Thread 76714228

Why have we developed a compulsion to idolize the portion of the body that's responsible for excreting shit? Who's behind this?

>>76714228 (OP)
Common misconception, friend! Girls don't poop. In fact, none of the many holes of a woman's body is intended as an exit - every female orifice is custom tailored to be penetrated by some combination of my fingers, tongue, or penis.

Lift weights and do cardio and its a good body part and its nice to see japanese east asian men fuck blonde white girls, brunette white girls, ebony girls, ginger white girls, asian girls, brown girls, latina girls, mixed race girls, and etc

>>76714228 (OP)
Imagine if they all simultaneously had diarrhea in their pants.

>>76714228 (OP)
Only middle and far right have somewhat of an excuse to be smug.

>>76714228 (OP)
you ever sex a chick with flat pancake ass? it's not enjoyable nor attractive

>>76714432
Quite brave of you to assume I've had sex at all.

>Shapewear

When are they releasing shirts with built in ab cushions?

>>76714228 (OP)
It's also has the vagina, which babies come out of. Men like to also put their penises there

>>76714458
Spotted the virgin.

>>76714458
>imagine thinking penises, vaginas, and babies are related to each other in any way

>>76714228 (OP)
Those asses look so unnatural. Shapewear was a mistake.

Im glad they all dont wear shitty air force ones anymore holy shit that shoe is fucking clown shoe ugly garbage.

>>76714228 (OP)
Middle one looks like the cashier on my local grocery store. Shapewear pants included. Good bless college girls.

>>76714228 (OP)
Negrified American Cultural Drift.
It is the Vulgar Feminine.

women were retarded before but social media is what broke the camels back

>>76714228 (OP)
1 > 3 > 5 > 2 > 4

ass and face rating

>>76714228 (OP)
I'm behind all of them if you know what I mean

>>76714976
Wrong
Numbered left to right
Face
2>5>4>1>5
Asses
2>1>3>5>4

>>76714228 (OP)
>Who's behind this?
our monke ancestors
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qLYAFdddPw&t=255

>>76714228 (OP)
Butts don’t really excrete shit. The hole in the middle does that. What you are saying is like saying we shouldn’t find faces pretty because they’re just food holes.

>>76714444

Ccchheeckkkkd. Dang.

>>76714228 (OP)
Have you ever noticed how fashion trends spread with women? They are truly sheep like. Lemming like even. As soon as they see one girl doing it, they all race to do it too. Tonnes of this has nothing to do with being attractive. Look at pic related. This can never be understood by the male mind.

>>76714444
You have to be 18 to post.

>Can sell fitness stuff to fat people
>Can sell new fitness stuff because "perfect physique" changes
>Can sell more stuff because its always unobtainable to some degree for most people, yet they HAVE TO have it, and the ones that can get it still aren't whole without buying more
>The new meme will be the opposite. Going back to skinny with abs and C cups or something
>They have to buy more stuff now gg
>Feel bad about themselves, maybe take the black pill
>ups...maybe buying more stuff will fix it
>Endless money to be made from items and media
>We can't do boobs anymore because they are turning up good now, and are cheaper
>BBL is expensive and kills you. also looks fake as fuck generally
>let's get them fat trying to get and ass, they grow a belly and cheese ass
>they have to buy fitness stuff to get thin again
>maybe pills, idk, feeling cute
>may sell you shapewear later
>stay sad tho, we sell pills for that and want you distracted and docile

>monkey brain thinks more is better
>helthier, more fertile, stronger
>works on natural setting
>modern times can get you more, fuck yourself up getting it, then wear cushion over it to hide it
>we can get dudes with big popcorn muscles with weak tendons and injuries are weaker than a lean strongman
>we get "well fed" and "healthy" looking females with malnutrition, no muscle and pure deformed fat
>only when clothed tho
>it doesn't matter, they look the part and that's what counts on our superficial and shallow existence
>brb gotta take a loan to drive a fast car for 3 months and be treated like a god

>humans are the only animals that can grow a proper ass
>those arab goats and pigs aren't it
>men can't grow a fat one without bloating their core
>they don't look the same anyhow
>It's a sex defining thing
>different in composition, muscle tone and bellies, insertions, etc
>so it's also an ethnic differentiator, which helps tp select compatible genes
>Humans only. Furries prefer armpits and thighs.

