Thread 76740431

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Anonymous 10/19/2025, 3:57:31 AM No.76740431 [Report] >>76740437 >>76740445 >>76740448 >>76740546 >>76740566 >>76740671 >>76741549 >>76742863

Behold

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I am the Gym Genie and I will grant you one wish.
With that being said, I can determine if your wish is not fitness adjacent and deny said wish...
I AM THE GYM GENIE ASK YOUR WISHES UPON ME!!!

Anonymous 10/19/2025, 3:59:21 AM No.76740437 [Report] >>76740441

>>76740431 (OP)
I wish that I authentically WANTED to exercise.

Anonymous 10/19/2025, 4:00:55 AM No.76740441 [Report]

>>76740437
Wish declined. Sorry baby boy but bitches be bitches.
t.GymGenie

Anonymous 10/19/2025, 4:04:12 AM No.76740444 [Report]

The Gym Genie knows all.

Anonymous 10/19/2025, 4:04:19 AM No.76740445 [Report] >>76740457

>>76740431 (OP)
I wish that chicken thighs had macros equal to chicken breasts so that I can enjoy skin and bone with my meat and still hit my nutrition goals

Anonymous 10/19/2025, 4:05:42 AM No.76740448 [Report] >>76740457

>>76740431 (OP)
i wish that my strength wouldn't dip so bad during a cut

Anonymous 10/19/2025, 4:09:42 AM No.76740457 [Report] >>76740471

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>>76740445
Wtf are macros? Stop being gay and do cardio to burn fat. I drink beer and go on morning jogs because I am not a faggot pussy.
>>76740448
You are a faggot pussy because you think that bulking and cutting is a real thing. What are you... trying to pose for American Eagle at the mall? Eat and drink what you want and run.
>oh but muh knees hurt
>i hate running

I bet you have a small cock too pussy. Cardio is for the men that will procreate in 2025. So speaks the Gym Genie!!!

Anonymous 10/19/2025, 4:14:25 AM No.76740471 [Report] >>76740483

>>76740457
there was this asian businessman that lost $350 million to gambling at caesar’s palace in Vegas and they said he accounted for 5.6% of their revenue. do you think they comped him for the best suites at the casino since he was losing so much money to them in an attempt to make him stay longer there and give them more money?

Anonymous 10/19/2025, 4:17:17 AM No.76740482 [Report] >>76740486

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i wish OP would kill himself

Anonymous 10/19/2025, 4:17:21 AM No.76740483 [Report] >>76740520

>>76740471
Not fitness related. Also get a life?

Anonymous 10/19/2025, 4:18:21 AM No.76740486 [Report]

>>76740482
Not a chance faggot. Also Samurai Jack killed that faggot so gape your butthole for Tyrone pls.

Anonymous 10/19/2025, 4:28:23 AM No.76740513 [Report]

I wish for a blessed turkey sub for my post workout meal, and let it be not dry inshallah.

Anonymous 10/19/2025, 4:32:32 AM No.76740520 [Report] >>76740532

>>76740483
this is why you don’t get pussy nor have friends. just a nasty attitude. you’re up on a saturday night roleplaying as a genie

Anonymous 10/19/2025, 4:35:46 AM No.76740532 [Report] >>76740555

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>>76740520
KEK they stopped replying

Anonymous 10/19/2025, 4:40:13 AM No.76740546 [Report]

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>>76740431 (OP)
I want to learn about a muscle-building supplement that actually works and isn't in all the freakin' grocery stores and pharmacies already.

Anonymous 10/19/2025, 4:44:10 AM No.76740555 [Report] >>76740600

>>76740532
Post body pussy. You are fat.

Anonymous 10/19/2025, 4:47:13 AM No.76740566 [Report]

>>76740431 (OP)
I wish I can get bigger everywhere ;)

Anonymous 10/19/2025, 4:51:35 AM No.76740579 [Report] >>76740607

I wish to be strong enough to bench 3pl8

Anonymous 10/19/2025, 4:58:17 AM No.76740600 [Report] >>76740607

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>>76740555
I'm not fat, and your attitude is shit.

Anonymous 10/19/2025, 5:00:48 AM No.76740607 [Report]

>>76740600
I am genuinely sorry dude. I think you look good. Nice abs btw!
>>76740579
Done wish granted just get a hold of some cheq drops and you will be gtg!!!

Anonymous 10/19/2025, 5:31:05 AM No.76740671 [Report] >>76740684

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>>76740431 (OP)
Please, all mighty gym genie, blast my lovehandles out of this universe. They are the only thing fucking my shit up, people are telling me im too skinny already, im gymmaxxing all i can, yet, these motherfuckers refuse to leave or elaborate

Anonymous 10/19/2025, 5:36:39 AM No.76740684 [Report] >>76742766

>>76740671
I am the gym genie. Quit being a bitch and do cardio. Fuck you can even eat Burger king if you want fatty just do cardio everyday. At least 1 hour. Drink water pussy. Fuck off with your bitch complaints.