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>>76745521 (OP)
Probably just my schizophrenia but i think a girl has been looking at me in the gym today. And she has been copying my every exercise so i don't know what to think.

>>76745521 (OP)
i hope she has a clever butthole tattoo
like if she had anal whore and the o in whore was her butthole
or if it was a sarlacc. that'd be the only way i'd pull a boba fett

>>76745556
Don’t talk about Sydney Cassidy, my wife, like that

>>76745545
Have a staring competition to assert dominance

in 5-10 years some retard is unironically going to wife up this girl and try to have her shit out a test tube baby

>>76745608
I am afraid to look at women.

>>76745521 (OP)
>be me
>in human physiology lab at Uni
>assignment is about muscles so we have to attach electrodes to ourselves
>female classmate is getting them on my triceps because I can't see
>she gasps and says "so big!"
Felt good bros. Dips are king.

>>76745521 (OP)
shalom goes deep in this one.

>>76745521 (OP)
Is she Jewish?!?

A petite qt zoomette on a treadmill lifted up her long t shirt to her waistline and held her hands on her hips, briefly exposing her ass in tights to me, the only guy on any cardio machine anywhere behind her at the time. Now this might not seem meaningful until you really think about it logically - imagine you're on a treadmill - ok maybe you put your hands on your hips because you feel like it, but what possible reason could you have to lift up your shirt partially? Women know exactly what they are doing whenever they do these things.

Everyone in my gym keeps praising my cut and how lean I am. Nuff said.

>>76745712
You have to train it, it's hard at first but then its fun to see them look away first. Also they think to themselves that you're a bitch nigger if you look away first

I was told I have a "sleeper build". Is that a good or bad thing?

>>76745615
Anon... I... Is she going to give you strong children?

>>76745629
Why test tube

>>76746165
sleeper build = DYEL

>>76746162
Anon, i am an incredibly ugly 37 years old kissless virgin, it was over for me many many years ago.

>>76746180
Rip

>>76746165
>sleeper build
>lift
>look like you don't even lift
>is this a bad thing?

>>76746220
Wouldn't it be the opposite? I don't understand the crabs in a bucket mentality this board has.

>>76745809
>>76745811
No she's fakin English

>>76746048
Yeah they do know. Did she see you before she did it? If so, clearly she's in heat and needs to be bred

>>76745521 (OP)
Cluster b: none for me.
Enjoy your bpd nightmare.

>>76746069
I'm trying to cut but i'm clearly addicted to sugar and it fucking sucks

>>76746190
You've got nothing to lose, next time she looks, hold eye contact and approach

>>76746241
>>76746165
A sleeper car is a basic bitch looking car that has been modified, for example engine swapped with better suspension and brakes, to be an absolute beast when you press the gas pedal. Unassuming but will gap any other car.
The most charitable take on you being told that you have a sleeper build is that you're very strong but also a fat cunt so no one really notices your muscles.
TL;DR don't be a powersharter if you want mires

>>76746273
If you're young and the sex is good it's worth it. Also she has the stamina to run marathons so she fucks like a F-15EX Strike Eagle

>>76746267
>(((english)))
Sure she is.

>>76746351
She's just my slothwife

>>76746291
Could also be he doesn't look buff until he takes his shirt off. He's ripped but not huge.

>>76745545
That's you in the mirror

>>76746272
Yes she was 100% aware of my presence. Before this I had walked past and seemed to notice her noticing me, which was then compounded by her body language once I got on a machine behind her (twirling her hair etc), then when she presented her ass to me I had to slow way down to not cum from the friction on my involuntary boner, and try to make it go away. On top of all this, I incidentally walked right by her again later and she looked directly at me. I should have smiled or said hi - which is why I'm posting in a mire thread instead of getting laid - but at least I didn't break eye contact.
It's ironic the gym is the one place I won't chat up girls because I have too good of a thing going there and refuse to take even the slightest chance of being seen as a "creep" there, but I get mires almost daily at the gym. Friends have actually told me they're impressed with my not having an issue approaching women with or without alcohol. Oh well, WAGMI

