hinder white brotherhood
Anonymous No.76618594 [Report]
>>76617054
>you can demolish someone with no training with just BJJ.
Wow so impressive. You can beat an untrained person? How about people trained in exclusively one other combat sport?
Anonymous No.76618604 [Report] >>76618618 >>76619623
>>76616810 (OP)
Why do you Murricans give this often laughable sport so much damn importance? It is not even THAT popular in Brazil. By the way, there is called jiu-jitsu, full stop.
Nobody takes it seriously unless you compete.
Judo is even more prominent.
Anonymous No.76618618 [Report] >>76619623
>>76618604
It's mostly middle class white collar tech bros doing it. Why, I haven't figured that part out yet
Anonymous No.76618697 [Report] >>76618719 >>76619401
martial arts are for retards who like brain damage and broken body parts, just learn few basic fighting skills and you are pretty much set for life, in real life almost no one gets in real fight more than few times or not even once, unconventional fighting tactics win fights like suprise attack, kick to the balls, weapons(club, knife, chair, fork, pretty much anything) in fist fight, if you can have advantage you should use it
Anonymous No.76618700 [Report] >>76618704 >>76620826 >>76622282
>>76616825
they could snap your spine in half while you call them gay, weakling
Anonymous No.76618704 [Report] >>76618715 >>76619191 >>76622229
>>76618700
>go to walmart
>buy 20 dollar butterfly knife
>keep in pocket
>????
>power level higher than every bjj fag on earth with this one simple trick
Anonymous No.76618706 [Report]
>>76616825
Even the acronym sounds gay
Anonymous No.76618711 [Report]
>>76616810 (OP)
I don't care about this drama queen faggot.
Anonymous No.76618715 [Report] >>76622229 >>76622397 >>76622413
>>76618704
pussy faggot needs a knife while real men snap your spine in half with their bare hands
Anonymous No.76618719 [Report] >>76618735
>>76618697
>martial arts are for retards who like brain damage and broken body parts, just learn few basic fighting skills and you are pretty much set for life, in real life almost no one gets in real fight more than few times or not even once, unconventional fighting tactics win fights like suprise attack, kick to the balls, weapons(club, knife, chair, fork, pretty much anything) in fist fight, if you can have advantage you should use it
Anonymous No.76618735 [Report]
>>76618719
do you need to call others nerd to feel manly if they wont stoop to your retard level, id rather shoot someone in a dick rather than risk brain damage or death
Anonymous No.76619191 [Report] >>76622159
>>76618704
>gets disarmed
>now you look stupid and the guy is rotating your spine in a 360 degree angle
>aaAAAAACK MY BACK OHH MY BACK
Anonymous No.76619193 [Report]
>>76618426
>>76618541
Sometimes you get lucky and it's a cute, slim twink and you can dominate him easily and position yourself so that your crotch is directly touching his crotch or ass.
Anonymous No.76619259 [Report] >>76619384
>>76616810 (OP)
the problem with bjj is it has a tranny coded culture
Anonymous No.76619384 [Report] >>76619403
>>76619259
>the problem with bjj is it has a tranny coded culture
Could you elaborate on that? Any noticble examples?
Anonymous No.76619401 [Report]
>>76618697
>just learn few basic fighting skills
What do you think martial arts are you fucking retard
Anonymous No.76619403 [Report]
>>76619384
Nope. Just being controversial.
Anonymous No.76619443 [Report]
>>76616810 (OP)
Anonymous No.76619619 [Report]
I've been really thinking about how BJJ is the modern bullshido

It gives the illusion of it working because of "live sparring" but with a lot of helpful rules. Don't get me wrong it can work. For most people and situations its a bad choice. when I'm walking around at night and there's someone who gives me the heeby jeebies, it's usually two or more guys who look like they want trouble

Now bjj is NOT going to help you in that situation. Outweighing them by a fair amount and being a great striker may get you somewhere.

At which point outweighing and out striking someone is all you need

>B-but what if you fight a wrestler/MMA fighter/bjj black belt!!!!!!

Stop living in fantasy videogame land
Anonymous No.76619623 [Report] >>76619663 >>76619951
>>76618604
>>76618618
Well it gained massive popularity in the 90s with the first ufc events televized.
The ufc was originally organized by some of the gracies that were in usa and rigged it so bjj would win and since the ufc had such a massive impact on audiences, bjj immediately got a lot of attention and then several americans started learning it and spreading it.
Bjj is easy enough that a complete beginner with absolutely 0 sport experience and 0 athletic gifts can just start it after a 9-5 or school and be completely ok the next day but hard enough that it makes them feel like they got a workout.
Joe Rogan also constantly fellates bjj constantly saying things like most fights end on the ground (a myth constructed from arrest attempt by the police where the suspect resist) and since pretty much everyone in the ufc does it, people assume that it means that you need to do bjj to be good.
There's also dorks that say that you can destroy everyone that doesn't know bjj, like mf any martial art can beat someone untrained, even a wing chun guy that does sparring will beat the majority of the population that have no idea how to fight and never been punched.

