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Anonymous No.76711634 >>76711653 >>76712158 >>76712641 >>76712935 >>76717226 >>76718788 >>76718821 >>76719148 >>76722807 >>76729694
/FPH/ Nutting goblina edition
You cant run from this thread as none of you do cardio

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMBkZFTrPZc
Anonymous No.76711653 >>76711989 >>76712381 >>76714161 >>76714697 >>76718166 >>76721073 >>76727487
>>76711634 (OP)
ofc goblinx doesn't run. especially in this general lmbo
sage No.76711666 >>76711669 >>76711997 >>76715357
>another bot thread bumped by samefagging
le sigh
Anonymous No.76711667 >>76712010 >>76717986 >>76718380 >>76720895
Anonymous No.76711669 >>76711695
>>76711666

I havent posted one of these in like 18 months dunno what bot you talking about.
Anonymous No.76711694 >>76715631
sage No.76711695 >>76711990 >>76713260
>>76711669
>last thread was made 8 days ago
there's an archive bot, nice try though
Anonymous No.76711989
>>76711653
Based
Anonymous No.76711990
>>76711695
I made this thread forever ago you are a schizophrenic so you think all people are one person
Anonymous No.76711997
>>76711666
Not based
Anonymous No.76712010 >>76712088 >>76723541 >>76726572
>>76711667
he's having "rough spots" because he fills the void with material possessions. remember that.
Anonymous No.76712088
>>76712010
tfw no dino dungarees :(
Anonymous No.76712158
>>76711634 (OP)
Oh my Fauci...
Anonymous No.76712296 >>76712645
Anonymous No.76712381
>>76711653
Thank you for your service, sir or madam
Anonymous No.76712384 >>76729114
Anonymous No.76712398 >>76717775
Anonymous No.76712641 >>76717995 >>76718575 >>76719192 >>76721001 >>76724198
>>76711634 (OP)
>none of you do cardio
They may try lol
Anonymous No.76712645
>>76712296
Anonymous No.76712932
I hate fat people.
Anonymous No.76712935 >>76713104 >>76730027
>>76711634 (OP)
I do stairmaster for 50 minutes. I also lift. only old boomers use the stair machines and fine women so Im an outlier. I used to use the treadmill but its not as fun
Anonymous No.76713104
>>76712935
I hate the stairmaster, but I love doing the elliptical machine for 25 to 30 minutes on the highest level
Anonymous No.76713260
>>76711695
you can have dino dunggarees bro. just don't let some purchase be your single reason for happiness
Anonymous No.76713268 >>76714707
i need that jpg with stories from wedding dress store
Anonymous No.76714161
>>76711653
Thank you for your service, sir or madam
Anonymous No.76714697
>>76711653
Thread status: blessed
Anonymous No.76714707
>>76713268
>5007 items in FPH folder
surprisingly didn't take that long to find
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Anonymous No.76714748 >>76714803 >>76715062 >>76719560
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Anonymous No.76714803
>>76714748
fuck you fatty
Anonymous No.76714807 >>76717712
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Anonymous No.76714944 >>76715013 >>76719582 >>76725088 >>76726480
Anonymous No.76715013 >>76715041 >>76715062 >>76715436 >>76718157 >>76719102
>>76714944
the actual fuck is this body type?
Anonymous No.76715041
>>76715013
"saggy barrel"
Anonymous No.76715062 >>76729853
>>76714726
The waddle at the end, pure gold
>>76714748
Unreturned shopping cart type behaviour
>>76715013
Baron Harkonnen
Anonymous No.76715083 >>76719417 >>76719565 >>76722876
Anonymous No.76715088 >>76715117 >>76715154 >>76715583 >>76719587
Anonymous No.76715117
>>76715088
Like... in half?
Anonymous No.76715154
>>76715088
did this bitch come back to the internet after getting arrested and making allegations about domestic abuse or is she still gone?
Anonymous No.76715357 >>76715531
>>76711666
Post body
Anonymous No.76715398 >>76723136
Anonymous No.76715436 >>76718015 >>76729380
>>76715013
American woman after college
Anonymous No.76715526 >>76715568 >>76720738 >>76731652
Anonymous No.76715531
>>76715357
i would need a panoramic camera to fit my penis in one frame but I don't have access to one.
Anonymous No.76715568
>>76715526
seeing xrays of obese people is fucking wild
Anonymous No.76715583 >>76717803
>>76715088
HH brother.
>deplane
Does she mean Disembark?
Anonymous No.76715631
>>76711694
How much is she paying to get retards to let her drop her fat ass on them?
Anonymous No.76716309
>>76714721
>heave!
It's like an old school arctic expedition
Anonymous No.76717226 >>76722474
>>76711634 (OP)
Fatties trying to run will never stop being hilarious
Anonymous No.76717352 >>76717375
>>76714721
imagine how that must feel, they literally have to cut a hole in your wall and fucking wheel you out because you're too goddamn massive to stand up on your own.