>>76746540
Yeah ask her out, no one's gonna think you're a creep

>>76746554
If only you got trips, I would have no choice. Jk I'll talk to her next time

>>76746190
rare kekke confession

>>76746632
Good

A few recently

Doing self-defence training for new job on hospital. Trainer looks at me "This probably a waste of time for you as they'll take one look at you and say that they're going to behave when the brick shit house is working"

Girl on training was touching my triceps and shoulders every time she passed me then asked who I lived with

Random girl in gym came up to me and asked me how to set up the hip thrust platform on the frame directly behind me doing stiff leg DL

Girl giving me eyes across gym, mildly chub but huge tits and doing hip thrusts with 120kg. Follows me to water station and then turns and walks straight into me (cue girlish giggle)

Chatting to a gym bro who is in pretty often with me about forearm training and he says "but you don't need to train them because yours are ridiculous"


And my father in law who I hadn't seen in a year or so grabbed my delt and then privately asked mrs if I was on gear (i am natty)

>Feelsgoodman

>>76746679
Damn, bro is training to beat up cancer patients in a hospital. And he's a chad too.

>>76746693
Close, mental hospital

>>76746695
Have you managed to get a good relationship then since you have lots of oppertunities? And are now working on a family?

>>76746702
Relationship is terrible hence why I am at gym 4.5x a week.

But she cooks and cleans and turns a blind eye to me cheating

>>76745521 (OP)
Just a few:
> A girl at Popeyes pointed out that she gave me an extra sauce packet
She clearly wants to bear at least 10 of my offspring
> People at the gym stare when I do 10x45 weighted pullups and when I lat pullover the whole stack
I'm not even where I want to be yet but just being where I'm at I realized how easily people are impressed.

>>76746679
>then asked who I lived with
bro she's a glowie

>>76746717
Get one that you don't want to cheat on then, it's not like you have no options

>>76746779
Was she breedable?

>Old friend hits me up on social media after a long time only talking through text
>dude was always yoked, big crossfit guy, always straining the shoulder seams on his dress shirts
>he's gotten even bigger
>we chat a bit, plan a call to catch up on life and talk work (we're in similar fields)
>tells me I got jacked

Here's to the bros

>>76745556
this you?
>>76742916

if so, stop being a coomer you fucking faggot

It's like all women are into me but the ones sub half my age (The ones I'm into) don't want to deal with the stigma. Need time travel to 1720 or "bpd" girl who doesn't give a shit.

>>76745615
Oh, my.
How tall is she?

A good friend of mine was organizing a threesome with a date of his, and apparently I was the only person she gave the thumbs up to. Not sure why I was even fielded since, you know, I don't particularly want to sex my friend, but this has gotta count for something.
>that's not a mire
anon, I'm starved for attention over here. I take whatever I can get (I am yet to have sex with a woman)
>>76745545
Start doing something like Zerchers. If she does too, she's either copying your workout in hopes of you noticing her or she's just a real one who likes Zerchers. Both are positives

>>76746693
Holy shit, she's ugly.

>>76747021
Embrace the butterface, anon. Farm her for XP and move on to the next zone once you've leveled up as far as she can take you.

>>76746954
Jailbait mires

>>76746267
Yeah fuck off mate

>>76747021
U fukin wot m8?

>>76746693
These black catalogue tattoos are so trashy looking theres never any thought behind them just fucking throw them on. No positioning thought of not even subtle just a black spider randomly on your bicep next to a crescent moon fucking hate it

a really hot girl liked/msg'd me first on a dating app but then ghosted me a month later

>go to sports nutrition store every 2 weeks
>checking out
>cashier pauses
>have you lost weight man?
>yea I've been cutting for 19 months
>man. it shows.

