Thread 76733639

Why are zoomers aging so poorly?

>>76733639 (OP)
Just like... all the skill issues. I'm a decade older without wrinkling yet and actually research skincare, kek.
>CAPTCHA: WAGXY

>>76733650
She looks terrible. Looks 70 at moments in the video

>>76733639 (OP)
is her butthole wrinkly?

>>76733639 (OP)
Vaccine

>>76733639 (OP)
Vaxx status?

>>76733743
Redeemed

>>76733639 (OP)
>2 more wee...
OH MY GOD! WHAT HAPPENED TO HER FACE?!? IT'S LIKE SHE HAS BECOME A WAX DOLL!!! I'VE SEEN SEX DOLLS THAT LOOK MORE ALIVE!

IF THAT IS THE VAX MY GOD! WHAT HAVE WE DONE???

>>76733639 (OP)
They cant cook and they eat like shit
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>>76733639 (OP)
She might have mild ZMPSTE24 mutation skill issues.
>t. level 999 dermatology autist

>>76733639 (OP)
Good question.

>>76734143
>level 999 dermatology autist
sounds like a light novel title

>>76733639 (OP)
>>76733650
They eat like shit, theyre afraid of sunscreens, they use so many active dermologics.

>>76733639 (OP)
zoomers are straight up decomposing

>>76733639 (OP)
They're goyslopmaxxing

>>76733639 (OP)
Stress. As a parent of one of these things, no matter what you do this generation seems hellbent on stressing out about everything.

>>76733698
Inshallah

>>76734802
College admissions, getting an internship, and getting an entry level job are more competitive than ever. Let’s not forget that society is collapsing
t. Elder zoomer

>>76734856
>College admissions, getting an internship, and getting an entry level job are more competitive than ever. Let’s not forget that society is collapsing
Literally none of that is true.
>t. Millennial that went back to school and just graduate from Uni last year
And why do you believe that? Social media. Zoomer gen creates all these self-fulfilling prophecies by circulating such bullshit online, then having such shit attitudes & outlooks. If y'all would just chill the fuck out and stop behaving like the world is going to shit, it would be reflected in your behavior, and it wouldnt.

>>76734883
>entry level job are more competitive than ever
Specifically this, no, because many of you zoomers are fucking next level retarded. The amount of you that make it to college and can't even write an essay and cite things properly is insane. It's not that it's competitive, it's that most of you are insanely unqualified.

>>76734883
>Literally none of that is true.
Delusional. Let me guess, he just needs to give a firm handshake and look right into the interviewers eyes right? Hit the bricks?

>>76733639 (OP)
non-retard skin care routine
1. wash face before sleep (any soup)
2. apply moisteriser to face (any mousteriser)
3. wash face in morning
4. wear sun cream if it's sunny

>>76734899
No chances are he's been coddled most of his life and just genuinely isn't qualified. Even schools are coddling these idiots and letting people pass & get diplomas/degrees when they have no business having them.

>>76734899
No he needs to be able to confidently and accurately answer questions & operate well under pressure.
>>76734894
>The amount of you that make it to college and can't even write an essay and cite things properly is insane.
There were people in my college classes that could barely speak/write english, barely form a coherent thought, completely incapable of writing a paper that should pass. They still graduated. Maybe I'm exaggerating but I'm relatively certain that zoomers are the most coddled & least qualified generation ever.

>>76734894
>>76734883
It’s harder than ever to get into a t20 uni or get a finance/consulting/tech entry level job

>>76734856
Look at the actual stats and you'll see that nothing changed. That's a false narrative by the Democrats

Why does he post this on multiple boards?

Most of them are Vax-Maxed and spend to much time in the sun while taking vanity pictures for social media.

>>76734944
So don't pursue a career in oversaturated markets? You're bitching about beating your head against a brick wall. Clearly a sign you were coddled and told you could do whatever you want and no one warned you that you're not just going to walk into cushy job that people have been thirsting after for decades.

1. drugs and alcohol and other bad habits
2. it's BS ragebait lies on the Internet
I'm 27 and no hint of crow's feet or chud lines yet. I only have a very basic skincare routine (moisturize, retinol, sunscreen) and I only started like 1.5 years ago lol. But I'm straight edge and have literally never been drunk or had one whiff of tobacco let alone any other drugs. Also I'm active and decently /fit/.

I suspect it's a combination of shit diet, mountains of cosmetics and "skincare" 24/7, and being on birth control since they were 12
Plus maybe the vax but it seems to be hitting the women are aging worse than men so who knows