at that point just roll the bitch on a pallet and get a jack under there, it'd be far simpler
Anonymous No.76717375
>>76717352
The sad thing is the fatty probably didn't learn anything and still looks like that to this day, or even worse.
Anonymous No.76717712 >>76725095 >>76729418
>>76714807
kekeke, where is this from? Why was he hanging out the window? Cheating?
Anonymous No.76717775 >>76717886 >>76718428 >>76719590
>>76712398
"medical fatphobia" is my favorite fake concept
Anonymous No.76717782 >>76730680
>>76714721
Anonymous No.76717803 >>76717818 >>76722979
>>76715583
There's no reason to capitalize the D in disembark. ESL?
Anonymous No.76717818 >>76722979
>>76717803
>ESL?
Worse, autism
Anonymous No.76717886 >>76718036 >>76718273
>>76717775
>insufficient or incorrect medical technology
bitch they're dealing with radiation. do they really think medical equipment manufacturers just hate fat people or maybe there are severe technological limits that are difficult to work around?
Anonymous No.76717986
>>76711667
Hes having rough spots because hes a fucking pussy.
Anonymous No.76717995
>>76712641
You can see the precise moment the exercise switches from anaerobic to aerobic.
Anonymous No.76718002 >>76721159
>>76714733
Honestly impressive
Anonymous No.76718015 >>76722886
>>76715436
I dated a rowing team girl who was in great shape in college. I ran into her randomly with her husband at a bar and she turned into this. I was shocked but after remembering her mother I shouldn't be surprised. She was a ham planet with a weird ogre fridge build.
Anonymous No.76718016 >>76718059
Doll lost lol
Anonymous No.76718036 >>76718068 >>76718127 >>76718188
>>76717886
>do they really think medical equipment manufacturers just hate fat people or maybe there are severe technological limits that are difficult to work around?
Imaging equipment (x-ray, MRI, CT) is simply really fucking expensive. The fact of the matter is that the machines in most hospitals were built in the 90s to early 2000s back when a 300+lb patient was still a probability outlier, and the accounting department will never let them replace a multi-million dollar machine that's still in perfect working order simply because a small fraction of a fraction of patients exceeds the weight limit. Fatties simply don't want to accept that when it comes to medicine they are, in fact, a major outlier that can't realistically be accounted for in every situation.
Anonymous No.76718059
>>76718016
we all lost when she quit

