Thread 76697122

What’s the first thing you do

Who?

Free Palestine btw

Wrestle an ant

Pull up the stepladder and climb down from there bed

>>76697122 (OP)
jerk off
that's usually what i do when i wake up

same answer for any quasi-famous person, start banging hotties from the dms hoping the plumbing works

>>76697153
You enjoy straight leg pull ups in door frame.

>>76697122 (OP)
Have his girlfriend peg me.

>>76697122 (OP)
Go for a pizza and beer

enter a limbo content

>>76697122 (OP)
go back to sleep

>>76697122 (OP)
Science based jerkathon

>>76697122 (OP)
Do cool calisthenics moves like plank and flag because my short high makes it easiest.

>>76697122 (OP)
bruh, on the one hand I'm no longer a tranny, on the other hand I'm 5'4 and not 6'2
this overall feels like an L

>>76697122 (OP)
Open YouTube shorts to check his morning routine video and follow it exactly. I must play my part.

>>76697122 (OP)
BBC

>>76697170
He's Jewish so he probably has a mutilated penis, so it won't feel that good anyway.

>>76697694
I have a mutilated prnis too but I still like sex because it's instinctual.

>>76697701
Yeah, but you would like it a lot more if you had the full functionality.

>>76697710
Apparently circumcised men are more sex obsessed. Anyway currently tugging my dick skin nightly in hopes of getting a pseufo4skin to cover my dyick hed.

>>76697122 (OP)
Get myself a pair of platform boots.

>>76697122 (OP)
Kill myself.
>>76697124
Based.

Pic related

>>76697122 (OP)
Spend my extensive grifting fortune to lengthen all of my limbs so that I could at least be a 5'8 millionaire

>>76697122 (OP)
an hero because i am an ugly manlet now

>>76697122 (OP)
Climb up his gf leg to have sex with her

War crimes than get pegged by Stephanie, in that order

So, how tall is he really? And why does fit obsess over him and Israetel?

Lift some heavy as fuark weights just to see what it's like being that strong. Then go lift my current maxes to see how easy it is for someone that strong

I would go on a racist rant on social media to ruin his reputation then return to my body.

>>76697122 (OP)
buy a porsche 911 gt3, and then go buy rolex daytona ceramic white and black as well as patek nautilus moon phase, then build a private gym with top of the line equipment.

>>76699278
5’4.5” and because he and Mike are probably the two most popular and dominant fitness content creators of the past handful of years. 4chan isn’t really “social media” but it can’t avoid existing within the modern internet landscape where every app/site just feeds off of content from the others apps/sites, so we are not immune to the effect of popularity on other platforms leading to discussion here.

Throw all the androgenic steroids and ditch them for estrogen and estradiol, eat more fat and carbs and less protein and train lower body and abs only and get implants. Link up with israetel's wife and have a threesome with her and the biggest mandingo black chocolate 11 inches dick on earth

>>76699278
ManletDestiny is 5’3 confirmed and stood just about shoulder-to-shoulder with both Nippard and Israetel on their collabs if I recall.

>>76697122 (OP)
Hit my forehead on the dining room table trying to find a chair or something so I can see myself in the mirror

>>76697676
>6'2 tranny
wheremst

>>76697129
Spbp

>>76697676
>6'2 tranny
Playing with the wrong balls dude go play a sport or something

if i knew I was going to switch back bodies then I'd slice my grundle with a straight razor so he wouldn't be able to wipe

>>76700236
>>76700262
Haven't you noticed that trannies are almost always over 6ft tall?
Klinefelters are always really tall too. The whitepill on height is that only a fraction of lanklets actually have even the slightest masculinity. Yeah those 5% of 5% of dudes that are over 6ft and gigachads are rightly like looking at gods among men, but 99.9% of tall dudes are dysgenic as fuck, being weak and skinnyfat at best or full blown trannies at worst.
It's probably hard for the body to produce enough testosterone to make a lanklet truly masculine.

>>76697122 (OP)
crack womens' skulls together in the streets and kill them

>>76702162
you're a retard who is making shit up cause you know nothing

>>76702210
Kek something tells me you're over 6ft and I hit a nerve.

I'm 5'8 and I fully admit that a 6ft+ genuine chad is a majestic sight, but for every 1 jack reacher I see, I see 99 john olivers and lia thomases

>>76697122 (OP)
Post niche hobbiest stuff on my IG, and start being an openly racist fucker. Try and raise an army out of 100 super-fans, and get them to rob banks for me. Eliminate enemies of Israel, and wipe Palestine from the face of the map.

Make an appointment for leg lengthening surgery.

>>76697122 (OP)
Suicide for being 5'2"

>>76699278
Realistically 5'3" imo without shoes on

>>76697122 (OP)
Stop taking steroids.

>>76697122 (OP)
Finally get to fuck a barbie doll.

