Thread 76770565

> beans
> whey protein
my gf wont stop farting
how do i get protein without the farts?

>>76770565 (OP)
Beans cause inflammation = farting. Go carnivore = no inflammation = no farting.

>>76770565 (OP)
Learn to enjoy it, just smell them while jerking off and you can condition your mind to liking it.

>>76770565 (OP)
embrace it, then taste it. dont waste it.

>>76770565 (OP)
if you soak beans before you cook them you will fart less

>>76770565 (OP)
Mexicans say epazote stops farts. It should also subside if you keep eating them for long enough because your stomach adjusts.

>>76770593
they also say coca cola cures diabetes

>>76770630
Well it's got anti-oxidants. I bet it lowers inflammation and that could probably cure diabetes according to the experts here.

>>76770565 (OP)
YJK there's a pristine virgin butthole between those cheeks

>>76770637
>sugar cures diabetes
everyone knows a diet of pure beef tallow is the panacea for all ailments

>>76770584
Ridiculous bro pseudoscience.

>>76770565 (OP)
why would you want to stop this?

>>76770568
beans do not cause inflammation you fucking moron

>>76771891
No, just regular science

>>76770650
for diabetes yes. works in humans as well as dogs and rats probably other omnivorous animals as well

>>76770568
>Beans cause inflammation

>>76770565 (OP)
Plug her asshole. With my penis.

>>76770568
>Never experienced the foetid, pustular, disgusting STENCH from farts after eating a dozen eggs for breakfast
I am jealous you never experienced Nurgle's perfume, but then you must be a dyel who ngmi

>>76770568
I don't get gas from beans, I'm convinced white people invented that myth as an excuse to continue raping livestock

>>76772306
me first!

>>76772416
White people's digestive systems are less adapted to legumes

>>76770565 (OP)
Make her stew that makes her blind for a day
Give her blindness stew
When my sister eats Greek yogurt every day this is how I punish her

>>76770565 (OP)
Fail to see the problem. I'd love a brap gf, as long as she's attractive. Otherwise, it's just gross. I'd use it as an opportunity to plug her hole with my dick. It feels good when a girl farts when it's in there.

>>76770565 (OP)
Ginger ale

Don't eat soluble fiber or sugar alcohol and you won't fart, very simple

>>76770568
Inflammation has nothing to do with farting

I have a receptionist girl in my gym that looks like this and she was all over me when she started working here 3 weeks ago and suddenly from last week she stopped talking to me and just says hi/bye and ignores me. She even remembered my name before she stopped talking to me.

>>76770565 (OP)
Nigga, the butthole sniffer is gonna have a stroke reading that. Calm down

>>76770568
Jamie beat this nigger with a pork chop

>>76772416
the beans = gas is a thing only in the US where most people's guts are not used to that much fiber
eat beans a couple of times a week for a month and the gas goes away
i mean look at this guy >>76774455
getting farty from eating soluble fiber, aka fruits
you ever heard about anyone in the word getting gassy from eating an apple? it can only happen if you've eaten 3 grams of fiber every day for 30 years

>>76770568
Oh look, the inflammation schizo is back.

>>76770565 (OP)
there is no protein in beans
whey powder is ultra processed, you should get it naturally
drink some milk
eat some mussels, crab, pork

>>76775190
the "gas" is from the gut microbiome feasting on the fiber
there is no need to eat beans, which are just carbs
White rice is much better

>>76774381
How?
Use Sterno or turpentine instead of water?

>>76770565 (OP)
Eggs and meat you fucking animal

>>76770565 (OP)
Whey isn't going to cause farting. There are dozens of vegetables that will, however.
Things like broccoli, cauliflower, eggplant, etc. Many processed foods might also, and it's difficult to know what's causing it since you don't really know what's in the processed slop you're eating.

>>76770568
Interesting.... The data says otherwise.
> https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/30014498/
> A defined, plant-based diet has a favorable impact on Lp(a), inflammatory indicators, and other atherogenic lipoproteins and particles.

> https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/27405372/
> Plant-based diets are associated with an improvement in obesity-related inflammatory profiles and could provide means for therapy and prevention of chronic disease risk.

>>76770565 (OP)
try a whey isolate

>>76774466
You blew it anon kun. Now she's having sex with used car salesmen.

>>76776520
Studies also show you shouldn't have kids and the water is rising and Florida is gone and Polar Bears are extinct anon. In your case you should listen that way we'll have less future retards.

>>76774466
Maybe she still likes you, but is acting cold to throw you off.

>>76770565 (OP)
Her daily protein intake is probably to high. If I go over 300g of protein a day i get crazy gas. 275 is my limit for now

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>>76775190
An apple only has 1g soluble fiber so no, it shouldn't cause noticeable farting. Your body can't digest fiber it no matter how much you eat it, bacteria will always ferment it and make gas
My vegan family members incessantly fart, even ones whove been vegan their entire life