Thread 76727577

Humorous bread

tap water goblin

Fuck I have loads of shit but it's not fit related so here is sexual health and wrestling

>>76727584
>STD

It's STI, don't stigmatize them.

cut some random fitness fail clips

>>76728580
Huh, a woman's natural instinct really is to bend over and submit huh.

>>76728580
This plate shit is already retarded, but
Steel?

>>76728580
Shake it off LOL

>>76727577 (OP)
bread?

good bread

>>76730198
I would do unspeakable things to this woman.

>>76731811
Did anyone find out what activated almonds are?

>>76731811
Did anyone find out what activated almonds are? Was it a typo?

>>76732391
It was a scam where some meme company would add a Britta thing on your faucet to "alkalize" your water. They tried to sell it as some healthy diet thing, hence all the gratuitous adjectives. I especially enjoyed "really activates the almonds" as a riff on the pedantic "really makes you think" thing.

>>76732433
Makes sense it was an ad.

>>76730198
Physinogomy.

>>76732433
A filter would *neutralize* water though, unless it was already acidic to begin with. Is the general population really so scientifically illiterate they don't even know what's in their water?

>>76732887
He never said filter, you stupid fuck.

>>76732772
I really don't understand the idealized gook form. They mutilate themselves into weird plastic mannequins.
You'd think they'd take a hint from the japs, who are the most attractive east asians, primarily because of their johmon admixture who had facial structures similar to europeans.

>>76732956
Any vote on the internet is always going to be adversely affected by just how many gooks and chinks there are

>>76728729
It clearly says iron on the plate

>>76732391
iirc it's germinating them. enzymes changing up molecules and shit like how malting grains makes the starch more digestible to yeast

Does anybody have the "Is this possible" greentext?

>>76727577 (OP)
>OP sageing his own thread
anyway here is my contribution

>>76731811
almonds aside, the other ones are just as crazy

extremely rare funny women

>>76732391
Like so

>>76734034
By far the best meme in /tv/ history

>>76734034
those threads were kino

>>76734123
Kek I still laugh about them sometimes. Can't believe that meme never took off, it was perfect.

>>76734124
It took off on 4chan but it's not a meme that can spread to normie circles since youd get banned for making fun of troons. Memes like calling fast food goyslop could take off since you just drop the goy part which is why everything is called slop in normie circles nowadays.

>>76734131
lmao,can't believe i forgot about that one, it's pure gold
>>76734131
>It took off on 4chan but it's not a meme that can spread to normie circles since youd get banned for making fun of troons. Memes like calling fast food goyslop could take off since you just drop the goy part which is why everything is called slop in normie circles nowadays.
yeah good points

>>76734010
were those earbuds or teeth? i hope they were teeth.

>>76728594
She uploaded it anyway to show off her ass

>>76733625
Iron or steel is what you need, leave that fancy elven stuff to the elves

>>76730227
The funny thing about this one is that irl all the bros at his gym probably really do love that dwarf. If he can do it, so can we!

>>76727584
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
*breethe*
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>76734056
>Those two guys just chilling on the rim

>>76734010
>>76734317
HIS EYEBALLS POPPED OUT OF HIS HEAD
HIS FUCKING EYEBALLS POPPED OUT OF HIS FUCKING HEAD

>>76734317
Earbuds. Watch his ears closely and you'll see them.

>>76734459
Elves make the best steel

>>76734080
That man is so fucking based, also wife probably really enjoys it.

>>76734544
Based clickbaiter

holy fuck this thread is fucking garbage

>>76734401
Laughed. Then I realized how terminally and derangedly online one has to be to understand this pic and now I'm sad (but still laughing).

>>76735805
You don't really that's the problem with Zoomer e-daddy shit. You don't have to go look for it. It finds you. Your one timid well natured friend or younger co-worker has got on this stuff and won't shut up about it. Years later I still call him Sigma Sam.

>>76735798
t. dongle

Couple more clips

>>76734418
>You're not sweating

>>76735785
Scooby?

>>76727621
the kind of shit a german (autistic) would unironically do

>>76730247
this thing has the life expectancy of a pig
crazy how their diet has obliterated them into dysgenics

>>76732772
this is him without 10lb makeup

>>76734034
LMAO

>>76734080
legendary thread

>>76734006
Sad... Who's more at fault here ? What could the spotter have done ?

>>76735760
Haven't seen this in ten years, still lol'd

>>76732956
To my knowledge, east asians have the lowest genetic diversity. If i had to guess, there's some hidden gook gene that attracts them to exaggerated versions of their form. "Asians all look alike" is actually somewhat substantiated by reality.

onions based diet

>>76734080
i hope she left him

>>76732391
Heated. You cook them a little. I used to go oit with a lady who is in ti that kind of stuff

>>76737974
that's not nice

>>76737974
It's true, there is no unattractive behavior, just unattractive men. An "average" man talking to her implies she is at his level, and most women are wholly delusional about her own level, from years of her DM's being filled with horny Indian men and hooking up with hot guys. None of them want to commit but she starts fancying herself as the prize

>>76735798
Does anyone the one where fit was making routine one word at a time?