>>76745521 (OP)
>some weeks ago
>decide to trash the gay preworkout and get citruline
>lifts go up
>permapumped
>had lost a bunch of weight so way better body shape
>take pics of triceps and back
>gymbro friends say holy shit
>already was known as the fit strong guy at workplace
>now i catch female coworkers staring into my soul every time they think im not watching them
>they get so absorpted they take like 3 secs to react and look away
Im getting lasik, another tattoo and 2 months off work to train, eat and sleep way better and way harder to make the final improvement come true.
>inb4 looking are not mires
They were very vocal about my improvements when i was a fat piece of shit and i lost some weight, but past the point where you start becoming slightly attractive, women recoil and they either go full crab or they get scared about being seen as thirsty creeps, from there, vocal mires are less usual and subtle mires become way more frequent and agressive. Some bitches will plain out treat you as trash because they think good looking=bad person. I unironically fucked the most and i had the most gfs when i was a sickly fat fuck, but i didnt get as much everyday attention.

>>76745615
The last thing i gotta accomplish in my sexual checklist is fucking a midget. When i do that, i can die in peace.

>>76745521 (OP)
>Helping out an older Arabic man at the bank with a tedious transaction
>tells me that I'm handsome and asks how many girlfriends I have

>wear my new sweater to the bank one day
>think nothing of it
>other women at the bank come up and say "let's see it"
>notice I was getting a lot of looks

>>76746693
What a fucking ms potato looking mf. Models used to be hot.

>>76747276
>after 1 month
Nigga, after exchanging 4 messages each, just hit them with a coffee date, if she says no, tell her to fuck off and go fot the next one. It doesnt really matter one woman or the another, they are all retarded and bland, all the same

>>76745521 (OP)
Wore one of my custom suits to church for the first time in a while and the prettiest lady there said, "you look very sharp". She's never said more than a couple words to me before. I have arrived.

>>76745521 (OP)
I’ve been focusing a lot on my biceps & triceps lately and today a cute coworker said “you’ve been looking really good lately” when we were alone in the conference room before the rest of our team joined us. She also pulled the chair next to her out when I went to sit down (I usually sit there though). A little while back she complimented my beard that I recently started growing out and made it clear she really liked it. That’s basically a sign to go for it, right?

>>76747356
What's the first thing on your checklist you're going to do?

>>76747377
>not going on a racist tirade at having to communicate with a non white
you HAVE to go back.

>>76747560
I do that regularly already. Sometimes the nons are alright, but they still have to go home

>>76747552
Nigga, do u even

>>76747656
I couldn't not. It was just sitting there, all teed up.

>>76745715
Impressive... Very nice. So sad I can't do a dip.

>>76746981
5’11”

>visit grandpa in care home
>80 year old woman with dementia calls me handsome and hits on me

first mire in 10 years

>>76747108
>Jailbait mires
Those too. All walks of life.

>>76745521 (OP)
Thank the Lord women show their crazy with all these tats so I can avoid them.

> 28 yo
> Worst times of my life going on right now including:
> Gf soon to be wife left me
> Tens of thousands of euros down the drain because of stuff I couldnt prevent in any way
> Had to take lots of unpaid leave from work so even more money down the toilet
> Basically scammed by guy renowating my apartment
> Got psoriasis
> Dad apparently has some health problems that make him unbearably umpleasant to be around
> Mom is annoying as fuck for the same reason
> Started hating my dream job that i spent absurdly many hours chasing
> Article that was supposed to be released on a scientific journal down the toilet because of the work problems
> Car, phone, TV, bed, my good boots and pc monitor broke basically in period of one month
> Worried about my brothers mental health that has been a problem for years
> And much more

> Last weekend chat this one girl online that lives near me
> Basically ask her if she wants to fuck, surprisingly yes
> Exchange pics, shes basically one of the sexiest girl I have ever seen in real life
> Tells me I look really good too
> Ever since she saw my pics shes has acted extra sweet
> Going to meet face to face in coming days
> Feel alive and happy for first time on ages

Its amazing what attractive girl miring your pic can do. On the pic she liked I was only weating boxers too. Im just so happy again. Fuck bros, maybe life is worth it after all.

>>76745715
i've seen ppl who say they have triceps, but when i see them in person, they all look non-existent. delusion is a scary thing. have 18" arms at least, then talk.

>>76748311
Pussy makes life worth living.
Now make us proud and become a father, don't pull out and force her to carry it.

