Thread 76737680

Zoomers and zoomettes are balding becuase they are druggies with hormone imbalances; they masturbate all the time and stay up throughout nights, don't get enough sunlight, or eat properly and then wonder why their hairline is receding or why they are so stressed and miserable.

This is my thesis to explain what erosion through going outside in the cold without hats, elevated testosterone, genetics, and other mechanisms cannot explain.

I masturbate all day, don't get sunshine, eat trash and my hair is fine.

How does this fit in your thesis?

>>76737690
How old are you and what is your hairline?

>>76737691
34 and Norwood 0

It's literally genetics.
You know how schizos claim that vaccines are literally satanic? No shit it is satanic to let defective babies survive past infancy.
>so, we saved a bunch of people who would've died before they could say "mommy"
>that's a good thing, right?
>... right?

>>76737708
genetic luck
thank god and your parents right now

>>76737691
I also masturbate quite frequently (…more than I wish..), and I don’t have issues with my hair at 46yo.

>inb4 pathetic old man
Sorry, I’m lonely and ugly as shit (but jacked).

>>76737734
What were your 20s like

>>76737680 (OP)
It's genetics and if anyone thinks otherwise go compare British people to Africa

>>76737767
Not him, but your question is so retarded.
Your lifestyle regarding hormones only matters during teenage years, so loosely 10-20 years old, before that it's implied that you had a childhood, and after that it doesn't matter because your body is decomposing.

>>76737715
Do you think Jesus was a eugenicist?

>>76737817
If we suspend disbelief for a moment and treat Bible literally as nothing but the truth, there's nothing more eugenic than choosing one guy to save small group of people while the rest effectively get tortured to death.

>raised on baby formula instead of breast milk as an infant (even if on breastmilk, the mother is most likely eating goyslop)
>fed porridges and vegetable purées as a small child
>ate junk food slop laced with sneed oils as a kid (TV dinners, chips, sodas,
>start vaping/smoking/drinking alcohol as a teenager
>all while barely getting any exercise due to being stick to the phone/PC and getting everywhere by car/bus and not getting any sunlight
>"Yeah dude, I didn't get lucky with my genetics"

It's an open and shut case pretty much.

>>76737680 (OP)

Balding is 100% genetic, I rarely saw sunlight for years and ate like shit but still have my hair (with fin),

>>76737680 (OP)
It's primarily follicular DHT sensitivity, men have always lost hair this early. I'm sure those other factors accelerate it, but the underlying mechanism has always been the same.
LDL also definitively causes atherosclerosis, always has, always will.

It's not as bad as people think, i'm nicholson moding at age 24 and most people don't give a shit, just have to contend with wearing "age appropriate" attire.

>>76737715
i balded at 18 and then my brothers and cousins received the same fate because of my grandpa being a bald fuck

>>76737680 (OP)
It's actually all the caffeine

>>76737680 (OP)
Wrong, humans have always been going bald. No one is more miserable than millennials tho they'll be 50 soon still serving their boomer and working for their gen x masters pensions while bleeding money to pay zoomgod NEETbux and tuitions while kvetching about all 3 of these which dont care enough to dwell around leddit or 4troon or whatever soillennial manchild crybaby website you guys frequent

>>76738192
calm down, zillenial

The only reason zoomettes are balding is because i oblige to their hair pulling requests and like the 5pl8 deadlifter i am i end up yanking too hard and damaging their scalp

>>76737680 (OP)
Is there any real evidence of zoomers balding more/sooner than past generations? Because if it's just a matter of "look at all these bald zoomers" or "look at all these zoomies crying online about norwooding" then that could easily just be chalked up the role of social media in modern life. Nowadays, everyone puts their entire life on display 24/7 for social media. Back in the day, you only saw the cream of the crop of celebrities in media, and photos of normal people were only for special occasions where they made sure to look their nicest. And because social media has become so pervasive, it has also lead to people freaking out about looks and how standards have skyrocketed, leading to all the looksmaxing stuff in general.

So no, I don't think balding has increased whatsoever. I just think it's on people's minds more because our photos are plastered over social media

>>76738241
not really, they just look older. even the women. i look at them and wonder what’s the fascination with men lusting after 18 year old girls when they look like they’re in their twenties anyway

>>76738250
To what extent they "look older" is probably just due to putting on too much makeup. We associate heavier makeup use (as well as plastic surgery, lip fillers, etc) with middle-aged women because older women use more to cover up. So when a young girl applies it in a similar manner, she ends up looking older as a result. This is no different than when people look back at highschool yearbooks from decades ago and think everyone looks so old, and it's just because we associate how they looked/dressed/styled with old people, because those are young photos of today's old people.

Even the most degenerate druggie alcohol party girl is still going not going to show heavy signs of physiological aging. Those bad habits still take some time to catch up with them. To the extend that you think 18yos look older, it's just social expectations based on how they're dressing and doing makeup and getting unnecessary surgeries.

>>76738264
yeah, they try too hard to look “grown” i just don’t see the appeal from a man’s perspective

>>76738270
Yeah, it's crazy. They go through so much effort just to end up looking worse than had they not done anything. But women are social creatures easily influenced by what those around them are doing. Plenty of other examples of this. Girls plucking out their eyebrows just to paint them back on with markers. Ugly bolt-on plastic tits over small perky natural ones. Plastic surgery to look bogged. Balloon lip fillers that make them look like they just had an allergic reaction. So many things they do to try to look good just to end up looking worse.

>>76738241
People are more inclined to show their faces online so bitter old manchildren have their fair share of ammunition to cope with growing old and still looking immature

OP here, this is me btw

>>76738295
Sydney Sweetey

>>76738331
you have to be 18 to post here. You're too youthful to be authorized.

>>76738362
She’s young but her titties are hanging by a thread. Explain?

>>76738096
>raised on baby formula instead of breast milk as an infant (even if on breastmilk)
I feel like my immune system being shite is partly to blame on this, drank basedmilk until like 5 years old coupled with yogurts until therapy fixed my eating. Became obsessed with breasts until my girlfriend liberated me with hers. Zoomers are missing out big time at the earliest stages of their life.