>nog culture

>>76714228 (OP)
Me

For me it's a small cute butt.

>>76715758
>bug
gross

>>76715760
ok

>>76714228 (OP)
because it's sexee

>>76714444
Fucking checked, perfect post for quads.

>>76714228 (OP)
Obviously the jews are behind this.

>>76714228 (OP)
>the gluteus muscle is one of the strongest in the human body
>having developed glutes is a sign of good health and athletic capability
>all organisms are biologically programmed to select mates that display positive traits such as good health and athletic capability
Idk anon. Why do you find Tyrone's muscly body to be attractive?

>>76714228 (OP)
The anus? The sphincter muscle?
>One of over 60 btw
What?

>>76714228 (OP)
The cloth is like push up bra for ass

>>76715869
Lmao you know there glute trainers are taking it to excess, do not play dumb

>>76715808
Yes the negrofication of culture is largely pushed by jews

>>76715600
If you only knew how bad things really are.

>>76714444
kek and checked

>>76714228 (OP)
Let's see them bare assed. No shaoewear or special padding pants. Butt naked no special posing just a full 360° spin butt naked.

>>76714228 (OP)
>Who's behind this?

>>76715018
That's not how ratings work here, retard.

>>76714444
Based quad quads.

>>76714228 (OP)
As a 30 year old incel who just started going to the gym, this is the best part.
I love seeing girls with just bras exposing their armpits and leggings in their butt crack.
Makes going to the gym worth it and the coom after is really enjoyable.
Too bad they hide their cute feet in shoes, but nothing is perfect I guess.

>>76715598
It's the same as bodybuilding with men, really. It's intrasexual competition, only with girls it's a bit stupid. With guys, being big and strong signals to most guys that you could kick their ass (even if it's untrue). It's always at least a little intimidating, no matter what a smaller guy might say. It doesn't matter if girls don't think bodybuilder bulk is sexy, it's about making other guys look and feel small. It obviously works too; just look at all the cope you wind up seeing towards bodybuilders.
Similarly, especially with the shit you posted, a lot of dumb ugly shit women do is about asserting dominance over other women even at the cost of being pretty. With women, however, you have to consider the fact that they use social behavior as a life-preservation adaptation- being part of the "in-group" makes you more likely to be protected by men and acts as a protection against undesirable men who naturally are too scared to approach. It's why they do the insane makeup and willfully put plastic in their faces; famous women decided that it was a status symbol and made them "pretty," so other women agreed to be popular and started doing it to dominate the out-crowd girls.

>>76714228 (OP)
You shit from the hole, not the cheeks retards. Your ass is one of the most important muscles in your body.

>>76714228 (OP)
I hate the protruding "fitness" ass

I love the fat, cottage cheese, stretch mark, bbw pawg ass

>>76716621
No you don't

>>76716628
Yes I do

>>76716633
You don't, no one does. This stupid meme ends now. Final warning.

>>76716621
God imagine if she forced you to lick her pussy and ass for hours and hours and every time you tried to stop she just sat on your face with all of her body weight and didn’t let you out, god that would be bad

>>76715869
Heart is the strongest muscle and you can't see it.

>>76716637
Seethe

>>76716501
Yes and the funny thing is, traditionally, male intra-sexual competition is life or death, yet men consistently band together in groups, form bonds and make sacrifices for each other, which women never do. The closest they'll come is cliques of temporary and ever shifting allegiances. As the old saying goes, you'll never hate women as much as women hate women.

>>76714228 (OP)
My impression is that they are wearing inserts.

>>76715758
this is more my kind of ass but I prefer it a little more raised up and perky that's all

>>76716501
>It's the same as bodybuilding with men, really. It's intrasexual competition
Women like a fit man though.