>>76745545
Whip cock out, see if she does same

>>76748311
hell yeah, im glad you’re doing better

>oooh
>you're attractive
>how did you lose so much weight
>guys say I've gained muscle
>girls are suddenly fine being alone in my proximity
I don't believe it but thanks.

most recent, yesterday
>girl squints while looking at me as I pass her on bike
This must mean something

>>76748536
Thanks brother. This psoriasis shit is however still somewhat bothersome now that summer is over and not enough UV light to keep it fully under control with just medicine. Maybe I should hot tanning bed couple of times.

sexy gf long leg gave kiss as leave, very good see later baby haha

The hot girl at work called me handsome a few weeks ago. Felt nice. The security guard at work harassed her and now she isn't talking to me anymore. I'm not quite sure how to get her to talk to me again.

>>76747539
Women give men indications that they like you and would be receptive to your approach. Then it's up to the man to be a man and "take the social risk" and ask her out. If the man is unwilling to do that, eventually the woman will no longer think he's worth it.
To answer your question though, yes she clearly likes you but you have to act soon or she might not anymore

>>76747238
They don't need glowies to do that for them

>>76747268
Anon... It's part of HerStory

>>76747346
Nice, and them looking are mires because girls don't look for more than a second at ugly guys and sometimes they don't directly look at them at all

>>76745715
Dream tier. Also, dips are the best tricep, pec and front delt exercise.

>>76747377
Feels good to return old women to their primal selves. Also, fuck sandniggers.

>>76747449
U fucking wot mate?
>>76747506
Compilment her and get her number

>>76747539
Yes, and quick otherwise it's guaranteed to not work anymore

>>76747560
>>76747643
Based
>>76748080
Try a dip machine, or just do the lowering part of the movement and then step back up.

>>76748264
True, but it's sad and drastically reduces options because so many have them.

>>76748631
Does it make me a sicko that this is one of my all time sex bucket lists to fuck a hot dwarf. Like I dont jerk to dwarves online or midget porn but irl this is all I want to try at least once. Closest I got was fucking a Vietnamese girl who was 4'10

>>76748311
Hell yeah man, keep fighting

>>76748647
It means you're winning brah

>>76749062
Why would that make her not like you? And in the good old days most people met through work. Buy her flowers if you're alpha.

>>76749864
Well she went from not talking to any men for a few weeks to now just being distant from me (as far as I can tell). My only theory is that she's now scared of men who she thinks find her attractive. Whatever though. Not really my problem. I just appreciated the compliment. I have a gf so it's not like I'm gonna do anything about it anyways.

>>76749947
She's probably schizo from birth control

>>76747336
>only notices your cut after 1.5 years
nigga what are you cutting on, a 10cal deficit?

>>76748311
some of the most uplifting moments come from long stretches of seemingly unending despair. btw how did you meet? dating app ?

>>76750197
Through jodel, which is basically anonymous app for any of kind of posting that one can think of. Also includes private chat function. Its mostly used by young adults at least where i live, I think its mostly used on europe.

I basically just happened to chat with this girl and I realized that she was in such a situation that she could be interested in more of a casual relationship so I asked. Basically both want sex, closeness and good friendly company but might be open for more later.

But holy fuck shes also so sweet in a feminine manner. I think that this might actually be the turning point for me. Even if this just ends up being something short term meeting someone thats so genuinely a good person just changed something in my head. Actually tearing up writing this, I was just so tired of it all just a couple of days ago.

>>76745521 (OP)
Cut down to about 14% bodyfat now and think I like small, but far more girls are touching my arms and commenting on my muscles randomly. So I don't know. I guess definition really is king.

>>76750470
How old are btw and are you still living with your parents? I’m going through similar shit like yours but I don’t feel sex with a woman will fix anything man. I’m just being real

>>76745521 (OP)
>get compliments on dating apps
>get ghosted after talking back and forth for a while
>so schizo and bitter I take this as they were fucking with me
Yay...

>>76750478
Lean is king, powershitters lost

>>76750506
Dating apps are jewish cancer, you should never use them.