Tldr bjj is a marketing machine.
Anonymous No.76619649 [Report]
>>76618420
>Why do bjj guys sit

Oh no no no
Anonymous No.76619663 [Report]
>>76619623
I tried BJJ judo and wrestling and out of all of them BJJ was like

"Yeah nah this shit is stupid lmao"

>Just sit nicely on top of this guy who's in the missionary position bro
Anonymous No.76619702 [Report]
>>76616810 (OP)
>Tfw judoka
>Went to BJJ class and accidentally broke the instructor's arm while rolling
Anonymous No.76619951 [Report]
>>76619623
>marketing machine
I concur.
Anonymous No.76620672 [Report]
>>76616872
still 100% gay if you're a woman
Anonymous No.76620826 [Report]
>>76618700
wrong gay fags (people who do BJJ) don't mind being called gay.

If you want to learn how to fight, you should train 2gun.
Anonymous No.76621044 [Report]
>>76616810 (OP)
Anonymous No.76621096 [Report]
>>76616872
Do you bajajay her vajajay? Yea or nay?
Anonymous No.76621265 [Report] >>76621269 >>76623592
>>76617534
>In a lot of these situations a boxer would have advantage
As a (kick)boxer: yes, but barely. Martial arts are useless for self-defense in Europe and America anyway.

In America your opponents will be
>a nigger with a gun
>multiple niggers
>multiple niggers with guns

In Europe
>an Arab with a knife
>multiple Arabs
>multiple Arabs with knives

Especially dysgenic, inbred dune coons won't fight fair if given the chance. Look at this creature. It would never win a fair fight against a tall, healthy woman and it knows it. If you're fighting it, you're also fighting its cousins (who are also his brothers-in-law).
Anonymous No.76621269 [Report] >>76621523
>>76621265
The creature in question
Anonymous No.76621523 [Report]
>>76621269

What is this...
Anonymous No.76621772 [Report] >>76621949
>>76616810 (OP)
What are good alternatives? Boxing?Muay Thai? I'm kind of interested in taking up a combat sport for self defense.
Anonymous No.76621949 [Report]
>>76621772
Take out your buttplug and hit them with it
Anonymous No.76622159 [Report]
>>76619191
>my pussy and my crack
Anonymous No.76622229 [Report]
>>76618704
/thread

>>76618715
>Gets ACK'd by a knife
Nothing personal tranime fan
Anonymous No.76622282 [Report]
>>76618700
>lays on the ground
>sooo when are you going to come and fight me
Anonymous No.76622325 [Report]
>>76617023
Gunkata
Anonymous No.76622397 [Report] >>76622842
>>76618715
The knife in his pocket is not for attacking other white people. Its for schizo niggers, muslims and other violent nons. White men solve conflicts with words

That knife might aswell not even excist for you, its never going to be a threat to you
Anonymous No.76622413 [Report] >>76622457
>>76618715
Fighting with bare hands is for animals and niggers. As a human I belong to the race of toolmakers. Using tools is about as natural for a human as using sting for a hornet.
Anonymous No.76622457 [Report]
>>76622413
but a tool in the hands of one who is proficient at boxing and wrestling becomes 10x more effective than in the hands of one who has no prior experience in combat at all
Anonymous No.76622498 [Report]
>>76617023
N-NANI???
Anonymous No.76622842 [Report] >>76622915
>>76622397
>solve conflicts with words
>primordial truth
Gentemanly fighting rules and diplomacy stem from philosophy, religion, morality, laws, rationality, ideology, books, thoughts, words and opinions. Niggers with switchblades are operating on primordial truth at all times because they're subrational creatures who can't evolve past anything primordial.
Anonymous No.76622915 [Report]
>>76622842
And that's why women fuck them and never you
Anonymous No.76623244 [Report]
>>76617023
HAYAI !!
Anonymous No.76623539 [Report] >>76623909
>>76617023
He would only be able to shot one person, i don't understand how gunfags find this impressive.
Anonymous No.76623592 [Report]
>>76621265
So this means if every white was also moving with a group and armed with knives and guns, the whites would win every time. The problem is that then would be no non-whites and less reason to be armed all the times so they would not be in the situation.
Anonymous No.76623647 [Report]
>>76616810 (OP)
Should've done Muay Thai instead faggot lmfao
Anonymous No.76623826 [Report]
Boxing and Greco-Roman wrestling are the only two skills you really need
Yes, I know guns beat everything except pipebombs but you're not going to go the lethal option immediately for everything, and if you have no martial skill then you have nothing between rude words and the last resort
Anonymous No.76623909 [Report]
>>76623539
It only impresses people who don't know how to shoot guns.
Anonymous No.76625832 [Report]
>>76616810 (OP)
>buys a gun
hard counter
Anonymous No.76625936 [Report]
>>76617023
SUPERIOR JAPANESE GUNMANSHIP