Thread 76759497

Congratulations /fit/ you've just freed a genie from his lamp and he has granted you 3 inches, which you can add to your height, erect penis length, or erect penis girth, which you can allocate to each in any quarter inch increments you choose, with the following conditions
>adding to your height means everything (except your penis) increases proportionally so nothing looks "off" - therefore this option gives you an added benefit of some extra bone/muscle mass
>adding to your penis size will have absolutely no effect on your ability to achieve and maintain an erection, or lack thereof, except a potential effect of yourself now being bigger turning you on
>adding to your erect penis size will cause a proportional increase in your soft penis size

OR

you can forego the 3 extra inches to instead have guaranteed rock hard boners whenever you want, for the rest of your life with these conditions
>this will not effect how fast or slowly you cum, except for the natural effect of added sensitivity to your penor from being rock hard
>you still have your regular refractory period

What do you choose?

>>76759497 (OP)
>guaranteed rock hard boners
Is there even a choice?

>>76759497 (OP)
can I get a BBC inside my ass instead of 3 inches gain

I'll add 2in of length and 1in of girth

t. 5'6 height

>>76759516
but you could reach 5'9 which you'd make you average height and increase your dating chances by a massive amount. this makes zero sense

>>76759516
going from 5'6 to 5'9 has twice as much ROI as going from 5'9 to 6ft

>>76759523
it makes no difference, I see 5'9 complainers all the time as well, it only truly stops at 6ft
also I don't hate my height, I hate the people that hate my height

one inch to girth
one inch to height
and with my last inch i free the genie

>>76759535
This

>>76759523
ok, but what if you're jacked tho?

>>76759533
this isn't true at all mate. it's true that 5'9 guys do not receive the positive aspect of being tall that a 6ft guy does but the 5'7"-5'9" guys do not experience the vast negative impact of short height that sub 5'7" guys do. going from 5'6" to 5'9" would yield you more than twice the ROI than a 5'9" going to 6ft would

>>76759555
being jacked doesn't actually matter, it's all about face (first) and height (second), but a lean athletic physique can complement an attractive face and height (the most important thing regarding physique is being lean, between 10%-12%, this has a massive ROI. regarding muscles its mostly the shoulders that have a ROI by far and then the back, biceps, forearms and v-line to a lesser extent)

I roll 12 4 sided die.1-3 correspond to the choices in the OP. Rolling a 4 means i donate the quarter inch to the /fit/ manlet charity pool.

>>76759497 (OP)
5'6" to 5'9" easy. I'd like girth but I'm just way too short.

>>76759584
>5'6" to 5'9" easy
Bro i'm 5'9 and it's still short, use the points elsewhere

>>76759570
>being jacked doesn't actually matter, it's all about face (first) and height (second),
Wait really? I have good face but i'm beardmaxx and all i care is physique, can the beard hinder your aesthetics?

>>76759585
you are a faggot who has no understanding of the suffering of a sub 5'7" guy

two inches to height, 1 to girth.
> 5'10'', 7''x5.5''

>>76759591
If you have a good bone structure you don't want to hide it behind a beard because this will diminish your ROI. A beard is a net positive for dudes with receding chins/weak jaws or long philtrums.

Inch length, inch girth, inch height.
My bone is already rock hard, senpai.

I'd add a half inch to length, a half inch to girth and then 2 inches to my height.

At 6'8 with a 9.5 x 6.5 I'd finally be worthy of some pussy.

>>76759597
I have very good jawline but terrible chin. I was watching pics from 2021 that i was shaven and i cringed at myself but my beard is really huge now while i'm being hairmaxxed, i get mires but i don't wanna risk shaving. what do you suggest?

>>76759592
I'm not a faggot i now a 5'5 guy with a stacy, just wear lifts and lift hard

>>76759497 (OP)
>Already 6'0"
>Already have an above average sized penis
>Already can get boners no problem

I'd add three inches to my chest width so that it offsets my wide hips and I look less like I have Klinefelters.

>>76759497 (OP)
>>76759508
> guaranteed rock hard boners whenever you want, for the rest of your life

Yeah, taking this 100%
I’m already tall, and my dick is above average. While I’d love a ridiculous porn cock, all these fucking erection and libido problems are killing my mental health.
Not being big enough for a girl is rough, but having her complain that you keep losing your boner is way worse

>>76759613
a heavy stubble would be the best idea most likely

>>76759497 (OP)
My clothes wouldn't fit

>>76759497 (OP)
Erect penis girth obviously. Come get this log

+1 each

>>76759497 (OP)
Gonna get weird with it because I’m a grower. Add two inches to my flaccid dick and one to my erect dick

>>76759655
How do I achieve this?

