Thread 76718889

After all the years being /fit/ and lifting heavy I’m confident I could jump on this dude and choke the life from him. Can any of you say the same?

>>76718889 (OP)
>meanwhile
https://www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/comments/aacw0y/the_strength_of_a_lion/
Take note that is a lioness and not a lion. You’d get absolutely destroyed retard

>>76718927
>reddit
lol you are so butthurt

>>76718927
Bro if lionesses were sentient they could so easily rape humans, just pin a man down and ride his cock while growling in his ear and there's absolutely nothing he can do about it lol he can't fight back or anything she's too strong and she can stay on top of him for hours lol just riding and slamming down hahah her claws gripping his shoulders like a threat and she's just crushed him with her bodyweight LOL

>>76718927
that’s just one opinion. i’m still extremely confident.

>>76718941
right....

>>76718889 (OP)
Look 99% chance OP is a troll. 1% chance it's a teenager who doesn't know anything about anything (including for his age), why bother with this thread in either scenario. Nothing bad will happen if you don't respond to this thread, if you do he will stay around longer, other people will think of making this thread, more of your life will be wasted. Think about how replying to this thread will lower the amount of pussy you get in life even if only by a small amount.

>>76718889 (OP)
Have you ever watched a cat scratch its ear with its back leg?

>>76718931
>fucking plebbit
>he said as his guts spilled all over

>>76718941
h-haha

that sounds t-terrible...

>>76718993
You sound like a real hoot. I bet you’re fun at parties huh.

>>76718941
someones a little too obsessed with the lion king

>>76718889 (OP)
>not taming the lion so that you can have an entire pride to do your bidding

>>76718889 (OP)
Im honestly gonna try to knock it out im not outrunning a fucking lion.
>you cant
Im going for hooks/uppercuts, slipping or dodging will not work whatsoever as itll just swipe you and youre probably dead by bloodloss. Maybe a kick under the jaw but your leg getting cut is game over. At leaat i can 100% a fridge and be fine so even if it doesnt ko i can definitely punch as hard as i want and probably get my arm bitten off. Thats the big thing the giant mouth, and fast claws, id probably do a lot better fighting a bear or timberwolf than a big cat in all honesty.