>>76750470
Very tough to say that short term bullshit relationships are going to make you happy, let alone fix you

>>76750506
I've had the same experience. A good buddy told me that femoids on dating apps are the equivalent of men with no hobbies that sit around the house in basketball shorts eating popsicles all day, they're losers looking for validation, its like a virtual methadone clinic. Something to consider.

>>76747336
>19 months
so you cut for 3 and spent 16 months fucking around?

Literally 5 mins ago I walked back to work past a university campus and a hot redhead looked up and smiled at me as she walked by.
Also went to the club the other day and had the most attention I’ve ever gotten including approaches, grinding and many stares
On fire recently and have absolutely 0 idea

>>76750506
>constantly get looks in public
>notice girls notiicng me in the gym
>every girl I try to start convos with in normal every day interactions gives me an IMMEDIATE cold shoulder bitch shield reaction
>a girl I was super nice with and friendly where she was smiling and constant eye contact immediately turns into one word not even looking at me but would look at me from the corner of her eye obvious she didn't want to talk to me till I left the next time we talk

I don't know what the fuck this is and it's completely jaded me to the point I am just giving up the end of this year even talking to girls.

>>76750506
You need to go out with your friends and become whitepilled again, dating apps are fucking dogshit and all of the hot girls are going out on Saturday night.

>>76751084
>friends

>>76751088
>not saying the whole name in the file

>>76747356
For me it's a 13 year old.

>>76751080
They want you to chase so they can feel desired. Your autism is serving you well by protecting you from a bitch. Hoeflation is out of control. This is the same as going to an open house and the realtor getting weirded out when you start asking questions. Like an interview where the interviewer says some shit like, "Where did you find out about this job?" (data mining shit).

It's a tough world out there right now. I have no solution but just know that many others feel it too.

>>76750470
thats awesome man, the key is accepting life with outcome independence whether or not we feel happy in the current moment and recognizing that our lives are opportunities to experience the universe

I, like you, came into a bad headspace and still exist there now, unable to fully appreciate the positives of life but a while ago a had such a strange night where i went out and all the sudden had copious attention from girls and that usually doesnt happen that easy. It made me feel like an absolute chad for a couple hours lol. After that i still felt void but it made me think about how the universe can change your path and send signs almost as if they were from above

I hope that you use your newfound emboldened spirit to spread that feeling to others close to you, i know it can have a profound impact

>asian girl with huge ass now greets me with a cheek kiss
I am into the social circle now but can't make small talk for shit..

dk if this is a mire
>be me, scrawny mofo
>bench lmao 2pl8
>girl walks up to me, "who hurt you :)"
>shrug it off and do next set

>gf slightly chubby (60kg ≈ 135lbs / 1.65m ≈ 5'5'')
>shows me pics of her skinnier self years before
>commits to losing weight
>skips dinner everyday, drinks more water
>proud of her

>>76747356
ive had this very same thought this morning

>>76749808
Thanks bro. Insallah you will fuck all the hot milfs in your area. WAGMI

>>76748194
Congrats, bro.

>ride my bike to the beach
>older lady and her teenage daughter's kayak washed up on shore
>they're struggling to get it out of the water
>ask if they need any help
>they do
>pull it up on shore and they give me a bottle of water
>we chat for a bit
>lady's husband drives up
>he tries to pick up the kayak alone and put it in the back of his truck
>he can't do it
>I easily pick it up and put in in the back
>girl says "woah, you're so strong"
>lady says "you should've seen the way she was looking at you"
>dad glares at me
>I laugh it off and ride away
felt pretty good, but I still look like shit

>>76746190
Bro your self pity is much more unattractive than your face

>>76750870
No thats not it. Because of the dynamica onderling apps women have way more optioneel than they can handle. They will juggle 5 guys a time without getting emotionally invested in any of them

Mid chick set up with free weights about 6" from end of my barbell for 15 minutes, then switched to the machine in front of my bench for 15 minutes. Give or take. Glanced at her a few times and she was never looking at me.

>>76752079
this is not a mire. you are retarded.

>>76752661
>this is not a mire. you are retarded.
It was intentional extreme proximity. I get mires all day. I just thought it was funny she never looked.