Thread 76735434

Mires motivate us to keep going to the gym. Sharing these delightful campfire stories about people noticing our progress has been an essential part of board culture since the days of Zyzz.

>Posting your mires or congratulating your bros: Double your gains this week
>Being a bucket crab: No gains for two weeks

My gym crush told me I'm very strong...

My female workmates constantly tell me I'm very handsome...

A girl who comes to my work to test the pools water and hotels water for bacterias asked for my number and Instagram...

All in all a good week for mires.

how insecure are you faggots that you actually need to post about this on 4chan like it means anything, are you this desperate for validation?
also I was training shirtless today and a guy from a car yelled "my friend thinks you're hot" and there was a girl in the backseat covering her face like she was dying of embarrassment
yes, I am indeed secretly insecure and in need of validation constantly, why do you ask

>>76735765
Sourpuss bitch

>>76735806
yes, what's your point

my mother has asked twice now if she can take pics of my back for progress pictures

The nice mommy at work told me I looked good last month
It's only October and I've already got two complements this year :)

>>76735434 (OP)
Coworker that I occasionally run into in the gym has apparently told our boss that I'm "way stronger than him". That's my first ever mire. He definitely fizeekmogs me tho, so it kind of evens out.

>>76735434 (OP)
A fat indian chick at work wants me to coom inside of her, the guys at work calls me 'mr muscle' or 'muscles from brussels' to do the heavy lifting (as well as making fun of my thinning hair and general autism) and my gf is constantly gooning me and prodding me with her cock in bed.
>pic related
look like a white version of this dude i'm told

>>76735765
>insecure
>validation
I find that the words one chooses to use very often reflect the personality, or at least current emotional state, of the poster themselves. This leads me to conclude that maybe you yourself are projecting these emotions on to what could be described as fairly light-hearted and positive posts by other anons. Care to comment on my observation?

>>76735968
>my observation?
no such thing since he explained what you just said in his own post, it's like you didn't even care to read the entire thing, I don't blame you, but you missed out on a funny "twist"

Yo this chick I met online yesterday came to my dads farm with me and sucked my cock 10 times and sucked my balls and I fuckdd her 50 times then she said I can fuck her her sister next week lmao I showed her my penis today she said I have nick cock and big arms and she want to fuck me right now and I said I want to get my dick sucked by her and her sister and same time and I will cum on their moms face 3 times and then jerk off and when my dick is hard again I will fuck their mom in ass all night and cum in her pussy so much i will not stop cumming in her pussy

Bitter anon is a NIGGER and needs to get run over by a tractor and have the tire parked on him abdomen

>tons of people saying to cut my hair after I let it grow out for a while
Are these the so called crabs?
Want you to look worse so you don't get women.

>>76736738
Yes
>bro you should go on a bulk
>bro you should get tats
>bro you should grow a mustache

>>76736212
>racist
>writes like he's got a single digit IQ
every single time

>>76736757
>mustache
Filters many umworthy women.

>>76735434 (OP)
Got mired good this week.

>Be me. live in France - waiting for wifey outside store (worked-out that morning - tshirt is snug not tight. Guns on show)
>Pretty young thing looks me up and down as she walks past then smiles.
> She walks on then looks back to see if I' looking - I am she smiles again.
>she walks on and does it again - I smile this time

>>76735765
Its more like complements are so rare, its pointing out awesome moments in our lives.

>>76735765

OP here. To be honest bro, I rarely post my own mires anymore. Not to get weird, but I feel like my own life story is kind of “unbelievable” (from a reader’s perspective) in the sense that it has been full of serious and truly bizarre extremes. I have told bits and pieces over the years through greentext but, altogether, I feel like the whole of my own life sounds fictitious. I probably would not believe my own stories if I were reading them as greentext, so I worry that posting them would degrade the quality of these threads.

But, unlike many people, I don’t really need to post them either. I love continuing the board culture, and giving people a positive place to share their stories. I love reading other people’s mires, because they remind us of the momentary excitement that is still possible within our lives. Sharing that excitement for fitness is what keeps us going to the gym.

>>76735968
>>76736782
You didn't comment on my observations, faggot.

>>76738062
i went over this girl’s house. she was known to throw parties. there were like 20 people there and she tells me she’s coming home with me. i rejected her

another time, this girl drunk texted me saying she usually doesn’t do this but to come over and fuck her. i had already masturbated an hour before and didn’t have gas in my car so i rejected her too

i had this girl in my room walking around in just her bathing suit bottom, topless, big titties exposed and guess what i did. yes, you guessed it

>>76739575
You can just say you're too scared to have sex. We're all friends here

>>76739618
yeah i was a virgin at the time. and when i finally had it was underwhelming so i didn’t feel like i missed out

>>76735434 (OP)
started new job and not even a week passed amd everyone is calling me 'big guy'. jumpin jack flash its a gas

>>76735434 (OP)
got lean to the point my forearms are bulging. slept with a hot girl who was trying to suck my bicep vein out of my skin while i fucked her. best shit ever. fuck starting strength bloatmaxxing

>>76736020
lmfao

>>76735854
>her cock

>>76735854
is your gf fat too? what’s her race?

>>76736020
Kek, and people wonder why I keep coming back here!..

>leg day
>doing big numbers on the glute thrust
>there is this half black girl I've never seen before at the gym
>the kind with White features and light skin, and a great body
>go to water fountain
>turn around when done drinking
>she shamelessly eye fucks the shit out of me

>>76739575

Can relate lol. They still count as mires though bro.