Thread 76715074

>girlfriend jokingly asked me to pick her up
>couldnt do it
how to become strong

>>76715074 (OP)
not easy way out of this one

>>76715074 (OP)
Tell the fat bitch to lose some weight

>>76715074 (OP)
I lift to fuck fat bitches.
The path you are walking is neither wide, nor easy. God be with you.

>>76715074 (OP)
sandbag training
if you can hoist a 300lb sandbag over your shoulder you can pick up your gf
also zercher deads/squats

>>76715310
>300lb sandbag
haha. yeah. might not be heavy enough for my purposes though.

>>76715074 (OP)
What's your guys weight?

I was assisting at a camp one time and this adorable little girl she was maybe 15 at the time had a girl crush on me and she kept asking me to carry her over things on hikes and she’d climb up a tree get scared and jump into my arms.
this lasted for two weeks. I felt like such a king.

>>76715074 (OP)
It doesnt matter because you'll never put in the work. If you really wanted it, you'd already be lifting and not worried about some arbitrary timeline.
If someone does tell you a timeframe you find acceptable, you'll go the gym then quit in a few months when you see no progress and then go back to making "how to achieve" threads with a pic of Gooky the anime character waiting for someone to "redpill" you on how to get jacked without doing anything. loser

>>76715078
pls delete i have this comforter

You're meant to pick her up by the ass and fingerbang her fartbox at the same time as you slam her pussy into your dick region
if it's not your girl, this should be even more pronounced

>>76715078
This is unironically my dream

>>76715310
>300lb sandbag

>>76715074 (OP)
after some time, "don't fuck anything you can't ohp" becomes bad advice

>>76716037
>be new to the gym or dyel
>can't fuck anything above ~40kg
hmm

>>76716097
Little girls and most small animals weigh less.

Take the loli pill, date lolitas. Easy to lift them.

>>76715821
This is mine.
I'm 180cm tall so this ain't happening anytime soon.

>>76715692
YWNBAW

>>76715074 (OP)
tell her she needs to lose weight. even an anorexic nerd who hasn't done a pushup in his life will be able to pick the average girl up.

Unless your girlfriend is obese, it's probably just that your technique is bad. I'm literally a former anorexic who couldn't bench the bar when I started lifting and like >>76717682 says, despite that I never had a problem picking up or carrying women, even chubby ones.

>>76715074 (OP)
I was on my first ever date recently the girl asked me the same so I picked her up and threw away so she felt on the ground, later when we were talking about it she told me that it got her wet when I did that so I recommend learning it. Im not even that strong (I bench 130kg and deadlift 170-180kg) and the girl was like 50kg so if your gf is not fat lifting her up and playing around like that shouldnt be a problem for you

>>76715074 (OP)
>how to become strong
easier to get a smoller gf

>>76715074 (OP)
why should you become strong? she should lose some weight

>>76718587
AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA

>>76715078
You don’t get it son
This isn’t a mud hole
It’s an operating table
And I’m the surgeon

>>76715265
>The path you are walking is neither wide, nor easy
But the women are

Get a lolita wife.

My entire workout is all barbell except leg press:
A Day:
> Squat (3x10/8/6)
> Bench (3x10/8/6)
> Barbell Curl (3x10)
> Leg Press (3x10)

B Day:
> Deadlift (3x4/2/1)
> OHP (3x10/8/6)
> Barbell Shrugs (3x10)
> Barbell Rows (3x10)

I never have less than 185 lbs on the Barbell, my wife weighs 130 lbs. She loves that I can throw her around and OHP her. Literally since moving into a house with a large ceiling in the dining room she asks me to do it at least once per day. Makes her giggle. Once her parents were over and she asked me in a whisper to do it quietly so she definitely gets something out of it. I'm 6'4" 220 lbs so it's easier for me too but I recommend this workout.

>>76720367
Kek

>>76721224
shouldn't curls be on the deadlift day?

I started lifting recently and while I'm still doing the baby weights, it's actually pretty nice to see how fast you improve at the start and you also realize how weak you've been when you haven't been training your muscles

>>76716097
As you should. Git gud nigga

>>76718587
100% guaranteed that bitch lost a bunch of braincells hitting her head on the floor

>>76721224
>185lb OHP for reps
nice. give your wife a lift for me.

>>76720367
kek, based

>>76718587
Japanese sneak attack!

>>76715078
>when you make her cum so hard she literally melts