Thread 76736810

Why can't they be cheaper bros...

it's too powerful

>>76736810 (OP)
The most Reddit beverage ever invented.

There's absolutely nothing special about it. You fell for a massive marketing campaign

>>76736810 (OP)
Is 1.19 not good enough for you?
Are you some sort of hippie?
I have to pay like 4.50 in order to crack open my monster and have my first sip of the day
starting to really consider cutting back to just two or three daily, I'm getting priced out

>>76736819
what exactly does it mean for a beverage to be Reddit? How does a reddit beverage compare to a 4chan beverage?

>>76736840
It is reddit because there is nothing special about this drink. It is literally just an extremely average energy drink. You drink it because le memes

>>76736836
Cut back to two or three a day? Nigga how much of these are you drinking. That is retarded for your health and your wallet. Just get a large tub of preworkout or drink coffee like a normal person

>>76736840
A reddit drink can be defined as a drink for fat retards. A 4chan drink is a drink for skinnyfat retards.

>>76736877
if being average makes something reddit, then aren't you reddit? also, I don't drink white monsters. I was just posting to point out how stupid you are.

>>76736810 (OP)
Imagine drinking cancer in a can

>>76736840
I don't know. I used it to emphasize how people only consume it because of propaganda.

It became trendy to pretend to be fit and addicted to white monsters

>>76736897
Cancer is a meme

>go to buy a red bull
>it's like $4.50
like man i can make a cup of coffee for 5c

>>76736925
You don't understand. Mr shekelberg says you should drink 3 cans of white monster to work hard in the gym

>>76736894
It being average is not what makes it reddit. Drinking it because of memes when it is just an average drink is reddit. You misunderstood me

>>76736810 (OP)
Logistics... you realize that drinks ingredients are worth like 3 cents, the retail price is after manufacturing, transport, tax and so on.

>>76736883
explain this then

>>76736810 (OP)
get a better job

>>76736925
but where are you sourcing your bull semen to put in your coffee?

>>76736836
>starting to really consider cutting back to just two or three daily
radioactive pissing kidney stone having greasy ass motherfucker

>>76736897
Show me specifically which ingredients in monster zero cause cancer. I'll wait.

>>76736877
>nothing special
its the best monster flavor, thats why its popular.

>>76736840
Calling things reddit is for mindbroken retards and has no real meaning. Even Jeff Nippard is doing it now, lol

>>76737036
he can't, because he's another full of shit retard

>>76736810 (OP)
In my country monster cost more than beer can because sugar tax and other shit taxes.

>>76736810 (OP)
Way too sweet. Redbull mogs

Caffeine in 2025?

>>76736810 (OP)
A lot of people don't know this, but if you're on SNAP, you can literally buy these with food stamps. And I guarantee you 85% of this board is just people who live with their parents. So guess what? You qualify. Apply for SNAP and have the government buy you monster.

>>76736836
>I have to pay like 4.50

Have you never heard of dollar stores?

>>76737699
>incoherent nonsensical post

>>76736810 (OP)
I've never had one of these in my life. What's the difference between a scoop of pre workout which cost like 20 cent?

>>76736810 (OP)
It gives me panic attacks and heart palpitations

Just buy kong strong

>>76737760
This is fizzy

>>76737785
aight I'll stick with the pre workout cheers

>>76736810 (OP)
Honestly it's too big, I tried one and could not sleep at all.
I like that redbull sells smaller cans, which is more than enough.
You will get a heart attack if you drink this shit daily.

Is $2 a lot if you live in a scandinavian country? They go for $2 at Normal.

>>76737816
>You will get a heart attack if you drink this shit daily.
this had to have been typed by someone that was homeschooled

>>76736810 (OP)
I getem 3 (16 ouncers) for $7.56 out the door.

>>76737816
>You will have a heart attack if you drink something with less caffeine than a Starbucks coffee daily

>>76738111
it's the other stuff not the caffeine

>>76736810 (OP)
It tastes like rancid fermented piss mixed with syrup and does absolutely nothing to me

People think these are bad for your heart, but the true killer with energy drinks is the kidneys

These things absolutely wreck the kidneys

>>76738141
Yeah man all those people dying from naturally occurring amino acids and b vitamins

>>76736819
I did, my life got better and my tummy hurt less and my jitters went away
why the fuck did I use energy drinks other than being memed into it
it's akin to sobering up to quit I really don't judge others some people have hard jobs, challenges I didn't. I dont need these fucking make my heart jitter and paranoid

>>76738183
>naturally occurring
i don't see cans of monster growing on trees

>>76738236
Super great that nobody said that then.

