>>76706554 (OP)
Get over whatever trauma made you into this.
Let it go, accept that your childhood was lame, your old gf wasn't right for you, your dog reached the end of his days.
Just accept it. You don't have to like it, just need to say "ok, that happened and I'm moving forward."
Open your eyes to the actual good that's still available, get really good at your job and bring good vibes to work. Get promoted and be a total sweetheart to everybody who works for you now.
Grow out of being Guts. You've had enough pain for one life.
Start being a Disney prince.
Never talk about the gym. You do some pushups before bed but you've been lazy lately.
Make shit normie jokes to the chicks in HR. Sit with them at lunch. Ask them what they've been up to. It's always Netflix.
Tell them you don't watch much TV, but show interest in whatever slop they're watching.
>"Haha that's wild."
>"Ah, I heard about that show yeah, is it any good?"
Lunch normies say hi to you, signals to others that you're accepted. Feel accepted. Sidestep 90% of the edgy or controversial things you used to wanna say as a gay cry for help.
Smile to yourself. Be competent, but seem lazy.
Find the good in everything.
>"I dunno man, things kinda work out if you let them"
Everything is easy for you, you just kind of show up and things work.
Everything other people say is interesting, ask follow up questions.
>"Man, I learn so much from you guys."
Always leave while it's still good. Go to social events, be stoked you get to be yourself.
Leave early, you have to hit the hay.
Don't get talked into staying. Live with that little bit of FOMO that makes you show up next time.
Cultivate flirty friendships with every 5/10+.
Listen to them complain about their boyfriend. Take the boyfriends side and argue the point while laughing (and passively being cooler, bigger and more handsome than he is)
10x your work life by just being a competent, super chill and handsome piece of bread all the ducks wanna little nibble on.