inb4 baseless accusations of being a discord tranny
Anonymous No.76718068
>>76718036
Damn all these consequences of my actions are so unfair! They should not affect me in ways that make me sad.
Anonymous No.76718127
>>76718036
I can only hope someone who needs it looks at that grocery list at the second paragraph and takes upon themselves to change for the better so as to not be sized out of so many things in life.
Anonymous No.76718157
>>76715013
upside-down apple
Anonymous No.76718166 >>76718183
>>76711653
i dont understand this webm, is the persona in first 4 images the goblina?
Anonymous No.76718183 >>76724291
>>76718166
there's nothing to understand, its some retarded ritual poster dumping nonsense and samefagging himself
Anonymous No.76718188 >>76719595 >>76724074
>>76718036
Anonymous No.76718273
>>76717886
No, physics is just fatphobic
Anonymous No.76718317 >>76718320 >>76723279
Anonymous No.76718320
>>76718317
Anonymous No.76718380 >>76718430 >>76722617 >>76730849 >>76731553
>>76711667
I was planning on getting those blue stripped russian marines shirts but i keep seeing soiboys like this one wearing them so i backed out of that
Anonymous No.76718428
>>76717775
Just blast them with radiation until their fat melts desu
Anonymous No.76718430
>>76718380
If you have a decent fizeek, I'm sure you could make it work. Get one, try it out.
Anonymous No.76718575
>>76712641
I'm a little surprised they weren't bouncing on their asses like that one scene from south park
Anonymous No.76718720 >>76718768
Anonymous No.76718768 >>76720092 >>76721918 >>76723121 >>76723179 >>76724343 >>76725093 >>76726883 >>76731072
>>76718720
Anonymous No.76718788
>>76711634 (OP)
I drive for a transit company.
I've had fat people that smell like BO, it lingers in the car after they're gone. If I don't air the car out it will still smell like them the next morning.
Luckily it's a company car so I don't care as much as if it were my car. Still, wtf is wrong with these people that they go around smelling bad and leaving their stink cloud everywhere.
Other people that smelled bad: smokers, alcoholics, dudes that wear cologne, and one person that smelled like piss. None of them left a stink cloud though.
Anonymous No.76718789 >>76718823 >>76722249 >>76724155
Anonymous No.76718821 >>76720735
>>76711634 (OP)
Studs are surprisingly popular in the black community and plenty of straight black dudes have stud friends
Anonymous No.76718823 >>76718842
>>76718789
I didn't even know manboobs could do that
Anonymous No.76718842 >>76718875 >>76719122 >>76722633
>>76718823
They just need encouragement
Anonymous No.76718875 >>76724155
>>76718842
Is that a biological woman?
Anonymous No.76719102
>>76715013
Soup dumplingcore
Anonymous No.76719122
>>76718842
what the fuck am I looking at
Anonymous No.76719148 >>76720884
>>76711634 (OP)
Tell me more about this "nutting goblina"
Anonymous No.76719192 >>76720734
>>76712641
>Harlem Hellfighters storm of the Normandy, 1944 Colourized
Anonymous No.76719417
>>76715083
Wow, get back in here buddy
Anonymous No.76719560 >>76719631 >>76720095
>>76714748
Karma in action
Anonymous No.76719565 >>76720096 >>76721306 >>76725413
>>76715083
Sad to read. Terrible mindset, but good she mostly escaped them
Anonymous No.76719582
>>76714944
Small car sized queen. Im amazed at how shes not fucking dead yet
Anonymous No.76719587
>>76715088
I know this bitch is a reckless undesirable and anoying subhuman, but her shit eating child face really fucking pisses me off. Also, her face and body type are really usual for some reason, ive seen plenty of bitches on dating apps who look almost the same as her
Anonymous No.76719590
>>76717775
I say blast her with radiation too. With a few rads and the absolute trainwreck that is her hormonal balance, it should be easy for her to die from a fucking cancerous tumor. What an absolute waste of space and resources
Anonymous No.76719595 >>76720159
>>76718188
Is this a man or a woman? Im not reading that fucking wall of text complaining to guess it.
Anonymous No.76719631
>>76719560
At least support stands
Anonymous No.76720022
>>76714721
Holy shit. That doesn't happen all that often. We need Richard Simmons now more than ever.
Anonymous No.76720024
>>76714726
No shame at all.
Anonymous No.76720070 >>76721298
>>76714721
>Jose going in with the tactical swipes after his buddies had to demolish a wall section with sledgehammers
Anonymous No.76720092
>>76718768
Holy shit that was fucking horrific!!!! I hope they caught her and shamed and jailed her.
Anonymous No.76720095 >>76722237 >>76722521
>>76719560
What did that lady do to deserve to break the railing?
Anonymous No.76720096 >>76720289 >>76722894 >>76723925
>>76719565
What does that mean? She's using having a little girl as an excuse to be overweight?
Anonymous No.76720159
>>76719595
Woman; and with the tismos to top it off
Anonymous No.76720289 >>76722894
>>76720096
Yeah, hambeasts like to claim that having kids is the reason why they're always stressed out which leads to binge eating.
Anonymous No.76720722 >>76729722
>>76714721
We should quit frankly refuse medical care to these ducks and let them die.
Anonymous No.76720734
>>76719192
Were they still active in WWII?
Anonymous No.76720735
>>76718821
There is something unique about black studs and the hormone levels found in the black race. As a bifaggot I've been to dyke burlesque shows, and the black studs are always so extremely mannish in appearance and attitude that it really blurs the line to the point they're just black guys that happen to be women. I don't mind butch women, they can be good company, but it's the black studs that scare me bc they all look like they'll punch you for nothing (refer to all the dyke DV stats lol)
Anonymous No.76720738
>>76715526
There's a sad small person trapped in there.
Anonymous No.76720810 >>76722102 >>76722365 >>76722974
Anonymous No.76720837 >>76731591
Anonymous No.76720884
>>76719148

If you speed up the song it's actually not bad
Anonymous No.76720895 >>76723588 >>76730253
>>76711667
>this guy is engaged
Do I get some kind of superpower for not having any intimacy for most of my life
Anonymous No.76721001
>>76712641
Hottentot is REAL ??
Anonymous No.76721063 >>76723188
Anonymous No.76721067 >>76721280 >>76722968 >>76730445
Anonymous No.76721073
>>76711653
Know what I'm thinking, anon? I'm thinking "based."
Anonymous No.76721079 >>76721280
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Anonymous No.76721159
>>76718002
The confidence in the approach and execution makes it seem like that was something he used to be able to do with ease, and became more difficult after he got on the soda
Anonymous No.76721280 >>76721793 >>76722521
>>76721067
>>76721079
>>76721081

I hate niggers as much as the next guy but what to these have to do with fat hate?
Anonymous No.76721298 >>76724169
>>76720070

He's sweeping up the small brick fragments that will prevent the wheels on the cart from rolling, assclown. It's going to be hard enough moving that obeast through the hole without that cart acting like a sled.

