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Anonymous No.76639857 >>76639861 >>76639870 >>76639933 >>76639936 >>76639967 >>76639988 >>76640009 >>76640029 >>76640403 >>76640406 >>76640453 >>76640470 >>76640529 >>76640590 >>76640615 >>76640634 >>76640692 >>76642096 >>76642176 >>76642224 >>76642319 >>76642410 >>76642466 >>76642976 >>76644029 >>76644523
What went wrong here?
Anonymous No.76639861 >>76640066 >>76640545
>>76639857 (OP)
I didn't think it was possible to have too high of an upper pec to lower pec ratio, but Mike pulled it off.
Anonymous No.76639864
the tan, obviously
Anonymous No.76639870
>>76639857 (OP)
I would say he was too old here but plenty of Mr. Olympians have been in mid 30s so idk
Anonymous No.76639933
>>76639857 (OP)
the saddest tits
Anonymous No.76639936 >>76642347
>>76639857 (OP)
what didnt?
Anonymous No.76639967
>>76639857 (OP)
He's compensating for not being attractive and not being tall. That's all there is to it.
Anonymous No.76639988
>>76639857 (OP)
being jewish
Anonymous No.76640009 >>76640019 >>76641091 >>76642021 >>76644020
>>76639857 (OP)
Prime genova unironically mogs him
Anonymous No.76640019
>>76640009
That body would look very good on someone with normal face. Genova unironically has good insertions.
Anonymous No.76640029 >>76640036 >>76641888 >>76642127
>>76639857 (OP)
>flabby
>too much water
>no definition
>ugly
>terrible tan
What didn't go wrong here, OP?
Anonymous No.76640036
>>76640029
Nippards bulge is way too big
Anonymous No.76640042
Vespasian and Titus didn't finish the job
Anonymous No.76640066
>>76639861
That's actually his lower pec. His chest skin is way too loose from the silicone impalnts he had in his student years, while working as a gay prostitute.
Anonymous No.76640403
>>76639857 (OP)
i always find funny that he talks in his videos that THIS is the best shape he has ever been and it was almost impossible to maintain for him
Anonymous No.76640406 >>76642323 >>76644021
>>76639857 (OP)
how does one even get rid of that loose hanging flabby chest?
Anonymous No.76640453
>>76639857 (OP)
I feel bad for him, having body dysmorphia that severe must be agonizing. Still have all his retard bait YouTube channels blocked thoughever.
Anonymous No.76640470
>>76639857 (OP)
His stature and proportions help, but it is his shifty look that really makes the comedy.
Anonymous No.76640529 >>76640617
>>76639857 (OP)
Hubris. He's a fucking stupid retard with a big ego. "I can start doing what you're good at and become an expert in the field in 6 months" and in 40 years he gets mogged by 18-year-olds on their first cycles in both bodybuilding and weightlifting.
Anonymous No.76640545
>>76639861
Has to do with the way he flares his ribs and shifts the weight to his upper chest on every single pushing exercise
He does something similar but with his pulling too where it shifts all the weight on his spinal erectors
Anonymous No.76640590
>>76639857 (OP)
unironically, jewish genetics
Anonymous No.76640615 >>76640661 >>76640879
>>76639857 (OP)
nothing
everything
Anonymous No.76640617
>>76640529
How can they tell these teenage-tier things with a straight face. How do their interlocutors not burst into laughing?
Anonymous No.76640634 >>76640647
>>76639857 (OP)
Why does he never look like he is flexing. Looks like he is just holding a pose without statically contracting his muscles.
Anonymous No.76640647 >>76640683
>>76640634
I think it’s a body fat thing? Must have failed his cut or something. The only place you can even sort of see striations are his delts because roid shoulders lmao.
Anonymous No.76640661 >>76640821 >>76640879
>>76640615
why do jews love cereal? seinfeld was a cereal lover too, ate it for din dins.
Anonymous No.76640683
>>76640647
Like, look at his hands, he looks like he is gently touching his hands together, when he should be tightly grasping and forcing hands together to get the muscles to pop.
Lime, nobody taught him how to flex or something (even though it's something you could teach yourself by accident as a child)
Anonymous No.76640692 >>76644025
>>76639857 (OP)
> tfw have the same loose fat/skin on my lower chest
Hate this shit. I'm not even really fat. Only have a pouch of belly fat and love handles and that's about it. Hate this fucking shit.
Anonymous No.76640821 >>76640879
>>76640661
probably remind them of foreskin
Anonymous No.76640879 >>76642047
>>76640615
>>76640661
>>76640821
Anonymous No.76641091
>>76640009
Prime Genova also mogs 99.9% of /fit/.
Anonymous No.76641888
>>76640029
I love the tiny boots
Anonymous No.76642021 >>76642044
>>76640009
everyone talks shit on this piss goblin but he unironically mogs most men on earth. How has he been? haven't heard from these guys in like 7 years other than big lenny fucked black trannies than gracelessly expired living in filth
Anonymous No.76642044
>>76642021
Um bros who's gonna tell him...
Anonymous No.76642047
>>76640879
Why did an entire generation roll with the ideas of a caricature of a psychopath?
Anonymous No.76642096
>>76639857 (OP)
Khazar genetics
Anonymous No.76642127
>>76640029
I kek every time
Anonymous No.76642176
>>76639857 (OP)
>thinks gorging on cereal and gatorade is good for his diet
>thinks gatorade is a performance enhancer
>calls weed a nootropic because it calms him down from his roidrage
>thinks back work is enough for the long head of the triceps
>shit form
>prioritizes large roms that deload his muscles or do nothing extra over roms that keep the muscle loaded
>prioritizes stretch thinking that stretch with light weights is anywhere close to lifting heavy
>uses his erectors in all motions
>uses his traps instead of delts
>believes his own bullshit
>entire effort is just to sell an app
>5'1"
Anonymous No.76642191 >>76642199
He sees jay, ronnie and dorian when he looks in the mirror. Hes that ill.
Anonymous No.76642199
>>76642191
I wish i had this super power
Anonymous No.76642224
>>76639857 (OP)
if i would have known this is what 90% of people end up looking like i never would have started doing weights. Just would have done boxing or rock climbing
Anonymous No.76642319
>>76639857 (OP)
He just needs 23 more plastic surgery procedures
Anonymous No.76642323 >>76642329
>>76640406
Excess water weight from a misguided spirit bulk
Anonymous No.76642329
>>76642323
it's called dreamy bulk retard also lmao does that look like a sonnenrad
Anonymous No.76642347 >>76644029
>>76639936
You say this is as a joke but it's honestly true and Mike is an amazing case study in stubbornness and delusion. Mike will legitimately and with a straight face tell you he's 4% bf in that OP pic.