>>76716668
heart is an organ, retard

>>76714228 (OP)
white shorts, and it's not even close

>>76716621
BASED

>>76714381
True

>>76716680
Ugly blubber nigger. Guy so pussy starved he jerks his clitty to whales lmao.

>>76714976
4 is the only passable one. all their asses are awful.

>>76716771
A muscular organ.

>>76714236
>Picks her nose while tonguing her ear and plowing her b-hole
Huh
He might be on to something

>>76716129
Someone literally did it already in this thread bahahahahah

>>76716781
>>76716680
>>76716633
>>76716621
Any objections to soft women are just the man's insecurities about themselves being outwardly projected

>>76716917
For real though, women's bodies are so soft, it feels unnatural.

Big glutes by themselves look weird. The trvth nuke is that you need thunder thighs to complement a big ass. Also none of the ultra lean veins popping bs but voluminous and hard.

>>76714228 (OP)
>We

Fuck off rabbi
I love BOOBS! NOT SHITTER'S!

>>76715808
Simple

>>76714976
lol, gigacope. The brown girl mogs all those cave beasts.
>t. white manlet bvll caramel enjoyer

>>76714228 (OP)
Have you actually ever tried eating ass and eating pussy?
If the girl's hygiene game is bad, both will stink, if anything the pussy will stink so much worse. Either way it both are clean there's no need to worry about shit unless you're specifically into that kinda stuff. But that aside? Have you tried it?
You eat pussy and your neck gets strained, you jaw gets tired, it honestly feels like a fucking chore.
You eat ass and it's so chill, and you face is being hugged by two nice pillows that you can squish along the way. I could eat as for hours.
And in general, the ass is a lot nicer to look at, it jiggles, it has a nice curve to it, you can slap it, and the pussy is just nothing.

>>76717032
i wish I could freeze time and enter OP's pic and just sniff each of their assholes individually. Sadly, I will never know the smell of such hot asses and it pains me

>>76717032
The are literally an inch apart anon you can have the exact same visual and tactile experience for both.

>>76717044
vaginas stink and are slimy

>>76717040
While I love eating ass, I'll never understand brapfags.
>>76717044
Literally not.

>>76717049
i don't want them to fart on me

>>76717032
>local man admits he is gay while talking about eating pussy
interesting time to be alive

>>76717046
virgin detected

>>76716917
BASED

>>76717067
her ass must smell sensational

>>76716917
All women are soft you stupid fucking virgin.

>>76716665
Done that with a light skinned short stack Puerto Rican girl, absolute heaven

>>76714236
>none of the many holes of a woman's body is intended as an exit
What about when they shit out babies?
>>76714228 (OP)
Liking nice round asses is programmed into our DNA. That being said, a BBL looks unnatural and you can clearly tell that the booth isn't supposed to be THAT big. Also, the normalization of obesity is a factor here.

>>76714228 (OP)
fucking hell bros, what's it like to smell such asses

>>76714228 (OP)
Me. I am behind all of their asses.

>>76717324
me, on my knees behind them, huffing their stench

>>76717324
me with my mouth hide open under their asses after they have worked out for 2 hours and the asscrack sweat is dripping

>>76717369
mmh, imagine the smell and taste

>>76717267
I do it with my wife every time we sex, she has a big ass and sits on my face in both directions depending on if I’m eating her ass or pussy.

If she faces my head and I lick her clit and aggressively finger blast her right over my face she almost always squirts and gushes on me

I like trying to see how deep in her ass I can get my tongue

>>76717386
>wife sex
disgusting

>>76716911
You really gotta check everywhere for that clit.

>>76717386
I swear, one of these days my tongue is going to drift south. I know my wife won't appreciate it first time if she doesn't know she's clean though, so it'll have to be a unique confluence of sexy-times right out of the shower.