Once you begin working for a living you'll learn little thing like that.
Anonymous No.76721306
>>76719565

Hamplanet: I've got a little girl.
Human being: Inside of you?
Anonymous No.76721347 >>76729735
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Anonymous No.76721749 >>76722902 >>76726908 >>76730253
Anonymous No.76721770 >>76722659 >>76729738 >>76730253
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>>76721280
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>>76718768
I can only imagine her relief and the smell
Anonymous No.76722017 >>76722908 >>76723086
Funny comments on an autopsy of a 240 pound woman
Anonymous No.76722102 >>76722974
>>76720810
I wonder what the story is, why is that heifer so angry?
Anonymous No.76722237
>>76720095
Anonymous No.76722249
>>76718789
Genuinely great, i'm gonna start calling man-tits 'femme presenting'
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>>76720810
If only the video ended with the SRO walking in and tazing her fat ass.
Anonymous No.76722390 >>76729830
trapped by your own body, forced to stare listlessly at the ceiling, feeling your own body slowly crush your internal organs
Anonymous No.76722395 >>76727516 >>76729834
Anonymous No.76722421 >>76722478 >>76722667 >>76724043
Anonymous No.76722438 >>76723450
Anonymous No.76722441 >>76722481 >>76722678 >>76723440
Anonymous No.76722448 >>76722678 >>76723440 >>76730253
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Anonymous No.76722474
>>76717226
Of course it's soda the fatty tries to steal.
Anonymous No.76722478
>>76722421
as a normal sized person, there is nothing worse than sitting next to this
Anonymous No.76722481
>>76722441
wait are those other planets on the side of the fat blob demanding food from the diner? what is this world!
Anonymous No.76722521 >>76729848
>>76720095
Weigh more than 200lbs.
>>76721280
They're fat.
Anonymous No.76722617
>>76718380
just stop being a faggot and buy the shirt you want. can I recommend some dino dungarees to complete the outfit? maybe some onions?
Anonymous No.76722633
>>76718842
that person worships Christ as his Lord and Savior and is therefore based. check yourself.
Anonymous No.76722653
>>76721741
SNIIIIIIIIF

i solved a captcha to comment this
Anonymous No.76722659
>>76721770
that's like two yards of fabric
Anonymous No.76722667
>>76722421
She may order a luxury section.

I never used plane, so not sure
Anonymous No.76722678 >>76722682 >>76723440
>>76722454
Fun and based parenting

>>76722448 >>76722441
Is that a lesbi couple?
Anonymous No.76722682
>>76722678
it's not a basketball american male so it's probably a lesbian
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Anonymous No.76722807 >>76724620
>>76711634 (OP)
Hello /fph/

Here's some classic /fph/ from a decade ago: FATITUDE 2

https://odysee.com/@UgandaPizzaPoliceArchive:5/UPP_Fattitude2:c
Anonymous No.76722876
>>76715083
Many such cases. It used to be that women would be in their best shape before getting married and that right before the wedding they would do all sorts of ridiculous unhealthy crash diets to be as slim for the wedding as possible. And then after, because of that crash stupid diet, they would immediately pack on the pounds or if they didn't do the crash diet and they were just in decent shape before marriage, they would give up because they already got all the photo-ops of the great wedding and now he was committed to them so if they didn't have to look pretty anymore. Poor guy at 26 has committed to a woman who thinks she's already got him bagged and doesn't need to look pretty anymore. Worse, she's telling him that she doesn't want to have children or I guess that she wants to have a couple miscarriages due to obesity or that she plans to be a horrible mother.
Anonymous No.76722886
>>76718015
Does anyone remember that green text story of an anon describing how his ex-wife became a super fat ogre and another anon gave his take on how he think it went with the dietitian that encouraged her to start binge eating and anon confirmed that he was absolutely correct?
Anonymous No.76722894 >>76723481 >>76724392 >>76728160 >>76729589
>>76720096
>>76720289
Women also love to claim that pregnancy changes your body, that you are required to gain 30 pounds of solid fat during pregnancy, even though 30 pounds should be your max gain, including all of the extra blood, fluid, tissue, and the baby, and any fat you gain. Which in the modern age, you don't need to gain any fat because you do not run the risk of starving to death at any point or not being able to source food for you. And you don't need that much additional food to breastfeed either. It's maximum 500 calories, so 2 sandwiches. They also love to say that after pregnancy your hormones are so different that all of the sudden you'll become this machine just turns everything to fat and you'll be hungry 24-7 and it'll be impossible for you to ever be skinny again.
Anonymous No.76722902 >>76722913
>>76721749
>thats not a titty hanging out
>its sagging rib fat
Anonymous No.76722908
>>76722017
Now thats a good one. Video link?
Anonymous No.76722913 >>76729374
>>76722902
Anonymous No.76722968 >>76730185
>>76721067
Boomers deserve it.
Anonymous No.76722974 >>76724578 >>76726441 >>76728750 >>76729726
>>76720810
>>76722102
Maybe she was late. Professors will lock you out if you’re late and if you manage to make it before the door is locked they’ll deliberately close it on you.
They do this despite a huge student funded salary. Fats should be tactically deployed to harass college professors.
Anonymous No.76722979
>>76717803
>>76717818
Big thumbs hit the ‘capitalize’ button, I am phoneposting, my pedantic Reddit friends.
Anonymous No.76722997
>>76714800
hahaha fat cunt lasted a second on it
Anonymous No.76723086 >>76725811
>>76722017
>There is no way she's just 17 stone. That's 238 lbs. I'm 5'1", 230 lbs, and look nowhere near as big as her. I don't even look [obese] according to most people, but she looks morbidly obese. God bless my father distribution LOL RIP ma'am.