Can I put it on my jawline? Otherwise, two to my penor, one to height

For me the correct decision is the boners. To have that not be a worry now or when I get older would be invaluable. What good is a huge penis if it's not hard enough?

But it's fun to think about the inches, so if I were taking the size, at 5'9.5" ~7.1 x 5 - I'd add 1" to girth, .75" to length and 1.25" to height putting me at almost 8" x 6" and just under 5'11"

>>76759570
>being jacked doesn't actually matter, it's all about face (first) and height (second), but a lean athletic physique can complement an attractive face and height (the most important thing regarding physique is being lean, between 10%-12%, this has a massive ROI. regarding muscles its mostly the shoulders that have a ROI by far and then the back, biceps, forearms and v-line to a lesser extent)
One of the best posts I've seen recently, all correct and it took me so long to realise this, especially the lean part. I can't emphasise how much better you look when you really get lean. Be brutally honest with yourself.
>>76759696
Just use an electric trimmer with a guard for the length you want.

>>76759497 (OP)
One inch of cock.
2 inches of height straight to the inseam.

>>76759497 (OP)
>>76759516
Exact same, the only difference I might change is adding an inch in heigh instead of length because I don't want to be too big, but all in all I don't mind being short.

1 inch height, 1 inch dick length 1 inch shoulder width.

Currently at 6ft, 8x6 benis but I have wide hips and narrow shoulders.

2 to length 1 to height

>t. 6'2 with slightly under 6 inch dick

>>76759789
Actually I'm retarded. If I grow proportionally including strength-wise then I choose all 3 inches to height. I don't care about pleasuring women.

>>76759497 (OP)
Having a 9.5" penis is cool, but having a 12.5" penis sounds awesome. Not sure why I would want 10" of girth or be 6'7 tall

>>76759705
no the rules are that you can either grow your height or your dick

>>76759570
Can confirm, there’s a significant portion of guys who’d be close to face model level if they didn’t have a bloated face
>>76759634
Same
>6’3
>7.5x5.5 when I can actually get fully hard
>performance anxiety, low libido, can’t maintain my erection when I’m lying on my back or standing, only when kneeling or sitting down
Wtf do I do? Other than my sperginess I’ve got a few minor chad traits, and then it’s spoiled with all these brain problems and jerking off too much

>>76759570
>words words words
I like myself

>>76759497 (OP)
they ain't no need for me to be any taller. i would add the three inches to my brain diameter so i could think more good and faster.

>>76759497 (OP)
Women will notice your height before your dick.

>>76759912
>women
stopped reading, gtfo simp

>>76759934
Men will notice your height as well.

don't even know why I'm engaging with this but realistically I would 2 to length and 1 to girth. I'm 6 foot 2 but dicklet it sucks

I’ll take one to each good sir

>>76759497 (OP)
2” to weiner
1” to height

2in to girth
1in to length
This would heal me

t. 5x4 dicklet

>>76759516
Based dickpilled manlet, I think that that’s a POWERFUL choice, anon. I’m unironically in aw

Maybe 3” to height, bae can barely handle 7” so 10” would probably kill her. Weird to realize for the first time but I think I’m unironically very comfortable in my body

>>76759497 (OP)
I choose the third option and wish that the genie will be free.

>>76759497 (OP)
I literally don't even need this. Naturally tall and big.
6'6" or a 9.75x6.75 cock would be useless. I guess 6'6"

>>76759497 (OP)
nuke Israel 3 times

>>76759497 (OP)
2 inches to height
half inch to length and girth each

t. 6'3" 7x6

>>76759497 (OP)
After some careful consideration, I’m taking the boners option. Seems like a wise future investment. My height and dick size are fine as is.

