>>76750112 (OP)
HGH gut or something else?
Anonymous
10/21/2025, 11:05:59 PM
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>>76755361
>>76750374
He just naturally has a gut and holds lots of waterweight there. It's a genetic thing, his whole family is also like that.
Anonymous
10/21/2025, 11:29:19 PM
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>>76750112 (OP)
Did he really?
I made it out, ask me anything
Anonymous
10/21/2025, 11:43:51 PM
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>>76750374
Inflated stomach genetics.
He's pointing out his stomach there and retracts it back in later.
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 12:23:26 AM
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>>76750606
double kek since he's jewish
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 12:34:50 AM
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Yet somehow he manages to be less annoying than either lyle or solomon, and give advice that's basically no different unless you're turbo autistic.
>>76750374
Side effects from liposuction
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 1:14:26 AM
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>>76750112 (OP)
is that a pot belly or does he have some condition?
i assume it's a pot belly
has he tried fasting and eating only broccoli for like a month?
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 1:16:39 AM
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>>76750723
>>76750112 (OP)
i have seen a lot of body builders with bellies like that. what causes it?
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 1:18:49 AM
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>>76750717
i assume it's their unhealthy diets
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 3:37:23 AM
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>>76750112 (OP)
he is pregnant with my child. he will be the shortest person you’ve ever seen
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 4:04:27 AM
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He simply believes in gains and they happen.
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 3:17:45 PM
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>>76752416
>>76750112 (OP)
*literally step over disgusting midget kike while ignoring him*
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 3:48:54 PM
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>>76752344
>midget kike
>mike
I never got that before...
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 3:57:23 PM
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I think we should stop eating bananas unless we start identifying as monkeys again
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 4:30:47 PM
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>>76750374
Jeff Nippard got him pregnant
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 6:14:11 PM
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>jewish
>name is Kike Israel
Who writes this shit?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:14:05 AM
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>>76754096
Obviously, yes. You are not antisemitic are you?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:24:33 AM
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>>76750112 (OP)
Idk if i could compete with a roider ever, theyre basically comic book mutants walking this earth with strength levels far beyond what any mortal man could ever dream to achieve.
>>76750696
Russian humor is pretty gay
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 1:10:48 PM
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>>76750696
holy fucking kek he types like a 14yo white girl
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 10:28:52 PM
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>>76757238
>>76755355
>>76755669
>Puccia made fun of
>immediate butrhthurt
Did you lost a lot of money today in CS2 Ivan?
Anonymous
10/24/2025, 12:41:51 AM
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>>76751011
Getting a dollar tattoo as a member of the tribe is a great bit.
Anonymous
10/24/2025, 1:01:26 AM
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>>76750112 (OP)
I can heem him and also outwrestle his pitty black belt. People like him and the ones graduating him are the ones killing BJJ and transforming it into a meme martial art like karate/Aiki and many others. Giving a black belt to this unathletic idiot who barely knows the basics and uses his retarded roider strength (which isn't even that great by natty standards) to submit a feel bums with white belt stuff is ridiculous. I unironically know some -70kg blue belts who'd destroy this faggot on the mat and would kill him in a real fight. What a shame for the sport.
Anonymous
10/24/2025, 1:17:16 AM
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Daily reminder that Mike Israelcel is a Blaha-tier lolcow
>Says his IQ is too high to be measured.
>Says he's bigger and stronger than Mike Mentzer.
>Claims to be a "black belt jiu-jitsu killer" but can't jump at all, and can't run 800m. There's no footage of him actually doing this jiu-jitsu.
>When called out on his car-crash of a thesis tried to pass off a hurriedly edited version as the real final version. The metadata of the edited version and legal threats from his university forced him to U-turn on this and now he refuses to talk about how he tried to fake a new version.
>Got PhD from fourth-rate university despite this unmeasurably high IQ.
>Deletes all comments calling out his bullshit.
>Claims he can become an authority in any field in one year, but can't get lean for a bodybuilding show after dedicating his whole life to the topic.
>Gets blood-eagle surgery instead of cutting back on Cap'n Crunch™.
>Spends hours feeding his delusions with ChatGPT, which he says has made him cry multiple times.
And much more!
Anonymous
10/24/2025, 1:17:59 AM
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>>76756804
>Ivan
>money
These two don't go together.
Anonymous
10/24/2025, 1:29:54 AM
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>>76750696
>now that I'm back to training I'll post some pictures in a month or a few to see how much progress I've made
Did he ever post those pics?
Anonymous
10/24/2025, 2:42:53 AM
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>>76750112 (OP)
people actually get health advice from a guy who looks like that
Anonymous
10/24/2025, 2:45:25 AM
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>>76750112 (OP)
he got that stomach from bulking early in his life according to AI
he could probably get rid of it if he fasted and forced himself to eat a holocaust diet