Better

Finally tried a white monster after all the endless online meme shilling and immediately dumped the entire thing into a drain after the first sip, how the fuck do any of you genuinely think it tastes good??

It tastes and feels like chemical industrial waste, absolutely horrendous. Tastes like someone dumped 250g of chinese artificial sweeteners into a window cleaner. I have no other explanation but that you're all brainwashed zoomer addicts, no way a healthy sane human being actually thinks it tastes good in any shape or form.

I wish there were more flavored monsters. I miss ultra gold

>>76738517
You ever get tired of posting this?

>>76738598
You ever get tired of shilling this absolute garbage?

>>76736810 (OP)
skill issue, i made 120k in the last 2 months
> sales

>>76738600
So no then. Weird.

>>76737753
Yeah, I try to buy them from seconds stores when I can, same as protein powder.
I find the only other time they end up cheap is in those stores that sell imported viet product that all tastes really weird. It's too cursed to do that.

>>76736810 (OP)
> rots your teeth
> hardens your arteries
> spikes blood pressure
> elevated blood pressure and abnormal electrical activity in the heart for hours afterward
> disrupts sleep
> energy drinks can disrupt normal heart function
https://www.health.harvard.edu/nutrition/are-energy-drinks-bad-for-you

I drink that trash too, but let's not pretend there is anything good about it.

>>76736819
Absolutely this.

>>76738183
There is a bunch of shit that breaks down into caffeine with a longer half-life.

>>76738600
Feels like genuine paid shilling.

>>76738827
>There is a bunch of shit that breaks down into caffeine with a longer half-life.
Firstly, no there isn't. Secondly, even if there was which there isn't, that isn't totally irrelevant to the post

>>76738827
>There is a bunch of shit that breaks down into caffeine with a longer half-life.
Firstly, no there isn't. Secondly, even if there was which there isn't, that is totally irrelevant to the post

>>76738853
first of all suck my dick second off you’re a fag lol

>>76738858
Look dude, I'm sorry you're so upset, but if you don't want people to call out you just blatantly making stuff up out of literally nowhere, then don't just blatantly make stuff up out of literally nowhere.

ALDIgods stay winning

>>76737749
I do this but I also sometimes just shoplift from walmart because my gym buddy who oversaw asset protection got laid off so I can just steal from them

skill issue

>>76736877
Na, i drink it because it tastes good (i really like sweet drinks), i self medicate with caffeine, and its low calorie. Sugar free redbull doesnt taste as good amd is mode expensive, most other brands dont have as good of flavor selection or have a weird aftertaste. Its easier to carry around than preworkout mixed with soda water. Not everyone falls for viral marketing.

>>76737749
Should I apply for SNAP, free shit sounds cool and my Dad pushes the bank buying food for me and him while I NEET. Would I be a spiritual nigger for doing this? Don't want to lose my white skin and transmogrify into a nigger

>>76738868
So many faggots get offended when you call them out on obvious bullshit lmao. It’s actually crazy how common it is. The fucking nerve of some of these people.

>>76736810 (OP)
>he looks at the price
the brokie board is 3 blocks down

>>76738847
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

source?

>>76738517
You always dump your first monster, welcome to the club sipper.

>>76741077
/his/?

>>76736810 (OP)
>vav vav vav
They knew exactly what they meant by this.

>>76736810 (OP)
I've stopped buying PRODUCTS like this almost completely as everything's become so expensive food wise. I can afford nice meat, dairy, eggs but not with all the extras any more.
I've become noticably healthier by how I feel now having cut those out, though, so if they ever want me to go back it'll be an even harder sell. Monster probably won't be able to price themselves into the shitter due to all the fanatics but I wonder how many companies will fail from this shit.
>Ahh who am I kidding?
>They'll just do a big ass corporate bailout

>>76742057
yes

>>76739970
This, a bottle is less than $10 after tax where I live. I split them in two (easy by design) so I get 200 doses of 100mg of caffeine for less than $10. ALLMAX Taurine is also inexpensive if you want the cardio and vivid dreams benefits.

>>76736810 (OP)
>£1.19
in this economy?
>>76736819
>You fell for a massive marketing campaign
and I would again

>>76736810 (OP)
This is one company I should have invested in. They were advertised about everywhere from motocross to UFC to X-Games.

>>76736810 (OP)
I was sure I got Monster or Rockstar at Winco for $0.85 or so.
I got a dozen at Kroger as they were pretty cheap and I broke even.

