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i used to hate my skinny body. Now I just hate my ugly face.

I just wanna look like an action figure

>>76728603 (OP)
smelling as many hot women's buttholes as possible before I croak

>>76730397
I blame porn for moderm man's butthole fetish.

My wife will need to know I can protect her.

My future daughters will need to know I can protect them.

My future sons will need to respect and want to be me.

>>76730767
>I lift to be a submissive bitch
???

>>76728603 (OP)
To fuck roided, androgynous women

To make my daughterconcubines smile.

>>76730372
I used to hate my skinny body, now look OK. Shit personality though.

>>76728603 (OP)
I want to be able to use my body in the top 10 to 20 percent of its natty potential. Other than that, I lift and exercise for physical and mental health and the fact that it makes me more sexually marketable. Raising a family with a loving wife is the ultimate goal for me too.

>>76728603 (OP)
i lift so that when people ask me to post body on 4chan i can post body and win the argument

>>76730779
What the fuck is that thing

>>76728603 (OP)
I want to himbomaxx and healthmaxx. Shit is going well, all my coworkers have shit bodies and shit bloodwork results. Im told regularly i look way younger.
>t. 34yo unc

>>76730920
>What the fuck is that thing
A middle aged Latina
>>76730923
I want to do this too

>>76728603 (OP)
To look at annoying families in the forest? To each their own, I guess.

>>76730941
Nigga that fucking thing looks worse than an actual non binary attack helicopter mtf

>>76730777
Being able to destroy weak men from polluting my bloodline ain't weak.

Defending my wife from outside harm ain't weak.

Ensuring my boys are real men ain't weak.

>>76728603 (OP)
I'd seek solace in the gym too if I looked like a faggot, my wife was a hag and my daughter was mentally retarded

I lift to attract 10 year old females and impregnate them.

>>76731332
Haha I lift to impregnate people like you.

>>76731351
Fags can't impregnate anybody, you are losers.

>>76728603 (OP)
Another dude?
lol what a faggot cuck

>>76730767
>>76731081
needing to type this out is peak weak

Bros is it unironically over and too late to start a family at 33? I lift 2pl8 and have a job and has 5 gf’s so far so not an incel

>>76728603 (OP)
Dasha and the bug in a better world

>>76731577
nothing kids love more than having their friends ask why their grandpa is with them and they have to reply in shame, no, that's my dad

>>76728603 (OP)
Twinkmaxxing has not been it. It was ok when I was 19 but Im 30 now Im just malnourished looking

>>76728603 (OP)
There was a dad with his two daughters at McDonald's today. The girls were so excited to get their meal, I almost cried. One day I’ll be a dad and take my kids to McDonald’s too.

>>76728603 (OP)
I want to get juicy enough that my wife gets both turned on enough at the sight of me and insecure enough at women checking me out that she'll go back to the spicier sex we used to have. I want outfits, blowjobs, anal, maybe even a threesome. Hell, mostly I just want to hear "no" less often.

>>76728603 (OP)
I just want bigger legs, and I think it's fun. I didn't need the gym to find a wife or have a son.

>>76732394
sad

>>76732408
Yes it is. I fell victim to the stereotypical fattening up and overscheduling every married couple experiences, and now I reap my reward.

>>76732325
You don't need a daughter for this. Find someone else daughter and take her for a date.

>>76732394
>Hell, mostly I just want to hear "no" less often.
This is what married cucks in western world get.
In Islam this would never happen.

>>76732325
girls at mcdonalds are so excited to see me at mcdonalds

>>76732325
this is the stuff that makes me depressed more than anything

>>76732678
>Islam
>such rapant boy-fuckers that they make the ancient Greeks look straight
Yeah, no, I'll stick with my starfish wife, thanks.

>>76728603 (OP)
For the mires.
jk, to better my mood :(

>>76730923
ywnbam

>>76732765
There is no way you getting fit will fix your wife's broken libido. Talk to her openly about it and then eventually get a divorce like the rest of us when she gets defensive and does nothing about it.

>>76732979
Talking to a girl? Kinda gross, man.

I want to get fit anyway, and I'm not interested in divorce. Talking, sure, been doing that. If I get nice and juicy, at least I've got some extra ammunition.

And sure, maybe (probably) it'll make no difference. But I won't know that without trying, and if things ever do go sour then I want to be able to point to my attempt and say, but at least I tried.

>>76732788
I know i will never be a mom, im a male, you retardo

>>76733404
At this point, do it for your kids/grandkids. Be in shape/healthy for them.
Did your wife get fat?

I lift to impregnate underage little girls.

>>76734776
Based

>>76731577
Don't listen to this >>76731704 faggot. I had my 3rd at 36 and I'm going to have another one by 42/43. If you look after yourself you'll be fine

>>76732325
I let my kid have a day off a school because it was 'stand up to racism' day today. At McDonalds he had a Happy Meal and the look of happiness in his little eyes as he took the shitty care bear toy out of the box melted my chud heart.

Little girls.

>>76728603 (OP)
I lift so I can hold women down and force my dick inside them, without their consent.
That's how babies are made.

>>76738721
This but with underage girls.

>>76730372
I used to be a lover boy. That hoe turned me to a savage

ive seen too many trannies that look like shit and i don't want to look like shit, regardless of whether or not iwnbaw or pass

>>76732325
>>76736376
>gorilla marketing on 4channel.org/fit/ of all places
holy fuck buy an ad mcdonalds

>>76739671
>marketing McDonalds on fit
Crazy? Or not, because many fatasses on this board?

I lift to have sex with little girls. Is it a good idea and will it work?

>>76731577
I had my first son at 37, and I'll have my second in a few months when I'm 39. You will need to find a younger wife though. Real advice- keep staying in shape obviously but the most important thing truly is mindset. Be a leader. Look for a woman whose main goal is to be a mother aka not a liberal slut.

I remember in infantry training we had to carry one another in full kit for like 50 yards as part of a training event and that shit nearly took me out. I never want to be that weak ever again, especially if other people are depending on me
Remember to incorporate cardio with your lifting, lads