>>76734017

That woman behind who saw it happened just still casually okays with her phone and being nosy. Absolutely fucking useless. Stupid bitch!

>>76734006
He died here and the spotter apparently was his dad. I don't see anything humorous about this, a lot of "people" in this board are psychos.

>>76736236
>Sad... Who's more at fault here ?
Both are at fault
>What could the spotter have done ?
Not being present, so the guy could just dump the bar behind him

>>76738774
>50 most influential people
Yeah, on gravity maybe

>>76730198
Gadzooks

>>76730198
Short girls problems:
>Teehee, let me make a Tik Tok of me falling head first into the washing machine. So quirky!
Short boys problems:
>An apology to my parents and why I'm going to end it all (part 1 of 17)

>>76727577 (OP)
wtf do you mean showering daily is not an option? these people are so fucking hopeless

>>76740401
what?

>>76739951
>>76739952
that's the gyms fault

>>76740401

If men got off by lifting we would all look like Superman.

>>76734470
There's no justice bro she's going to keep doing open relationships and getting away with it forever.

>>76728449
literally the only way to win with women is to not play the game

>>76730242
lmao

>>76739951
Olympic weightlifting is so fucking stupid.

>>76727621
Is this the guy who fell from the stage?

>>76739061
lmao

>>76740420
>"praying no one saw that"
>posts it on the internet
Make it make sense

>>76728574
Real talk, how fucked is that man's knees

>>76740420
What happened?
She pissed or orgasmed?

>>76741223
She pretended for clicks

>>76740638
i dropped 120kg on my knee doing pendlay rows when one strap broke, it swelled up and had bruising all over my entire leg for a few months, now its 6 months later and its pretty much healed, i can however still feel lumps where i dropped it

considering he almost threw it and it was around 4 plates i think its fucked

>>76739952
i like how you can see a single shard of glass fly on camera before the turn
honestly just cut it there and its perfect comedic timing

>>76738110
People who proselytize for defeatism should be hanged from street lights.

>>76740414
She's pretending to have an orgasm

>>76740420
>>76741223
It's not real, retards. It's videos for social media, she's not actually vlogging her real experience or whatever

>>76741383
Is that what I said? I'm pointing out women's hypocrisy and delusion

>>76738774
Based Simpsons reference

>>76739868
Gesundheit!

>>76732090
Rape is not unspeakable though. Nor is a Dirty Sanchez.

my reflections on learning to lift

>>76740420
I was browsing porn and edging a bit between sets. I went to do some pull-ups with leg lifts and was probably still a little hard, but almost I came.
I would work out a lot more if that happened often and without porn.

>>76742567
"not just your favorite" has a bit of wiggle room though. you can have a "best-in-slot" mentality and pick your favorite for each muscle group.

>>76732391
I believe the idea is to soak them in water first. "Activated" = starting the germination process to get the seed's metabolic and biological processes started, but still eating them before they germinate and become sprouts. That is my own take on it, IDK if it is right

>>76738849
Anon, it's a nigger. Who cares if it is hurt?

cut some more clips

few more

>>76743062
lmao damn

>>76730242
Based

>>76734080
Hero

>>76734006
I still dont understand whats the purpose of a squat spotter. If anything the "spotter" should be in front of the dude to push the bar away from him

>>76743080
lmao not even close
>>76743048
>>76743055
weeeeeeee!

>>76738774
I read that last bit in Ralph Wiggum's voice

>>76738774
>heavy social media presence

>>76743073
>SIZE
(punch)
>DOESN'T
(punch)
>MATTER
(cooler full of his mom's dildos falls from the rafters and breaks his untrained neck)

>>76743049
Ah yes, perfect form on a deadhang for once

>>76734461
>If he can do it, so can we!
but he can't, that's the thing, when people see him they don't think "oh look at that guy, he really takes care of his body", they think "look, a fucking midget lmao"

>>76743064
lol

>>76742718
This retarded response is why you see smolbois doing goblet squats, RDLs, dumbbell incline, cable rows and wonder why they aren't making gains

You CANNOT substitute squat/dead/bench/bb row
You can train other movements with them, but you'll never reach your potential bitching out

>>76743040
The Rise and Fall of Chris Watts

>>76734399
I don't get it.

>>76740638
Unredeemable, saar

>>76743107
>Blocks his way to jump forward.
A spotter is fine if both people know what they're doing. If worse comes to worst, the spotter should pull the bar off the lifter and let it fall to the floor while the lifter jumps forward. Unfortunately the majority of people are too retarded to understand this.

>>76735798
>Complains about garbage thread
>Posts least funny pic in thread
What did he mean by this?

>>76741416
go back to r9k you fucking chudcel. you faggots are the cancer killing this board. 100$ says you havent touched a weight in years. 200$ says you couldnt do a pullup. kill yourself. erase yourself from the gene pool.

>>76734004
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Szdziw4tI9o

>>76740424
simply never cry into a womans arms

>>76739868
Is she Jeremy Allen White's sister?

>>76738956
>He died here and the spotter apparently was his dad
>dad
holy fuck that guy must be broken

>>76739931
it's like the bigdickproblems subreddit vs smalldickproblems