>>76736810 (OP)

What does it taste like? Literally never tried it.

>>76744353
Soap and the synthetic metallicy aftertaste of artificial sweeteners in diet soda (not the actual sweet part but specifically the filthy feel it leaves afterwards)
In short, it tastes like ass.
The only people who drink this are the gullible retards who listen to grifters, retards that fell for guerilla marketing and retards whose tastes are dictated solely by soicial media algorithms.

>>76736810 (OP)
>2 days and 6 hours

>>76736925
Red Bull is the worst tasting energy drink and I'm tired of retards not knowing this

>>76736819
>If you like something you have fallen to marketing and is a loser

I guarantee my guy that you fall for marketing all the time. But you're one of those bullied kids with an absent father so you developed narcissism to protect yourself from being a loser. You think you're all that when deep down you know youre a loser

>>76744549
Nta but you sound like a narsissist

>>76743431
same thing happened to me. it's like they did me a favor.

I had exactly one of this in my entire life , thought it would different taste... Jesus Christ , its taste like any other energy drink but BIGGER! what the... disappointed.

>>76738532
It bothers me that i could instantly recognize this as forges artwork

>>76744549
Not really
My father is still around

>>76736810 (OP)
I paid 9.50 for three of those last night it’s so fucking pricey.

>>76738517
>how the fuck do any of you genuinely think it tastes good??
They don't. But Monster has a very efficient marketing campaign so everyone pretends to like it

>>76737208
False. The peach one is the best.

>>76737208
It's popular because of massive shilling campaigns

>>76736810 (OP)
>Energy drinks

Pure slop, not even once

>>76744543
Agree most of the time sometimes the zero sugar one hits thoughbeitever.

>>76747683
It makes me happy that I have no idea who that is.

>>76736810 (OP)
>the owner of the brand is jewish

>>76738147
yeah I have no idea how people stomach this stuff, it's fucking vile

>>76748301
What's it like to look at a can of soda and immediately think about Jews? Seems like a really odd reality.

For me it's Nos... or is it Son?

>>76736810 (OP)
Why not just coffee and milk without sugar? Or lift some weights and you get to drink some juice and it all goes to your muscles.

>>76748457
Why don't you live in a cave

had the white monster the first time in 2 years after having switched to coffee. it tastes like battery acid mixed with jeet sweat. how did i ever like this.

>>76748555
How do you know what an Indian person's sweat tastes like?

>>76739970
Honestly this is what I do too. It just doesn't hit the same but it works for what it is and if I need more I just take preworkout. My biggest issue is that I enjoy the way energy drinks taste. There isn't a fizzy drink that has the same mind of tart and sweet flavor that I'm aware of. I only curb that craving with sparkling water.

>>76747714
okay but they're my one vice. Everyone is allowed one vice in life. I don't drink, smoke, cuss, fight or whore around. But sometimes I just need that sweet hit that comes from cracking open a can of a crisp refreshing energy drink

>>76736810 (OP)
There's a shortage over here in Montreal.

I work at Costco. Noticed we stopped selling the jumbo palettes of 30 cans of the white monster.

Then I went to Maxi. They also stopped selling both the 12 pack and the 4 pack of white monster.

Then I went to Couche Tard (a French gas station brand in Canada, it means "up late / sleep late" in English), and EVEN THEY were sold out.

You can only buy them in individual cans now, and that's like 4$ per can.

In packs, they were 1.50-2$.

This is ridiculous. What the fuck happened.

>>76750485
I went to couch tard and they said you were a regular there

>>76738161
>zero sugar energy drinks wreck the kidneys
kek, nice american education

Bang Purple Haze is one of my few pleasures in life. Surprisingly not black

>>76737753
>yellow rehab still in burgerland but not in yurop
enjoy it while you can bros, good things do not last

ive switched from sips to cold brew coffee. i buy it by the jug so it's virtually as easy to consume as just cracking an energy drink. eventually ill make my own but i think if i make my caffeine intake require effort ill fall right back into just buying energy drinks.

but, when i was sipping, it was redbull zero. replaced white monster handily imo

>>76739970
based and caffeine pill pilled

>>76751665
now that you mention it... why it has become so rare to find?
there's only a tiny shop in my town where they sell it...
no supermarket has it anymore...

>>76737036
Sucralose and whatever other shit it has. Destroys gut DNA.

>>76752187
Does it though

>>76736840
What's 4Chan's oficial drink? Or do we have one for each board? What's /fit/ official drink?

