Thread 76754610

There's a really cute blonde zoomette working at a drive thru that I go to frequently. I'm 34 years old and I've been running into her working every Saturday evening. She doesn't seem like she's really into me though. How do I raise her interest and manage to make her pussy wet? I really really want to fuck her!

Your first mistake is going through a drive through frequently. Have some self respect man.

>>76754610 (OP)
>excuse me mam
>what number is your number on the menu
>make clicking noise and finger gun at her
if she says no then it did not work

>>76754610 (OP)
Call her sweetie while making eye contact and smiling, see how she reacts and go from there

>>76754610 (OP)
>I'm 34
it's already over
anyway >>>/r9k/ is that way

>>76754670
Women like older guys.

>>76754687
older* women

>>76754610 (OP)
>How do I raise her interest and manage to make her pussy wet?
You don't. Zoomerettes hate men and are only waiting to MeToo you.

>>76754610 (OP)
If she's not into you, she's not into you, mate.

>>76754687
That means 1-2 years older.

>>76754632
And his second mistake is posting this bullshit thread AGAIN here

>>76754687
they might like money, power or status but they are not stupid, ghey dont like old men

>>76754610 (OP)
>my boy butt needs quenched

>>76754610 (OP)
>>76754687
You guys are dipshits. If you really want to fuck a 20 year old just go on tinder. Why are we debating the most efficient way to rizz a fucking DRIVE THRU WORKER while she’s on the clock. Being in your 30s posting about this is embarrassing. You should be embarrassed.

>I keep running into her every Saturday morning

At the place she works? You “happen to run into her”? Like come on bro lmfao

>>76754632
what's wrong with that?

>>76754777
Yeah well what if shes the one huh? What the fuck do you know about love asshole.

Dont listen to these fags OP. Just ask her out. Approach it with extreme confidence. If she smells even a hint of beta on you it's over. Just do it pussy. Just say, "Hey I think you're extremely pretty do you want to grab coffee sometime?" If she's says yes, cool, if she says no just leave her alone.

>>76754610 (OP)
>MOM I POSTED IT AGAIN

>>76754610 (OP)
Fitness?

>>76754610 (OP)
I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU

>>76754610 (OP)
I don't even know what the rest of her body looks like but YOU JUST KNOW she has an immaculate asshole

>>76754670
Lmao I’m 33 and a 27 zoomette thought I was 29 in the gym yesterday

>>76754846
The worst part is there are still people genuinely replying

>>76754610 (OP)
>1. be attractive
>2. have an expensive, new car

>>76754642
>making eye contact
when I was 14 I somehwere read that forcing eye contact for longer than 10 seconds will cause two reactions in women
>either they think you want to kill them
>or they fall in love with you

i am a 5/10 inceloid but I rememeberd this trick about a year ago and occasionaly try it on women and they alway start to smile, blush and look down - one even kept asking my friends wether I would be at some party afterwards
(still KHV because I never went any further with this)

>>76754926
I was talking with a girl in the gym and she kept staring me and i was the one looking away after 5 seconds because it was too much

>>76754926
>(still KHV because I never went any further with this)
thanks for the dating advice

>>76754930
>thanks for the dating advice
np, don't mention it

>>76754918
What if I'm just attractive?

>>76754918
>have an expensive, new car
best /fit/ cars?

>>76754908
just goes to show how many daywalkers there are

>>76754610 (OP)
Probably wear something that says "I am rough in the bedroom but nobody irl has even the slightest clue and also most of the butt stuff that will be occuring will be in my butt but its not gay because youre a girl."

>>76754610 (OP)
Who is the cum goddess in the picture?