>>76717605
she'll lose all respect for you the second you become a degenerate asshole licker

>>76717605
do it
mine doesn't care for it, but she likes that I like it
I've started playing with her asshole while eating her out too so when she gets close her asshole just swallows my finger
and when she's drunk she really doesn't care. last time I was fingering her and she took my hand and told me lower and I went back to her pussy and she took my hand and made me finger her asshole. she had no memory when she woke up

You guys are having sex? wtf

>>76717614
What does her asshole smell like?

>>76718014
when clean, like nothing
when unclean, like shit

>>76718014
nothing
sometimes like victoria's secret tease

>>76714381
Yes indeed! I am an Asian man and I fuck and impregnate teen virgin white girls multiple times a week.

>>76718373
high test

>>76718373
sure you do ping pong

>>76715598
She's already had work done in the left image btw

>>76714228 (OP)
It's a good way for women to filter out guys with small cocks / attract men that are packing some serious meat. Like do you really think lil Timmy's penis is gonna be able to get through all dat ass? Also that girl on the far right got me feeling some way, wanna pound her booty

>>76718673
>sees female ass
>immediately thinks of tiny white dick

>>76716064
Damn that boy zesty, bet his asshole could fit a basketball.

>>76718684
>sees female ass
>immediately thinks of groid dick
more like

>>76714444
Kek

>>76714976
glad to see my shitpost last thread is an enduring part of these rates now

>>76715029
ironically he's talking out of his ass here. I'd rather smother my face in the vice president's tits than any of these >>76714228 (OP) roasties fake asses

all these bitches wear the same fucking implants, you can see the marks on their asses

>>76714228 (OP)
bro imagine being nomadic hunter gatherers crossing great distances as our ancestors were. obviously walking behind a nice ass to look at would be based. the fact that female ass makes you think of poop might mean that you're a homosexual

>>76714444
Kek

>>76719310
You are incredibly retarded and gay if you think any of their asses are fake

>>76717032
This guy knows

I had no idea that these worked like this.

>>>/wsg/5997882

>>76718404
This cannot have been unintentional lmao. Stupid whore ruined herself and her TV show for some Tiktok clout

>>76719310
they all work full time as gym coaches and train their ass so many times a week, it's real they got ass autism bro

>>76721444
The whole tv and movie sphere is meant to corrupt and debase women, faustian bargains everywhere.

>>76714228 (OP)
I think it's my fault, honestly. When I was like 11 I got a spanking fetish and was like: "Man, I wish instead of boobs everybody liked butts and girls would walk around with their butt cheeks showing all the time." Then it actually happened.

>>76714444
four u

>>76714444
Perfect quads for a gymcel.
>>76721214
It's like the latest model that has a band in there to create the shelf under the butt. They're just taking advantage of having fat there, there's nothing wrong, they've been doing that for ages, it's not like a dude will sperg out and turn her down when she takes those off, lol. Woken wear hip pads all the time and still get laid.

>>76716621
>ankle bracelet

>>76714228 (OP)
imagine if you will, something bad happened to these ladies in the gym and their body temperature needs to be checked asap, but theres no themometers available and the only way to do it is sticking your tongue in their asses, i would volunteer for such job

>>76714236
Now that you mention it Ive never seen a woman.

>>76714228 (OP)
3 or 5

>>76714444
Brave and powerful.

>>76715758
>>76715770
If you like bugs that have the body of a 12 year old boy you might be gay

>>76714228 (OP)
In order to attract black men with superior DNA

>>76714228 (OP)
Only black men care about that. Brutal reminder that white women train their glutes at the gym in hopes that they will get BLACKED.

>>76714381
this bot malfunctioned mid-post

>>76724742
>>76724767

there are only 3 posts in this whole thread that mention this blacked meme and 2 of them are within 10 minutes of each other

just noting that, for whoever cares

>>76714228 (OP)
I would literally lick their sweaty assholes clean one by one.

>>76725427
>for whoever cares
no one

>>76714228 (OP)
The ass is attractive in the first place because of fucking chicks from behind. It's a basic breeding instinct that when you see a girl's ass you want to sjove your dick in her. It's also related to breasts, as a bare ass and breasts shape some similar features and both signal that the woman has enough body fat to carry a fetus and breastfeed an infant.