Thread 76759132

>be me, 6'2 260lbs
>been lifting for 8 months, finally seeing gains
>coworker is 5'7 maybe 150lbs soaking wet
>always wearing tapout shirts, cringe af
>one day he says "wanna spar sometime bro?"
>lmao this manlet serious?
>tell him "sure, but I'm much stronger than you" he just smiles
>fast forward to weekend
>show up to his MMA gym
>immediately regret everything
>he throws one leg kick
>my shin feels like it exploded
>try to grab him, he slips out like I'm not even there
>eat a punch, then another
>vision goes blurry
>wake up on the mat
>he's helping me up, not even breathing hard
>mfw I thought bench press = fighting ability
>mfw strength means nothing without technique
Why did no one tell me this would happen /fit/? How many of you have been reality checked like this?

>>76759132 (OP)
if this story is real (its not) then that nigga must have hated you. trained fighters dont just invite randoms to hard sparring unless they want to give them brain damage

>>76759156
True. Usually guys who train won't do headshots unless they know you're serious and actually train. Leg kicks (taps) and body shots are different.

If homie came out and blasted a low kick then something upstairs he's a prick or anon is a prick. One of the two.. or both

>>76759156
sounds like you never sparred ever. First time I sparred i went up against some 130lb dude. I weight 188lbs, first punch he threw was a cross straight to my nose. My eyes watered and all the snot in my nose shot out.
People really dont understand what sparring is until they actually do it, you arent playing paddy cake out there

>>76759165
>Usually guys who train won't do headshots unless...
you're also a retard and never trained.

>>76759132 (OP)
this story reads like a copium induced manlet fever dream

>>76759170
yeah you just suck lol

>>76759197
>if i was sparring, i would never get hit

>>76759198
no im saying youre just dogshit and think a light jab to the nose is equivalent hard sparring kek

>>76759201
>ive never sparred but i know what its like to get punched in the face, ive seen videos of it

>>76759205
i train at 926 N 2nd st, philadelphia. come by anytime and ask for jack, tall white guy with a shaved head im there monday to saturday. im serious lol

>>76759209
>926 N 2nd st, philadelphia
>apartment buildings

>>76759209
Ive seen this copy pasta before, lmao. Anon, just stop

>>76759217
Fucking kek

>>76759209
>>76759217
lmaooooooooo

>>76759132 (OP)
This sounds like manlet cope fantasy.

>>76759209
lol, it actually seemed like the other anon was going to show up until he saw you were just trolling

>>76759209
this is why i never listen to fit. we got kids who pretend they know what they are tlaking about

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>>76759370
get trolled faggots

>>76759386
>posts serious response to OP
>gets caught trolling
ur so soft anon

>>76759132 (OP)
>>be me, 6'2 260lbs
>>been lifting for 8 months, finally seeing gains
Yeah, you're fat as fuck and probably weak too

This story is complete bs because A if he wanted to "spar " with you and knocked you out or making you blurry hes honestly just an insecure piece of trash who wanted to feel good about himself hitting and untrained and unsuspecting fighter , and B i know this didnt happen anyway , i just wanted to poke holes in your story.

>>76759170
Sparring is not paddy cake but you objectively shouldnt be getting "knocked out" or seeing double from getting hit.

>>76759406
if its trolling how is it a serious response retard?

>>76759132 (OP)
Unless you are a 200kg WSM competitor your 100kg bench for 1 rep means nothing against someone trained

After my first MT session my shins were so bruised I'm questioning whether I'm about that life

That was with shin pads

>>76759132 (OP)
>tapout shirts
>2025
Nice try OP.

>>76760201
It's all about Affliction and Big Dog.

>>76759132 (OP)
I hope you learned your lesson.
>t. 5'7" chad

>>76759132 (OP)
>a fat untrained retard thinks he can win a fight against someone who's trained
a tale as old as time itself

Invite him to a lift out at your gym.