Thread 76721228

>be me
>during my workout
>pumped as fuck
>say fuck it, remove my shirt for a moment and admire self in mirror
>as I am admiring myself, the noise in the gym begins to die down
>notice there is no background noise, not even the clang of metal or the terrible rap music the gym plays
>look around
>everyone is kneeling in my direction
>The entire gym is dead silent, paying respects to me, their new master
>wtf.jpg
>One of the skinniest pajeets comes up to me, presenting one of the new, straight barbells
>I take the barbell, but the putrid smell lingers on the bar, and my nose curls from the stench of curry
>Infuriated, I snap my fingers
>2 of the biggest roid freaks in the gym immediately seize him and throw him out of the gym
>I look around at the cardiobunnies, who are still kneeling
>My gaze rests on 2 of them, who upon feeling the presence of my sight immediately stand up and approach me
>We walk out of the gym, one on each side of me
>Go home and fuck both of them all day
Anyone else have a story like this?

>>76721228 (OP)
I was there
I was one of the roid freaks
Iron king what shall we do?

>>76721228 (OP)
Yeah I remember my first two weeks of lifting too

when i'm out with my girl she'll catch chicks looking at my crotch and flip the fuck out on them. she had some middle age milf pull pepper spray on her once for it.

>be me
>Confident person
>Didn't spend my formative years emotionally deprived
>Not mentally indian like most of you
>Dont need to make up stories to post on a 4chan general and brag to strangers and incels about how a female looked in my general direction for a split second which means she was soaking wet for me

>>76721228 (OP)

snapped you in half.

the end.

this is a good thread. good job op.

>>76723495
damn bro how were you able to work out that his story wasnt real? i thought it was until i saw your comment

>>76723488
>>76723495
>be me
>will never be a woman
>spend all day on 4chuds crying about it
Sad!