Thread 76705036

Do women actually like glutes? Or is it a meme?

>>76705036 (OP)
they generally do, the only woman I personally know who "doesn't like" glutes is a flat seethoid who's always mad at men for having bigger glutes, totally hates them, totally

what exercise helps build strong glutes
hip thrusts
now why would a woman possibly like a man who can thrust his hips well

How much is too much then?

What are the optimal workouts for black woman sex?

Having underdeveloped glutes is unattractive, but i don't think glutes are actually a focal point for women like they are men.

>>76705036 (OP)
From what I've gathered, they like well developed, but once you cross the threshold into having a full on bubble butt its worse than no ass. Basically the heirarchy is skateboarders>baseball players>hank hill>dummy thicc powershitters

>>76705036 (OP)
they do. it's weird
but I really like parts of women that aren't solely sexual like the little bump of chub they get over their womb or the way their neck almost daintily merges into their shoulder... kissing there is the best
probably shouldn't kiss male ass though idk

>>76705036 (OP)
>Do women actually like glutes? Or is it a meme?
anyone who tells you otherwise has never been with a single women, let alone talk to one

Yes girls can appreciate a decent ass on an attractive man, but be aware that practically every other feature of yours is FAR more important to them than your ass.
Face, height, frame, hell they will even notice your damn shoes and judge you on them before even thinking about your ass. No woman on the planet is masturbating to a pic of a mans ass.

Remember this is /fit/ after all, the gayest board on this site.

>>76705036 (OP)
>Do women actually like glutes?
No
> Or is it a meme?
No, because gay men like them and they stare at you, get boners, flirt with your, buy you stuff and your your big ass and cum inside you while your huge booty jiggles very sexily

>>76705036 (OP)
They do.

Women don't like glutes the way men like ass on women. There's a biological reason for this. Estrogen makes your ass big. Men are wired to be attracted to femininity. Big ass and hips is a female trait. A big ass on a man doesn't signal sexuality to women the same way it does on a women to a man. That's not to say some women don't have fetishes but for men they look at a women's ass first or second thing they look for every time. Not the same level of importance for females.

>>76705525
Women like glutes for different reasons. A firm ass signals athleticism, thrusting capability, and provides handles to grab on during sex. Too much is unnatractive though, it just looks unnatural.

hmmm

>>76705214
>No woman on the planet is masturbating to a pic of a mans ass.
What do women masturbate to?

>>76705735
So I can grow my dick by growing my ass?

>>76705776
Chads' faces, unionically

>>76705776
They don't masturbate to pictures, they read porn and schlick to that unst

>>76705804
Yeah, that too... It's the social dynamics what turns them on

>>76705721
>provides handles to grab on during sex
this has to be the gayest shit ive ever read congratulations. no your ass does not signal sex nor athleticism to a female that's your frame and overall appearance. ass is possibly the least impactful aspect of this to a female. again not saying women don't like ass but it has many orders of magnitude difference to females.
>>76705735
rarely ever seen a man with a big doinker in a pr0n with a ghetto booty myself included

>>76705186
As an ex skateboarder, can confirm, i always got complimented on my ass and legs by women. Skateboarding is severely underrated and zoomers will never know how based it was spending a whole weekend or summer at the skatepark with all your friends and a bunch of horny punk/rock/goth/emo groupies.

>>76705826
>>76705804
This is because of culture, looking at guys is taught to be gross. Other cultures women ar ehorny as fuck, Japan has this with host clubs and shit

>>76705036 (OP)
All I know is over the years women of all ages have given my buttocks a squeeze.

Years ago I followed the Stronglifts 5x5 program. After lifting heavy weights and squatting 3x a week, my ass started growing ridiculously big. (This was completely unintentional)
It grew so big in fact that most of my jeans wouldn't fit me anymore and the only ones left that would were those elastic ones that cling to your legs and show it even more.
I got a ridiculous amount of attention from girls all over the place.

A big ass is attractive for the same reason a six pack is. They're literally the muscles you use for thrusting during sex. They're a primal attraction trigger, a secondary sexual characteristic.
If you have sex for hours on end every week for months, you will eventually develop chiseled abs and a huge ass, and it signals to females that you're a consistently successful sexhaver (pre-selection aka social proof).

No, I don't have a huge ass anymore, and I don't care. I quit SL5x5 and lifting in general years ago.

>>76705874
And the men that turn them on are face chads

You don't want a hank hill butt where its non existent but also not so developed that you look gay.

>>76705924
>not so developed that you look gay
And if I wanna look gay?