A bit crazy how delusional some people are and then also the harry potter youtube account, just fitting the fat girl mold.
Anonymous No.76723119
>>76722340
big words with someone needing a fucking oxygen tube because of how massive they are
Anonymous No.76723121
>>76718768
Why do americans have a designated sharting aisle?
Anonymous No.76723136
>>76715398
it was many string cheese and few berries
Anonymous No.76723179 >>76723416
>>76718768
The Russians have no shame in how they desecrate Ukraine…
Anonymous No.76723188
>>76721063
This is why I dont pull over and tell single women they smell pretty at 2 in the morning anymore.
Anonymous No.76723279
>>76718317
reverse the roles here as such that a gay man proclaims he isnt attracted to women (doesnt hate them, just isnt attracted). would she, or anyone else making similar points, call him a misogynist? at the end of the day its about manufacturing attraction to fat women, trans women etc when that just isnt in most men's nature. they proclaim things beautiful that aren't, and hope to put down anyone who disagrees on a moral basis. no one ever had to be intimidated into finding a girl pretty; real beauty is just obvious, and they resent your admiration of it because they dont have it.
Anonymous No.76723416
>>76723179
lol
Anonymous No.76723440
>>76722678
yes
>>76722448
>>76722441
Don’t worry, it’s dead now
Anonymous No.76723450
>>76722438
>you like female secondary sexual characteristics?
>well then why can’t you like me if I’m a big fat, useless, lazy, stupid, unhealthy blob!?
>i’m going to scream on the internet like a hysterical bitch now, that’ll drive the point of my attractiveness home.
Anonymous No.76723481 >>76725824
>>76722894
>modern “study” full of biases from sources of their funding and excised of anything deemed politically inconvenient by the WEF and the br*tish government.
>summarized by a j*urnalist who (through their natural stupidity and self selecting themselves into a non-technical field) are all incapable of understanding any piece of scientific literature they are handed, let alone drawing a valid conclusion from it.
I don’t give a shit if I’d agree with the outcome, I’m not reading that utterly useless horseshit and you shouldn’t either.
>highlighting half the article
You’re a retard too
Anonymous No.76723541 >>76723554 >>76723847
>>76712010
What are we supposed to fill it with
Anonymous No.76723554
>>76723541
>what are we supposed to fill it with
Love for your friends and family, personal goals and the struggle to achieve them, gratitude and service to god and your fellow man.
Anonymous No.76723588
>>76720895
Yes. You have standards.
t. attractive wizard
Anonymous No.76723847
>>76723541
Weights
Anonymous No.76723925
>>76720096
Overweight is an understatement. Fat fuck morbid landwhale is a more appropiate term
Anonymous No.76724043
>>76722421
Imagine, in the case of an evacuation caused by a fire she lodges herself between the seats while trying to stand down and you got a seat next to her by the window, it's a literal death sentence.
Anonymous No.76724074
>>76718188
I used to know this older lady who would get that "eat tiny thing, suffer from inflated stomach" thing. Turns out she wasn't properly managing her diabetes. Probably the same issue here.
Anonymous No.76724155
>>76718875
Given the shoulders and the body fat distribution I'm inclined to think biological woman. But then again, it could also be >>76718789 disguised with a bit of photoshop.
Anonymous No.76724169 >>76724206
>>76721298
>Once you begin working for a living you'll learn little thing like that.
Hi Jose.
Anonymous No.76724198
>>76712641
Would
Anonymous No.76724206
>>76724169
>Hi Jose.