He reads scientific studies constantly and knows what he should be doing and what he should look like and is openly a supporter of Hitler and his philosophy but simply cannot apply it to himself.

He knows he needs to eat less and cut down more for a show, and will endlessly criticize actual IFBB pros and their routines, but can't see how shit his own is

It's like a guy who watches basketball every day and can tell you absolutely every star about any NBA player ever and perfectly detail all the best practices the most elite coaches would tell you to improve your performance but then you play a pick up game with him and he can't even make a free throw.

He has too much ego to self improve no matter how much he learns, and even brags that he's uncoachable because his IQ is too high
Anonymous No.76642410
>>76639857 (OP)
Crippling self-esteem issues. His jokes aren't jokes.
Anonymous No.76642466 >>76643945
>>76639857 (OP)
He has some of the worst bodybuilder genetics. He should have unironically been a powerlifter if he wanted to chase clout, but he clearly has deep seated issues with his appearance, as well as bigorexia
Anonymous No.76642976
>>76639857 (OP)
>roiding for this
Anonymous No.76643945 >>76644660
>>76642466
>He has some of the worst bodybuilder genetics.
people with le worst bodybuilding genetic don't become NEARLY as huge as he was natty and REMOTELY as huge as he is now. You will NEVER have ANYTHING CLOSE to this much muscle on ALL OF THE DRUGS
Anonymous No.76644020
>>76640009
holy kek
Anonymous No.76644021
>>76640406
dont get fat to begin with, dont fall for bloated powershitter memes
Anonymous No.76644025 >>76644460
>>76640692
I thought the same thing until i actually lost 40 lbs and didnt really realize just how fucking fat i was for years.
Anonymous No.76644029
>>76639857 (OP)
Not enough gatorade

>>76642347
This
Anonymous No.76644460
>>76644025
how much did it take to see your abs? Right now I'm on the very brink of being able to make out my abs lines
Anonymous No.76644523
>>76639857 (OP)
either too lazy or retarded to properly cut
generally just dogshit genetics for bodybuilding
Anonymous No.76644660
>>76643945
The amount of muscle isn't the issue, it's the distribution, insertions, and lack of willpower to diet down. Mike takes way more drugs than even the top pros so yeah, we expect him to have significant mass, but the mass he has absolutely looks like shit.

Mike's calling was to be a pro powerlifter but he instead got it in his head that he has to be Mr. Olympia when he simply doesn't have the body shape and willpower for it.