Thread 76737062

I need help bros... I've noticed I get tons of mires and stares when I wear black slim fit clothing, or slim fit long sleeves.

For my homies with good fashion, any idea what style of clothes I should be aiming for, if I have a large chest , big traps, decent shoulders, and skinny arms??? I've noticed baggy polyester shirts just make me look like I have tits and no arms.

Lose some weight and start estrogen cycle while doing squats.
Thank me when you are rich from the amount of sex offers you will get.

>>76737062 (OP)
hey OP here, I'm trans btw if that matters

>>76737062 (OP)
That's not gyno. That's just bitchtits. Stop drinking beer.

>>76737073
Thanks this is exactly what I needed

>>76737073
Follow this to look like a Deano from northern England in 2018

If this is still you then just lose fat and lift weights

>>76737108
What do deanos look like in 2025?

>>76737127
Guarantee OP stole this pic because he looks exactly the same but is too timid to put a photo of himself on thr interwebs.

>>76737062 (OP)
Nigger you’re obese, there’s no looking good for you.

>>76737108
>be Deano
>have steady job and income
>have missus
>have house
>have car
>have plenty of mates
>watch footy and / or have a few cheeky pints
Deano has a better life than you fags.

You will make all clothing styles look bad. However, you can loose all this fat in like 3-6 months of remotely consistent effort. Eat better, move your body and sleep enough...cut out alcohol. Then just dress like an adult man, stay clean, care for your hair and you'll discover that some woman who you not only don't find unattractive, but also find attractive is giving you the time of day. Then if you find yourself marrying her you'll either discover that she makes you happier than you ever thought possible or you'll find the act of thinking comparable to pushing a bolder up a hill, every thought is painful work. That's women in a nutshell, fren.

>>76737062 (OP)
Plump and juicy

suddenly feel better about my own tits

>>76737155
Point still stands. He just needs to lose fat, put on some muscle. That's it.

>>76737062 (OP)
i had tits like this and i had gyno surgery, 10/10 would recommend, u need that asap - ppl dont care THAT much if u r fat but if u have tits they think u r subhuman

>>76737062 (OP)
Mild? My brother in christ that is fire sauce.

>>76737062 (OP)
is this allowed on a blue board?

>>76737062 (OP)
Find a doctor man>>76737073

>>76737073
>Sexcore
Forgot to specify that you only get fucked by men

>>76737065
>tons of mires
lol

>>76737062 (OP)
Get the tees I got. Tru Fit Classic from Amazon.
>picrel explains it all

>>76737073
Bro those jeans look awful. I notice alot of roiders will wear super tight jeans and chelsea boots. It looks goofy

>>76737062 (OP)
>>76737065
This is at least like "moderate" gyno at best if not "moderate-severe." I had mild that was actually mild enough for a few months of A.I.s to take care of, but this tier might legit need surgery.

>>76737062 (OP)
Photoshop?

kekke thread

>>76739310
You look 10 with that. The sleeves are so fucking ugly bro. Please stop wearing that.

>>76739310
>cargo shorts pressed at Chinaman's laundry.
>tryhard bicep development

m'Guy that is 90s look and your tshirt sucks. get some casual dress shorts maybe a dark nvy and a tan. Long sleeve fitted shirt, untucked and roll the sleeves. Watch. Shoes: Sperry canvas shoe. Trim beard to long scruff or even clean shave. Very very sparse good cologne. Why is there a creepy doll in your home?

>>76739571
Its Halloween; I havent put him in the window yet, which I will. With a knife in his hand.
Thanks for the bicep comment, Im getting lots of comments as of recent...look good, feel good!

>>76739484
how drunk is this guy that he can't at least turn on his side or lean forward so he is puking on the floor instead of all over himself

I had hangers like these at 5’10 58kg. That’s gyno brother

>>76737062 (OP)
let me cop a feel bro lemme suck on em

>>76739310
holy fuck imagine being proud of dressing yourself like a big boy when you look like that
If you’re not trolling I am seriously jealous of your delusion, because if I could be happy with so little/such shit taste I don’t think anything else in this world could possibly bother me.
I swear some days I consider giving myself a TBI just to knock off 10-20 iq points because people that are so dumb you have to guess if they’re brain damaged or not seem genuinely happy.

>>76739310
swap the glowie cargo shorts for preppy khaki shorts
change the nig jordans to air maxes, new balances or asics or wear gucci loafers with no show socks
get a rolex watch or patek watch

>>76737062 (OP)
ngl, those would look pretty good on a petite girl.

>>76737073
>the jeans on the right
might as well suck dick while you're at it.

>>76739738
the tits?

>>76737127
>check the reddit link
>there's a NSFW filter
dem tits

>>76737062 (OP)
>>76737127
Is gyno operation super expensive in the US or something?
Why else would you keep these massive moobs?

>>76739855
starts at 15k from anyone near reputable

>>76739571
>>76739613
Amazon shirt person, I think you're replying to a homosexual. Read his post, carefully. I wonder if he's closeted.

>>76739726
You seem really upset about someone else gettin' fit and massed and being comfortable with themselves. Hope you find that too someday. Thanks for sharing your opinion!
>>76739734
I usually wear pants and boots. These Jordans I put on today Ive actually had for like 6 years and worn like 7 times.
>>76739898
Yeah, kinda comes off like that huh? He certainly seems to like critiquing men...

>>76739954
>I usually wear pants and boots. These Jordans I put on today Ive actually had for like 6 years and worn like 7 times.
all those cargo pants with tactical pockets make you look like a glowie and/or a construction worker

>>76739954
wear some gucci loafers
at least you are fit, better than op

>>76739874
holy tit-flation batman, wasn't this shit only like 5k a decade ago!?
>t. just eats a little DIM to balance out the occasional block of T-0-F-U

>>76737062 (OP)
That's actually impressive.
I kind of wish both genders had boobs so everyone could have them without anyone being judged for it.

>>76740029
>According to the American Society of Plastic Surgeons, the average cost of gynecomastia surgery in the United States is around $5,587. However, this is just an average, and the actual cost can range from $3,000 to $12,000 or more.

>>76737062 (OP)
Nice tits, bruh

>>76739954
Oh my god he’s not joking ahahah

>>76739571
>casual dress shorts
Adult men should not wear shorts unless playing a sport.

>>76739954
What the fuck are you doing?

>>76740666
brutal trips
Also seriously those fucking sleeves are bad enough, anon’s like 40 and trying to emulate zoomer fashion
ngmi

>>76740666
This is what Im doin'...

>>76737073
About 8 to 10 years late with this one bud

>>76740029
The indian "surgeons" are still 5k or less stateside but they often leave bad scarring, collapsed nips and fail to properly reduce excess skin.

>>76737062 (OP)
Girdle for the love handles
Sports bra maybe, to flatten them

Undershirt and reg shirt to cover sports bra and girdle

Not sarcasm, give it a try. Either will work or look terrible, but you won't know until you try.

>>76739310
lmao nice lifts

>>76737062 (OP)
V suckable
You have to get to 10% bodyfat, then back to 20% and then back down and up and down probably 5 times to get the body you want

>>76737073
This is how indians dress lmao

Hi-ho, hi-ho, off to work I go.

>>76737142
>how to dress like a rich jew