>>76705928
you do you anon

>>76705036 (OP)
women don't care about men's physical bodies only their money and social status

>>76705735
yeah gotta agree with
>>76705844
on this, i have absolutely flat glute genetics and 7"

>>76705036 (OP)
I made a milf gym bunny blush when I said, "bigger the glutes, deeper the thrust".

t. nice ass haver

>>76705942
:3

>>76705036 (OP)
Yes, they like to touch/pinch them when you hug

>>76705036 (OP)
Many, many girls I've been with have remarked on my ass. They like it. MY current wife also likes to rim me, but I'm not the biggest fan. Sometimes when we goon on uppers I let her, but otherwise nehh

>>76705118
jbw till failure

>>76705036 (OP)
Why ugly women are the most hypersexualised disgusting pieces of trash that constantly make unfunny jokes about bodyparts and whos hot or not? Like, bitch, have you looked at yourself in the mirror? Who tf gave them the authority to comment on other peoples appearance. Stop simping for mediocre women, you are wrecking society and the sexual market. Shits becoming insane out there

>>76705793
Yes that's exactly how it works

>>76705186
>>76705042
They enjoy them aesthetically, but not a direct visual turn on.
>>76705525
Kinda this.
>>76705804
This.
>>76705874
This is horseshit. Plenty of men are seen as visually pleasing in western society and always have been, there is no short supply of topless men in films or adverts if buff celebrities.
If what you said were true, then why wouldn't the same apply to gay men?
Gay men the world over flock to bath houses, have clandestine sex, will steal a man's underwear to sniff just like a straight man might do for a woman, they will masturbate to the visual image of men, and yet women don't because of you 'culture' hypothesis?
The Japanese women in gaymen are actually into gay romance, where they sexualise men in a feminine way they can relate to.

I have a trans-gf, she was (or is) a gay man and faps to men. Her tiktok, Instagram and twitter is covered in hunky men, coombait and actual gayporn.
Not a SINGLE ONE of my ex-gf's who were actual women, ever did this, in fact they all watched lesbian porn which is one of the most popular categories with women.
Men's and women's sexualities are different on a biological level, and we see similar exhibited in other mammals, whereby males will sniff a females rear and be visually driven to constantly try and fuck, whereas females pick and choose when they are in season and based upon who the strongest is, rather than just trying to get fucked by whoever is available.

>>76706209
They don't seem that bad, she is pretty as well. They both seem to enjoy each other's company.

>>76706721
Predator looking mf

>>76706721
Her armpits are literally rotting

>>76705036 (OP)
does just like it when a bucks's glutes are big for massa when he's broken in front of the rest of the slaves

>>76706213
Thanks anon.
Huge male ass, here I come!

>>76706217
>I have a trans-gf
Gay

>>76705735
Women have known forever that men with big booty have tiny peckers.

uaagh black sexo

>>76706998
I'd fuck but I wouldn't breed.

Women like money

>>76705853
Every skateboarder is an underfed dyel lmao

>>76706998
Note how the blacks have to put on wigs and valley girl makeups to appeal to white male sensibilities. The two races just aren't made to mix, anon.

>>76707175
if that's true, then why do I want to sex them so badly?

>>76707376

Because you have no options.

>>76705853
>horny punk/rock/goth/emo groupies
You and I both know that you didn't have relations with a single one of those women.

>>76705776
I've had more women say they masturbated to my face than my cock.

>>76707376
Because you're deprived of human touch so you're resorting to conventionally unattractive women (i.e. 99% of all black women).
I've been there before. You're just horny.

>>76707175
I'd argue that their willingness to do that makes them even more suitable for companionship than a white woman who just exists and expects the world to be handled to her.

>>76707557
> mfw facecel

>>76707562
I've fapped to black women, I still think many black women are unattractive, that doesn't mean that I wouldn't with all of them.

>>76705036 (OP)
only nigger bitches

>>76707751
Why would you fap to something you consider unattractive?

>>76708165
Because I haven't fapped to the unattractive ones. But I mean across the general population many of them are, a lot of them because they're obese/ghetto. Some are just genuinely ugly, maybe more than whites, but I don't believe they are universally unattractive. And the women who go for white men are generally more attractive anyway because they tend to lack the negative traits that I said earlier

>>76707562
>>76707533
Both wrong, I slay pussy.

>>76705036 (OP)
>>>>>>>Women

>>76706217
>trans-gf
>she
>her

>>76705036 (OP)
My girly does. I asked her what she notices first on a guy, what makes her say GOT DAMN and do a double take. The butt it was. Your video, the guy does have a nice butt. I do not have that, Im a flatback.
>I'm a leg man

>>76705214
I used to get checked out a lot and the way they look a man up and down endlessly amused me. Crotch, shoes then finally face in that order every single time.
I was bored at a concert once so put a 20 ounce bottle in my pants and walked around bitches were rabid for my penis cola.

>>76705214
And here you are, reading and replying.

I dont like black people

>>76708667
I like the stripper bimbomaxxed black ladies, but i also like stripper bimbomaxxed white ladies too.

>>76705153

The women I've spoke to and been with like them for what the represent. They like a strong and capable man, flutes suggest this. My ex wife would also go knuckles deep into my crack trying to grab as much cheek as she could while I was on her. She said a few times feeling them move put her over the edge. Do squats.