>>76750485
I bet the woman that drew that comic is fat and ugly.

>>76751670
i tried cold brew coffee.. eventually started making my own with the most expensive coffee beans i can find, single origin/estate kona etc, but it feels miserable compared to preworkout boosters with pumping ingredients.

>>76736810 (OP)
>*mogs you into oblivion*

>>76753575
Too sweet

Monster is overpriced, but I like the taste.

It is just 150mg of caffeine + 2 grams of taurine I think. The ginseng extract, l-carnitine and inositol are WAY underdosed to be meaningful in anyway.

Your basically popping a caffeine pill with a small scoop of taurine. Monster is just for taste. I really like the Rio one.

>>76736810 (OP)
Caffeine is such a shit tier drug but it's been grandfathered in unfortunately, like alcohol and nicotine.

>>76753959
tell me a good alternative mein neger

>>76748563
Probably similar to the smell I'd imagine.

>>76753964
Amphetamine hydrochloride.

>>76736810 (OP)
>Lidl do their own energy drink
>Same taste, same formula since the early 2000s
>Has a fucking monkey on the can
>1/3 the price of monster
>Tastes better

Get a clue

>>76736819
Retarded take, bet you drink water lmao

>>76736925
you're just paying for the brand. the cheap knock offs are basically the same. not like other products where the cheap shit is actually cheap shit in comparison to the real thing

>>76753964
Coffee

>>76736810 (OP)
It's not a beverage it's an accessory and you're a brand whore.

>>76752665
Its undoubtedly white monster. That's why its such a prevalent meme. It started off as "sips" some years ago. I never understood why.

>>76754058
Never seen it desu

>>76752665
Water that faggot has been at it longer than monster's shills.

>>76753575
>*sip* AHHH after my morning BLACK RIFLE COFFEE i like to gulp down my REIGN TOTAL BODY FUEL white gummy BEAR FLAVOR to FUEL my SYSTEM for the daily GRIND

>>76736819
You're correct but people on this board will ardently defend it to the point am convinced this is one huge shill campaign that has been going on for years.I drink one maybe once a week and it never wakes me up,I can easily go to sleep after.Not to mention that white is the absolute worst taste by far,it tastes like zero sugar Sprite

>>76736819
truther

>monster
>when redbull is much cheaper and has the better driver

>>76736810 (OP)
>he buys full price instead of waiting for a sale
I got a case of 12 for $9 last time

>>76738827
Did you even read the link you posted?
>drinking energy drinks and alcohol is bad
yeah no shit

>>76751401
Purple is for Whites

>>76754001
>energy drink flavour

>>76752187
Thats a jewish lie

>>76754058
Post a pic please, the nearest Lidl is 30 minutes away and I'm not going there on a whim.

88ct in Rewe or Edeka in Germany desu

A Schnapper as one may say

>>76756084
Basead AMX, the best racist alive.

>>76756308
Only 10 calories?

>>76756680
No its 600 but it says 10 to deliberately lie to you

>>76756813
>deliberately lie to you
Can it really do that?

>>76737809
>>76737785
Heartwarming exchange

>>76736810 (OP)
Goyslop

Redditors will say they drink it for the taste, but it tastes weird, like a bunch of chemicals.
If I wanted sugar and caffeine, I'd mix those two with water.

>>76747689
Prove it, post a time stamped photo of you and your father having fun together so I can download it and Photoshop my face over yours so I can pretend like he's my dad and he's having fun with me and he didn't leave to go buy cigarettes 20 years ago.

>>76736810 (OP)
this flavor is still unparalleled by any other monster flavor.
i live in scandinavia, u can get a 24-pack for just $40 year round

>>76748555
covid could be a factor here, or maybe if you've just gone a long time without aspartame in general that foul aftertaste is back for u

>>76758800
There's no aspartame in Monster.

>>76736819
/thread

Ghost mogs so hard

>>76744549
>White Monster Energy Beverage SLAMMED in /fit/ post

>Cringe Redditlards FIRE BACK

More at 10:00

>>76736840
Reddit is when a thing is popular
The more popular a thing, the more Redditer it is
People on this board would take a hearty chug of hot diarrhea and call it delicious if a Redditor told them it was gross

>>76736810 (OP)
You can get a 12 pack at Walmart for $21. How many are you drinking a week?

>>76755619
Yes I'm not sure about 4chan but I'm certain Monster bought quite a lot bots on social media

>>76736810 (OP)
idk in USA but here in Mexico you can buy other brands that taste as even better at half the price