>>76702349
you're soft buddy

have sex with my hot gf

>>76697122 (OP)
Look around his house to see if he's truly natty. I'm confident he is but I need to prove it for myself

>>76697710
I jerk off multiple times daily and I got into obviously shitty relationships so I could creampie women over and over with my mutilated dick

Start worrying about being kidnapped by the US government to be studied, only to start panicking about 4 seconds later at the far more dreadful realization that he's currently in my body, experiencing my unbelievably shameful life and learning about all my secrets that he's most likely going to reveal to the world in all the "content" he's undoubtedly going to make about the event.
Cry as I call my phone to try and do something.

Take Mike's Jewish cock out of my mouth

>>76704382
Quadra Trvke

>>76700262
I actually do play sports recreationally, aside from gymfagging which isn't really a sport, I like volleyball and shuttlecock kicking (I lived around chinks for a long time), I spend a lot of time outside, I'm not a neet and don't work in IT or some programming job, lol.

>>76697153
why do millenials wear these gay ankle socks i dont get it

>>76704465
Because long socks are for boomers, retards, and niggers, no wonder zoomers like them so much.

>>76704470
Long socks are kino. Wearing ankle socks is intrinsically low T behavior

>>76697122 (OP)
Get a ladder to climb up to the cupboard and get myself some cereal

>>76704474
>muh low T behavior
Low T behaviour is getting no bitches, and that seems to be a strikingly common problem for zoomoids. Cry me a river now, zoomcel.

>>76704490
dont have an aneurism all over your keyboard now unc

>>76704494
Stuck the nerve, huh?

>>76697122 (OP)
Climb the ladder down out of my bed

>>76697694
Is he really? That explains the isratel shit

>>76704490
>>76704506
ur a fucking faggot with those tranime reaction images
and ur probably on trannysteroids
kys before ur back gives out (if it hasnt already)

>>76697122 (OP)
talk to a manager and ask for a refund

>>76697122 (OP)
Dwarfmaxxing
Dwarfmode
The Dwarf pill, if you will
The only logical response and the most fulfilling. Which will also give me more content for my social media stuff, instead of making nothing videos about trash research stretched out for 20 minutes. I'll just make smithing streams, go to cons, make collabs and stuff. Fuck it.
Also check my penis, what I own, my business stuff, debts, etc. obviously.

>>76697122 (OP)
I was gonna say buy some boots but >>76705455 has the right idea

>>76697124
his name is Jeff. Jeff Nipple. He is good friends with Dr Mike Israel, who may have molested Jeff Nipple at some point in the past

>>76705462
Oh, and I'd also be really, really publicly racist. I'm talkin zero to a thousand. Then I'd wait, collect the names of people calling me out, and target specifically those who are members of "the tribe" in a vitriolic rant about what exactly is wrong with the modern world.
I do this AS I go full dwarf. Can you imagine the attention I (Jeff) would get if we pull off the slow cook timing?

>>76705492
Now that'll get your merch brand going

Why there's never dwarf talk and progress pics here? You'll think they'll be around their cradle.
A meme that actually works. Sustainable, no need to solely focus on lifting or even diet.
Is it because the 10 anons that actually lift are either tall and ugly with a beard or short and ugly and beardless? Or just because you immediatly make it when you live the life and don't bother coming back to the cave, to inform the lookmaxxers and sharters staring at shadows on the wall?
How blind to the truth we are, brothers?
>>76704281
>>76704342
Tell me this people shouldn't let their hair go, aim for 20-25% bf, chuck heavy shit around, get into trades and crafts, eat, drink, socialice with their kind and be happy?

>>76705764
>socialice
ufff

This is now a Dwarf thread by the way
Rock and Stone

>>76697122 (OP)
>reach for the top shelf to make my usual protein shake
>realize my arm only barely makes it to the middle shelf and that's when tiptoeing
>see the microcosm of dust and food debris in the surroundings
>the floor that used to be so far away from my eye level is now turned to a vast expanse
>panic sets in along with the realization that I'm a full foot shorter than I used to be
>realize I'm still shrinking
>Sub 5' now, bacteria in the surroundings are the size of a car
>they become aware of my presence and are now moving towards me with hostility
>desperately click the heels of my Converse together 3 times as I mutter "there's no place like home"

Venmo myself $100,000

>>76697122 (OP)
Suicide by cop after killing every dark skinned person I can find.

>>76707707
Larp

>>76697129
jej

>>76704465
you're the worst type of nigger zoom zoom around, calls people gay based on sock length and fails to see the irony

>>76704474
You're pathetic.

>>76704464
Can we fuck

>>76704792
Underrated

>>76707779
Maybe you wouldn't be so upset about us calling you gay if you just came out of the closet already

>>76697122 (OP)
>Think I woke up as myself as an 8 year old child on Christmas morning in a dream like has happened before
>Run down the stairs
>All the furniture looks bigger than other times I've had this dream
>Run into the living room made for giants
>Hit my head on the coffee table

>>76708201
but my ankle socks are in there

>>76708210
Kek