Didn't you read the news? Jose has been deported.
Anonymous No.76724291
>>76718183
>t. goblina
Anonymous No.76724299 >>76724356 >>76724879 >>76730544
stay vigilant anons, you never know who's trying to pull you down
Anonymous No.76724343
>>76718768
Good morning saar
Anonymous No.76724356 >>76724437
>>76724299
Weakness really is evil, Goddamn. I wonder how many people have abandoned trying to improve their lives because the people around them couldn't handle it.
Anonymous No.76724392
>>76722894
>IT'S GENETICS!
>freezer full of genetics icecream.jpg
Anonymous No.76724437
>>76724356
>I wonder how many people have abandoned trying to improve their lives because the people around them couldn't handle it.
I still think about this anon and his ex gf who got manipulated by a fatty. Manipulating someone to become fat specifically to steal from them is psychopathic.
Anonymous No.76724578
>>76722974
>tactical fats
jej
Anonymous No.76724620
>>76722807
Triplets of Belleville was fantastic.
Anonymous No.76724879 >>76724885
>>76724299
>i had to febreeze myself
Anonymous No.76724885 >>76724888
>>76724879
they can't clean themselves ever
Anonymous No.76724888 >>76726556
>>76724885
Anonymous No.76725088
>>76714944
That second one looks like a giant diaper.
Anonymous No.76725093
>>76718768
In all seriousness, how does someone like this survive to adulthood?
Anonymous No.76725095
>>76717712
Kekd heartily. Thank you anon
Anonymous No.76725413
>>76719565
"600 punds life" or something, right?
episode?
Anonymous No.76725811
>>76723086
It's one of the most common fatty-copes ever.
>Well, yes, other people, my height and weight, look absolutely horrible, but not me. In fact, most people tell me, I don't even look fat at all. It must be because I'm all muscle.
You usually hear a lot of these arguments for the men that say if you're under 200 pounds you're just a starving skeleton, not even a man, really. And then when you actually see them they're straight up obese and you can't even really see muscle definition under all that blubber.
Anonymous No.76725824
>>76723481
The highlighted bits are just the most stupid "facts", plus zoomers insist they "ain't reading all that gimme da highlights". They're really trying to point to genetics.
>well, we notice that fat people tend to come from fat families, especially fat mothers. Therefore, it's genetic.
They never stop to think
>hmmmmm I wonder if it's because usually the mother is responsible for feeding the family... And if she's fat and overeating, she's probably overeating her kids... And what she eats is probably what she feeds her kids... Hmmmmm...
I read it as satire because there's no way an intelligent person actually comes to these conclusions. It's nonsensical. It's funny, but in that grim way, to me at least. Here's another funny without highlighting.
Anonymous No.76725963 >>76729413
Anonymous No.76726012 >>76726611
Still laugh at this. How we fight tobacco use? With food addiction!
mixedchad No.76726441 >>76726585
>>76722974
honestly i agree
students pay tens of thousands for their tuition each semester just for professors to act like pricks as if theyre disciplinarians at an elementary school in the ghetto

normalize harassing college professors and remind them that the students run the school not the professors
Anonymous No.76726480
>>76714944
jealous of blind people, sure
Anonymous No.76726556 >>76726559
>>76724888
>no one has told you that you smell
NIGGER SHE SAID KIDS AT WORK SAY THE ROOM STINK. These people are such fucking copers I swear to god. Almost want to make a r*ddit account just to tell them the truth but it's probably not worth the effort when it would get banned 5 seconds later.
captcha related.
Anonymous No.76726559
>>76726556
stinks* not stink
Anonymous No.76726572 >>76726834
>>76712010
Lmao like you don't fill it with lootboxes and magic cards. You're just trying to feel superior to others because you're still just an insecure high school student mentally despite being in your late 20s.
Anonymous No.76726585
>>76726441
At least one of the students in that video wanted to help the professor keep the fat bitch out. If the students run the school and they want the place to be run professionally, do you recognize that? Or do you assume college students are all like you?
Anonymous No.76726611 >>76726614
>>76726012
But food _is_ tasty. Maybe if less people smoked they would realize how shit the american food supply is; which turns out leads to people overeating that crap. It's hard to see the point of see the point of whole foods and non-ultra processed slop when everything tastes as cardboard.

