Thread 76718971

I’m not sure how bad you have to fuck up to get one of these but I’m almost 40 fairly overweight and eat pretty unhealthy at least once a day and I’ve never had one that I know of what are you doing??

>>76718976
I don't know what it is about office work but they always give them to me. I was blue collar for the past two years and never got them, have been back in an office job for the last ~2 months and already have one that won't fuck off. I have a stand up desk at the office as well, it's fucked. I think it's a combination of the stress and more time sitting on the toiler pretending to shit. Apparently sitting on the toilet too long can really cause them.

>>76718991
I asked chadgpt and it says sitting for many hours can reduce blood flow and make those veins swell

>>76718991
Interesting I work on the railroad and hike a lot and both require me to shit out squatting in nature very often

>>76719027
and do you get hemorrhoids as well?

>>76719067
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>>76718976

Kys fungo