This would improve my life so much it's unreal, I'm 5'11 and long but slightly pencilly so I'd do 2.5 height 0.5 girth or maybe even 2.7/0.3

>>76759497 (OP)
Half girth half height
Gonna break a volumetric record

>>76759497 (OP)
Sure I'll take a 10 inch dick, thanks Geniebro

>>76759497 (OP)
1 inch to penis length
0.5 to penis girth
1.5 inch to arm size(this increase both by 1.5 inches right? if not 0.75 to each arm)

>>76759497 (OP)
>guaranteed rock hard boners
yes please

>>76759497 (OP)
3 inches height pls
my benis is already almost 8" when I'm at low bodyfat I really don't want more
I guess I could do with a little more thickness but the height is way more important

>>76759497 (OP)
Think some of ye are underestimating the advantages of guaranteed rock hard boners for life.

>>76759497 (OP)
1 to ea. ty

>>76759497 (OP)
>180cm/5'11, king of manlets on 4chan but still taller than average in my country
thanks i'll take what >>76759516 said

>>76759497 (OP)
tl;dr
3 inches to girth

>>76761822
ah wait
holdup
just looked it up and this would cause me to have a comically fat cock

i take 2 inches of girth and one inch in length

>>76759497 (OP)
I feel like you should ask the genie for the ability to just accept yourself as you are
Cuz you add the inches and then what? You're comparing yourself to a new set of physical properties
It's a revolving door of unhappiness

You could also just talk to a therapist and stop watching porn, but that's likely outside of your emotional abilities

>>76759508
FPBP

>>76759508
>>76761716
>>76761874
a hole lotta uncs ITT

>>76759497 (OP)
>guaranteed rock hard boners
imagine having boners on command on molly....

>>76759497 (OP)
Height easily. I actually already have a large cock but i'm 5'8.

>>76759497 (OP)
>47yo
>168 cm height
>14,5 erect penor
>still getting morning woods from time to time
Nah, I keep my shit with me.

>>76759497 (OP)
i want the guaranteed boner option
my penis is a good size it just doesn't work very well

>>76761671
>can at best get a 8 and 9/10 inch penis

>>76759497 (OP)
5'9 here. I'd add 2 inches to height, .5 inch to girth, and throw the last .5 inch away (don't want my penis to be too big)

>>76759497 (OP)
I would choose to add 2 inches to height and 1 to girth

>>76759497 (OP)
I have a 1.5” penis, 3” would literally allow me to penetrate for the first time and grant me a normal life with children.
I would add it all to height.

>>76763029
>I have a 1.5” penis
no you don't, you're just fat

>>76759497 (OP)
I wouldn't ask the genie for anything. It's listen to what he had to say and that's what no one did.

>>76759676
Same dude
Come get this tuna can baby
Talmbout dicken of the sea

>>76759497 (OP)

One inch to girth, one inch to length, one inch to height

>>76759497 (OP)
>5'10" 6.5" length 5.5" girth
I'd add it all to girth so I can ruin their pussy

>>76759497 (OP)
+2 inches of length, +1 inch of girth.
Height: 5'9"
>>76759516
Based.

35 yo here, I'd take boners.
But I'm already 6'0" with a 7 inch dick when rock hard. I might take 3 extra inches of height but I already cleared the bar to avoid manlet status it's okay.

>>76759497 (OP)
>not just distributing them equally

>>76759508
>>76759634
>>76759717
You can easily just take cialis for boner help. Height and penis size can't be improved that easily. That's why the rock hard boner choice seems wasteful IMO.

>>76763684
Having to coordinate a pill to have sex is such a downer man. It's just not the same.
Of course if I was under 6'0" I wouldn't do the boner but if you already hit the minimums having a full hardness boner is a blessing.

>>76763839
Daily microdose is safe though and works unless your limp problem is way beyond normal.

>>76759497 (OP)
>5'7"
>6.5" x 5.3"
Easily all 3" to height, I don't think I really need any more dick, and 5'10" would be so much better.

>>76759497 (OP)
I have a big dick so this choice
>>76759508
is easy

people with actual big dicks understand how difficult it is getting 100% boners, usually 80-85% due to blood flow problems when you're 7+

>>76759497 (OP)
6'4 height
7.5 long
5.5 girth

Maybe 1 inch everywhere?

Or trips and I'll pay it forward

Checkem

>>76763969
Rip sorry guys

This time...
Checkem

>>76759508
I can't even fathom what it would be like to not be able to get hard. I hope it never happens to me

>>76759497 (OP)
I'm 6'4 and have a big duck so I'd choose erection quality.

>>76763986
Facts