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Anonymous No.76721948 >>76721959 >>76722070 >>76722078 >>76722094 >>76722133
What is the easiest martial art to learn?
I live near pakis and need to learn to defend myself
I did my first Jiu Jitsu lesson today and it was fucking embarrassing, it's going to take me ages to get anywhere near competent at it
I'm retarded (ADHD) and it takes me ages making mistakes over and over until things click, it will eventually but I think the lads in the gym will just get annoyed at having to work with me
Is there an easier one?
Anonymous No.76721959
>>76721948 (OP)
You probably live in some totalitarian euro shithole where the judge will say you are violent if you use a martial art to defend yourself
Best thing to do is get as big and strong as you can and learn a few basic moves
Get the basics of boxing, BJJ, and some sort of grappling - wrestling or judo are good.
Ok I actually read the rest of your post. This is why I suggest dabbling, you can see if any of them grab you or are naturally good at. Go to an MMA gym, they should have individual classes - boxing class, wrestling, BJJ, etc. Try one of each.
Anonymous No.76722070
>>76721948 (OP)
Get yourself a gun or some friends.
Better than any martial art.
Anonymous No.76722078 >>76722112
>>76721948 (OP)
Copy Mike Tyson.
Anonymous No.76722085 >>76722095
the most exponentially valuable thing is to learn to throw a proper punch from the hip and being able to avoid the shitty punches of the brown untrained, so boxing has the best returns on early investment and also the best bang for buck for your case (being to able punch a brown out in a pinch), even though it has an extreme skillceiling. learn to box and practice at home what you're getting instructed, make sure you practice the defense and you will learn to spar and thus learn better quickly. you do need cardio though.
also permabulk on gomad
Anonymous No.76722094
>>76721948 (OP)
Find a legit boxing gym and learn to box.
Anonymous No.76722095 >>76722100
>>76722085
forgot to mention, get a tan and a buzzcut, perhaps even visible tattoos. the white barbarian archetype seriously strikes fear into muslims
Anonymous No.76722100 >>76722108
>>76722095
Noble Warrior Knight Barbarian phenotype
Anonymous No.76722108
>>76722100
nah, what scares them is a nasty aryan beast, if you have any semblance of middle+ class semblance they see you as a target, they're afraid of the pagan monster from the woods. same reason they are afraid of dogs, they're a desert/mountain dwelling tribe culture who find these things very unknown.
Anonymous No.76722112
>>76722078
historically, mike tyson's boxing style didn't fare well in iraq, actually korean style kungfu as trained by chinese spec ops during the cold war era is superior.
Anonymous No.76722133
>>76721948 (OP)
I can sink a few bjj things and ive never once trained it idk how people say its the hardest martial art. Being high level at striking is way harder to defend against grappling with or contend with other strikers. Id say wrestling is still a good bit easier but more complicated than bjj.

Assuming striking is kb grappling is wrestling then bjj its that order from hardest to easiest imo. All the other martial arts are kind of supplementary therefore are a higher level of understanding to use. Not that you have to start with one of the 3 but id at least get a home gym and boxing bag for a while before starting lessons so nobody fucks with you too much.