>>76705776

You spending your wealth on them.

>>76705036 (OP)
woman will appreciate literally ANY part of your body that is muscular, even your calves

if anyone disputes this rule for any body part, post your particular body part so we can laugh at you

>>76706191

I went to the local ice cream store and just wanted a plain vanilla and couldn't find it. Chunks of this, swirls of that, concoctions of all the above, but no vanilla. That's your sex life to me. Does no one just do missionary anymore?

>>76708727

I never had a woman mention my calves specifically. I was an elite level cyclist eith decent calves then switched to rucking, calves looked great. What I heard was how nice my legs were, never specifically the calves. I suppose I'd just need only nice calves to know.

>>76707155
and cars, but cars first

>>76708756
you've never had a girl's hand feel your calves?
the word "calf" in any actual comment is not important, the appreciation of it is.

if a girl ever sits at your feet and wraps herself around one of your legs, if your calves are muscular, she will feel it like she might feel your biceps or chest when kissing you normally.

>>76708841
>if a girl ever sits at your feet and wraps herself around one of your legs, if your calves are muscular, she will feel it like she might feel your biceps or chest when kissing you normally.

Maybe they did? I don't know, I've never felt like they picked it out, subtle creatures that they are. Maybe my ex wife did feel them up, I don't have a specific memory of it though. Not like her squeezing my butt, raking my abs, fondling pecks and palming shoulders or fingering triceps.

>>76708729
The people who have vanilla sex talk about it the least

Recently I was doing the glute thrust machine (air humps) 4 plates (which isn't a ton but it's more than I've ever seen any other guy at my gym do, including very muscular guys for some unknown reason I just don't see them put big weights on that machine, and of course it shits what any girl there does) and the hottest girl in my entire gym came up to a machine right behind me so she definitely witnessed it.
I just hope she made the connection in her mind that I must be able to fuck hard, logically she most likely did, right?

>>76705214
>>76708262
lads why do girls love shoes so much

>>76705036 (OP)
If I get instantly banned for saying nigger then mods need to ban anyone chimp posting outside of /an/ or /sp/ because this kind of shit is entrapment

>>76710355
Women love fashion

>>76710332

The good news is that she not only saw, but also realized how hard a thruster you are.

The bad news is that, dispute this, she didn't give you her number meaning your thrusts wasn't enough to overcome her indifference for you.

>>76705036 (OP)
I was told in high school by a girl that women find men with big asses gross and unattractive.

Women like a small, tight athletic butt on a man that they know can pound their pussy all night. Not a big soft bbl booty

>>76705874
Those women are more lonely than anything.

>>76705889
Why are you here?

>>76705036 (OP)
It's cope by fat asses

>>76705036 (OP)
Sex with black women

>>76705036 (OP)
I get squat ass and am kinda self conscious about it, if girls actually like it then great I guess I don't have to be so in my head about it, but I have a feeling that it makes no real difference. I'm skeptical their instincts (this is what governs women's attraction) pick up in "thrusting ability" as others have said here
Honestly as long as you aren't walking around with that anterior pelvic tilt look, or your ass isn't magnitudes bigger than the rest of your muscles, then it's probably fine.

>>76705036 (OP)
They do. They like shoulders, abs, arms, back, and legs more

>>76710758
It can be that, but women in general prefer erotica to the visual porn men consume, before the internet women would read bodice rippers

>>76705735
I have a bigger than average butt and a smaller than average cock. Dumb rule.

>>76712489
I have a bigger than average butt and a massive cock. Rule may or may not be helpful

>>76708701
Glute size correlated most with strongman capabilities.

I guess its because glutes tie everything together just like grip does, weak grip/weak glutes nothing else works.

You cant even be stable and throw a punch correctly with weak glutes, so a 4 plate bench doesn't transfer power through a strong core and legs.

But again glute size and strenght are 2 different things. You should get them strong and big. Just doing deadlifts and squats should be enough for 90% of the people, adding lunges or split squats for additional gains. Nothing fancy needed.

My gf loves my big girly squat butt. she likes to dry hump me.

>>76706217
stfu faggot

I love man ass.

>>76705036 (OP)
>need to hop on your boyfriends workout routine
>doesn't hop on the routine at all

>>76705214
>>76705804
>>76706217
imagine being this clueless and sheltered

>>76714918
Well to clarify, they do also read hentai and visual porn geared at women, but they read erotica, which men don't do.

>>76707376
>>76707562

nigga my sex drive is so high i will see a curve resembling a feminine ass and pull on my dick at the speed of light and cum all over my desk in a zeptosecond before my brain even processes what race the bitch was, or if the bitch was even alive in the photo

Who cares? Aesthetics are objective.

>>76705036 (OP)
>Do women actually like...
Who fucking cares?