Thread 76725827

I've accepted the fact that I'll never be able to lose weight and will always be a fatass so I've decided to eat myself to death, just scoffed down a can of pringles and some maltesers and I'll order a pizza in a couple hours. What's a realistic timeline to gain 200kg?

everyone knew you don't have it in ya

>>76725827 (OP)
Why not just hop on the miracle weight loss drugs?

Stroopwafels are so good

>>76725827 (OP)
it's so unbelievably easy to get a glp-1 script from a doctor nowadays, being fat is choice at this point

crippling depression helped me go from 275 lbs to 155

>>76725827 (OP)
eat whatever you want 5-8 times a day and just lift heavy bro. i'm gonna munch on 20+ lobsters this weekend in a $150 buffet and then gonna go heavy back workout 2 hrs after.

>>76725827 (OP)
you don't have the willpower or drive to stop eating, so you won't stick it through with this either

see you later, when you ask for diet tips after this latest binge

stop waffling and do the hard work

>>76726221
>stop waffling

>>76726082
So glp-1s just instantly stop making you hungry? I find that hard to believe. Sometimes i'm not even hungry but still eat, how will they solve that

>>76726275
You CANT eat on them. It physically hurts your stomach if you try to eat too much on those shots. You can’t really drink much other than water either

>>76726429
Trump eats spaghetti, meanwhile this good boy makes spaghetti

>>76726275
>I find that hard to believe.
Why is that at all hard to believe the widely reported effects of a drug lmao? Do you find it hard to believe that morpine just instantly stops pain or that an epipen just instantly stops anaphylaxis? is being obtuse just a symptom of fathood or are you doing it intentionally

>>76726275
>So glp-1s just instantly stop making you hungry? I find that hard to believe
That's literally what it does yes.
Once you dial in the dose anyway which might take a few weeks.
But its not magic. You will get hungry as the day goes on, just as not acute as it used to be, and you will feel more full with less food.
And the constant hunger many people with eating problems have will go away.

>>76725827 (OP)
Wafflecel never heard of fasting

Assuming this isnt bait this is massive classic depression mindset of imagining yourself as past the point of no return so you can have a free pass to do whatever the hell you want.

No you are not beyond saving
No you can lose weight
No you dont have to binge eat
Yes you are lying to yourself
Yes its all in your head
Yes you are hysterical
Yes you probably have a personality disorder

Get help and stop being a child

>>76725827 (OP)
just take a glp-1 lmao

>>76725827 (OP)
you should just make foods with a lot of butter then, this is how many restaurants make their food good.
>I'll order a pizza in a couple hours
you should melt a stick of butter to dip the za in

>>76725827 (OP)
drink nothing but these until you're not fat.

>>76726082
dont they have bad side effects

>bumping right before it archived
Die

>>76725827 (OP)
ozempic, dont fall for 4channer's psyop