t. Europoor
Anonymous No.76726614 >>76726647
>>76726611
man i fucking love bread i wish it wasn't so fattening
Anonymous No.76726647 >>76726649
>>76726614
Eat ze bread, ride your bike and enjoy the cardio gains without getting fat
Anonymous No.76726649 >>76726793
>>76726647
i even like walking, i just dislike that I have to drive somewhere in order to get a decent spot to walk that has a smaller chance of getting mugged. I enjoy working out and can be alone with my thoughts, i just hate the inconvenience of traveling and dealing with other people.
Anonymous No.76726793
>>76726649
such is the life of a burger
Anonymous No.76726834 >>76728887
>>76726572
I spend my free time outside work refurbishing my house and fucking my boyfriend.
Anonymous No.76726845
Anonymous No.76726883 >>76726903
>>76718768
why do amerimutts shart in marts?
Anonymous No.76726903
>>76726883
High fat diet
Anonymous No.76726908 >>76726942
>>76721749
>those biceps
B-BREHS...
achievable natty? what's her routine?
Anonymous No.76726942
>>76726908
Donut grip arm curls to failure
Anonymous No.76726979 >>76730223
Anonymous No.76727487 >>76727501 >>76731525
>>76711653
-lost the weight
-started nursing school
-moved in with her new boyfriend
-started a part time barista job at her local starbucks inside target
Anonymous No.76727501
>>76727487
But she never did lose ANY weight. She proved that. Nursing school is for actual blown out whores. Another "fit" (/fit/) bf huh?
Anonymous No.76727516
>>76722395
This makes me sad. His body is his prison. His will the jailer.
Anonymous No.76728160 >>76729281 >>76729601
>>76722894
Anonymous No.76728450
god damn it this board is dying
Anonymous No.76728750
>>76722974
>professors
>huge salary
>student funded
lmao are you retarded?
Anonymous No.76728887
>>76726834
Based faggot
Anonymous No.76729114
>>76712384
We already new these drugs are marketed to the fattest, laziest, losers on this planet. But I always like seeing more proof
Anonymous No.76729281
>>76728160
that show is over a decade old but it sticks with you
Anonymous No.76729339 >>76729391 >>76731506
Anonymous No.76729343 >>76731506
Anonymous No.76729374
>>76722913
there are parents are out there telling their kids genetics matter more than working out when it comes to health and we wonder why so many blackpill faggots exists now
Anonymous No.76729380
>>76715436
But Jaime's canadian
Anonymous No.76729391
>>76729339
>i lost ALMOST FORTY POUNDS!
>I was sickly!
>i haven't grown at all since high school but being your high school weight is too stick skinny!
Anonymous No.76729413
>>76725963
Poor Chang having to witness this, all he wants is to peddle cheap plastic trash
Anonymous No.76729418
>>76717712
>which is often
Anonymous No.76729589 >>76729700 >>76729812
>>76722894
Any woman telling you they gained a heap of weight they could never lose after pregnancy is a fucking liar.
My wife has always been at the higher end of the normal BMI range, 140 at 5'4. Not super slim, but not fat. When she was pregnant, she gained 20lbs. Why?
Because she kept eating basically the same food she always did, just a little bit more of it.
Then she had our kid, and kept eating the same food she always did. On top of that, she was breastfeeding (burns about 1000 calories per day) and taking the baby for a couple walks a day as well. She ended up the lightest she had been since high school a year after giving birth, 120.
Any of these women who gain ridiculous amounts of weight and "can't" lose it after pregnancy are 100% falling for the "eat what your baby craves" meme, then not fixing these bad habits after the kid is born, as well as sitting at home doing nothing. Add a lack of breastfeeding to that, and it's a recipe for disaster.
Anonymous No.76729601
>>76728160
peak reference
Anonymous No.76729694
>>76711634 (OP)
whenever I want a really good laugh, I come back to this about once a year or so, been doing it for the last few years

i like the part where it goes "daaaaaaaamn I just nuttttttteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeddddddddddddd"
Anonymous No.76729700 >>76729716 >>76729812
>>76729589
do women who are medically capable of it actually not breastfeed? why would you handicap your kid like that?
Anonymous No.76729706
Reminder that this whole 'goblina' thing is fucking retarded and only perpetuated by incel faggots.
Anonymous No.76729708
Anonymous No.76729710
Anonymous No.76729716 >>76729812
>>76729700
All the time
>it's uncomfortable
>i can't get my baby to latch
>im too tired
>its too much work

https://www.reddit.com/r/NewParents/comments/1fsftoq/how_long_did_you_breastfeed_for/
Anonymous No.76729722
>>76720722
Anonymous No.76729726
>>76722974
Maybe you should just get up on time, incel.
Anonymous No.76729735
>>76721347
Those people's genitals could never even touch. They could not reproduce.
Anonymous No.76729738
>>76721770
Such a tease!!
Anonymous No.76729812
>>76729589
Breast feeding does NOT burn that much but it does burn calories.
>>76729700
>>76729716
It can be very hard to wake up every 3 hours, and if you dont move the milk you lose the milk and it dries up. It only takes missing sessions a few nights to start drying up for some. If you can't get baby to latch and you get all the support but they can't help either you can try to pump milk but for some that still results in milk drying up sooner than it should. Some genuinely do try and just can't do it or can't do it longer than 3 months, others dont try at all or look for any reason to quit.
Anonymous No.76729830
>>76722390
But they NEED that 3rd bucket of fried chicken and tub of mac and cheese. There's no compromise. You could eat a piece of fried chicken every day if you wanted, probably wouldn't even have to be too active. Being that size comes from eating 20,000 calories a day.
Anonymous No.76729834
>>76722395
Why's he so hungry in public? So much so that's he's crying about it? Is this a ploy to get him exercise?
Anonymous No.76729846 >>76729904
>>76722454
>a healthy dislike

That's terrible. I can't stand that there are people out there teaching their kids to hate others. Most of you are a product of those environments I see. Some of you have said "no, my parents were good and caring people but I just 'woke up' thanks to the internet and now I'm a bitter hatemonger".

Hope you guys can get laid and learn to be compassionate again. These fat people are suffering. I used to be one of them. They can change with encouragement.
Pretty sure a trolling chud with that handle doesn't actually have kids though.
Anonymous No.76729848
>>76722521
Not really. Not by modern definitions. Just racists doing their thing. Edgy loser kids getting their kicks. People with shitty or absent fathers.
Anonymous No.76729853
>>76715062
>Unreturned shopping cart type behaviour
A woman was two spots away from a cart return. Instead of returning, she pushed her cart to her front driver side to be in middle of 4 car. Pretty sure the cart return was closer to her trunk too. She was fat and black.
Anonymous No.76729904 >>76730232
>>76729846
You're fucking stupid, if they wanted to change they would. It has to come from the inside and like most junkies they simply lack the willpower.
Anonymous No.76730027
>>76712935
I skate for my cardio lmao. Too ADD to do one thing for 30 minutes to an hour v
Anonymous No.76730185
>>76722968
Fuck off, edgelord bitch.
Anonymous No.76730223
>>76726979
damn
Anonymous No.76730232 >>76730665 >>76731544 >>76731854
>>76729904
Still wrong to teach kids to hate.
Anonymous No.76730253
>>76720895
When you see or meet the kind of specimens getting married today outside celebrities a good 99% of them are human trash. Seriously do not feel bad I knew woman in one of my previous workplaces. At least 2 of these woman would brag about how "sucessful and good looking" their boyfriends or husbands where. As a close to 6ft guy who's fit and working a good job I suspect it was to make me jelous.
Turned out one of these guys was an out of shape guy making very little money who had serious anger issues. The other guy was a druggie who had actually split from the woman because she cheated on him, she still wore the ring and made out like she was still dating him.

Most people who constantly brag are full of shit.


The woman calling you and incel online and screaming "where are the good men".

>>76721749
>>76721770
>>76722448
Anonymous No.76730445 >>76730875
>>76721067
She voted for it.
Anonymous No.76730544
>>76724299
Are we recycling ragebait from ten years ago now?
Anonymous No.76730665
>>76730232
Maybe not hate, but I definitely want to make sure that my children understand growing up. You do not help alcoholics. You do not help drug addicts, and you don't help fat people, and I will explain that fat people are just food addicts. I would put in front of them the portions required to be super fat and say, could you imagine eating this three or four times a day? That's so crazy, isn't it? That's what they do, because they need it so much. They need it so bad. Remember how much it taught me her after your birthday when I said you could eat your whole cake? Yeah, they do that every day, just because they can. I want to make sure that my children know that yes, there's nothing wrong with feeling bad for those people. There's nothing wrong with feeling bad for an addict, but you don't give them jack shit. You don't give them money. You don't give them time. You don't give them slack. You don't give them excuses. All that does is enable their behavior. They need to see the harsh reality of things, and you can't make them change, either. You can't give them advice. You can't tell them, hey, don't you know how much better things would be if you weren't an addict? Certainly, they already know, and they don't care. They're in their own world, and you can't pull them out of it. It's a damn shame, especially if you see someone you care about, fall down that route, but you can't fix them. Nobody can accept them when they want to. I don't want to raise a bunch of suckers.
Anonymous No.76730680 >>76731688
>>76717782
let it burn
Anonymous No.76730849
>>76718380
Shit! I literally thought the same thing. How old are you anon? cuz' indie sleaze is about to/is coming back and so early hipster shit like those shirts are coming back into fashion
Anonymous No.76730875
>>76730445
What the fuck does that mean? No one voted for anything. Did you vote for it? What did you vote for that would--why the fuck am I arguing with scum like you?
Anonymous No.76731072
>>76718768
So, what happens after that? Who cleans this? If I'm working there and the boss tells me to clean it, I'd just quit on the spot.
Anonymous No.76731445
i feel bad hating because she seems so genuine, i can't help but cringe
Anonymous No.76731506
>>76729339
>>76729343
Goddamn fatties are given a miracle cure that requires zero input from their nonexistent willpower and against all odds cannot even achieve that.
Anonymous No.76731510 >>76731562
this is my fph niche sorry guys
Anonymous No.76731525
>>76727487
Goblina making it?
Anonymous No.76731544
>>76730232
Get a grip faggot
Anonymous No.76731553
>>76718380
that's not a telnik he's wearing
Anonymous No.76731562
>>76731510
I hate women SO much
Anonymous No.76731591
>>76720837
And now her shitty genes survived
Anonymous No.76731652
>>76715526
>b-but I'm big boned!
Anonymous No.76731688
>>76730680
A 600lb person would burn for days
Anonymous No.76731854
>>76730232
I'm glad you're a former fat, and no longer disgusting, but children need to know to have disdain towards certain lifestyles. You don't tolerate kids doing meth, or being sexual deviants, why should I let them think it's okay to be a fat fuck? It's wrong to be fat. It's morally incorrect and should be discouraged. The best way to illustrate points to kids is to show them the first-hand effects of shitty behavior. My son already know to immediately distrust, drug users, adults who have "secrets," and gypsies. I will be adding fats to the list