Thread 76775897

Singapore has it right on druggies and drug dealers

>>76775897 (OP)
>>tfw that post-workout joint
I don't respect drug addicts

>>76775915
medical weed (so stronger than any street stuff) is legal in my cunt

>>76775934
post body

whats a workout/diet regiment for getting undetectable for weed in a 15nl piss test.
How fast can I get clear from quiting today, from weekly high dosage edible use?

>>76775934
Said by guy addicted to tech and internet

seriously how do you quit this shit if you're a daily (read: 24/7) stoner?
any time I go cold turkey I get manic and irritable and then it gets compounded by being completely unable to sleep

>>76776177
Dude, as far as substance withdrawals go cannabis is a minor inconvenience. Just stick it out ya dummy. It's literally the best case scenario for how quitting a mind altering substance could go.

>>76776177
As someone who has been struggling with it for years, there's not easy way out. You just gotta suffer through it and do it because you don't want to be high all the time anymore.
Try to limit your use only to evenings after you're done with everything and slowly taper off.

>>76775973
Best I can recommend is drink a shit load of water and burn as many calories as possible.
That said weed can sit in your system for weeks so best of luck.

>>76776177
gingko, omega 3s, vit c and d for brain health
cardio

thc and other cannabinoids affect the same receptors that give you runners high

>>76775897 (OP)
total weed junkie death

>>76775934
bro I'm not addicted I just need to smoke every day or I'm eternally pissed off

>>76776195
People say that but it was so much easier to quit drinking then to quit smoking. In my town I can't go anywhere without driving by at least 3 weed stores.
>>76776177
Start by cutting back. Don't wake and bake. Then don't smoke until noon. Then don't smoke until 4. Then don't smoke until 9. By then you're pretty much in control and can either quit or just not be a total stoner dude bro.
After 6 months quit that's what I do. It's hard to resist when an ounce of pretty decent weed is only $40 which is ridiculous.
For me at least I think it's semi helpful. I was trying to get a shrink to put me on some ADHD medicine but they're lazy niggers so I have to self medicate with muh weed.

>>76776177
You have to go on vacation or a week work trip where you don’t have access to any. It sucks the first week then just throw away all your vape, tools, glass, etc.

>>76775897 (OP)
for me it's the post-workout cigarette

>>76776412
i used to smoke every day then i just stopped over night when i moved back in with my a
parents for a while. no cravings, no irritability, no problems eating, no problems sleeping, nothing. life was exactly the same except i just didnt smoke in the evenings anymore. didnt start smoking when i moved out again either. i will smoke every once in a while now but dont really enjoy it that much anymore so dont really bother, have maybe done it 2 or 3 times in the last year. in conclusion, smoking weed had no real impact on my life and im happy i had the experiences i had with it. sounds like you're just a pussy who's too scared to try it and is making excuses to justify your inability to step out of your comfort zone.

>>76776760
>in conclusion,
ngmi

>>76776760
>Bro weed is no big deal that's why you're a loser if you don't smoke!
Get a load of this retard.

>hey dude, congrats on that new PB, let's hit this blunt to celebrate
what do?

>>76775934
yeah, but enough about roids

>>76776935
used to come home to my lady after gym sessions smoke with her then fuck and make crazy dinners and watch game of thrones. best time of my life miss that little puerto rican / italian mutt

Kekke spam , he doesn’t do weed

>>76775897 (OP)
Surely nobody is still smoking instead of vaping herb, right? I thought that was the real secret to mastering a health high. Then sketchy concentrate carts from sketchy places with inconsistent smells, tastes, and colors popped up and everybody became a fucking zombie to those. Now, inexplicably, everybody is on THC seltzers.
Get a Pax.
>>76775934
You better not be drinking that morning coffee, hypocrite.
>>76776177
Ounce of prevention is a pound of cure. Don't become a daily stoner.
>>76776935
Marry that girl.

>>76776935
>nah, I'd rather just fuck

>>76775897 (OP)
Anyone else get kinda gay when they're high?
Asking for a friend

>>76777481
You either need to quit smoking weed or quit lying to yourself about your secret gayness.

>>76775973
thc is fat soluble, so for MONTHS afterwards, if you are burning fat, it will be detectable in your urine and blood.
Essentially you want to be sedentary as fuck, and not sweating or being active at all, on the days that you are being tested.
And eating above surplus for a day or two beforehand so you are not burning fat.

>>76776177
I was a daily smoker for 15 years. Here's what I did
>I smoked 3 joints per day
>I started making the last joint of the day smaller gradually
>eventually it would be so small I might as well not smoke it
>start smoking 2 joints per day, BUT the joints are a bit bigger than usual
>do the same shit to the last joint of the day (make it smaller)
>continue until you only smoke 1 small joint per day
>then you stop smoking altogether
>buy CBD oil and take that shit before bed

Now I only smoke on Saturdays and my life is way better. I actually appreciate weed now, instead of it just being part of my routine.

>>76776177
2 things are the only thing that will help long term:
rehab or jail

I literally went to rehab for weed
harm reduction helps but I had to be in a completely different environment and in a situation where i had no access to weed at all

being in a controlled environment with a daily schedule to keep your mind busy while your mind is freaking out helps a lot

I stayed sober for 9 months and relapsed because i was in a horrible living situation and had no money
thats when i realized you can stay sober if you go back to the same environment/situation you were smoking to escape from in the first place

Then I got arrested and went to jail for 2.5 Years
In terms of rehabilitation I preferred it over rehab because I was around hardened criminals instead of annoying drug addicts, so there was a lot more respect and consequences for poor behavior
You ran your own program and I focused my time on reading books, working out, and finding ways to make money
I event taught myself how to speak spanish by studying Spanish for 4-6 hours a day during lockdowns
It wasn't until about a year passed that my brain began to feel normal again.
Quitting is the easy part, reprogramming your mind thats been fucked up for years is the hard part.
I've been sober about 3 years now

Sometimes I wanna smoke
but I like having my brain and my personality back
I like being confident, clear-headed, and motivated
I like being able to talk to beautiful women wherever I go instead of getting high being in my own world
I like not having mental problems.

>>76777629
>>I smoked 3 joints per day
but what if you smoke way more than that
I go through like 4-5g a day

>>76775897 (OP)
Weed is for Niggers

>>76777471
fucking whilst high is one of the best experiences I've had, I once hooked up with this 5/10 skinny tinder whore and we took a load of shrooms and then she blew me. It was fucking weird and awesome

>>76775897 (OP)
Used to smoke as a preworkout, the lifts and pump were amazing.
Ran out, started to get weirded out smoking with some friends and their energies, and thought I'd cut down. Just never got around to getting more, I don't miss it either.

>>76775897 (OP)
>post-workout
>not pre-workout

>smoking
>not edibles

getting a good pump while high feels like I'm cooming I'm cooming at the gym I'm cooming on stage hyayeuyeuah I'm cooming day und night I'm cooming inside of my big ugly mexican maid when I'm 65 years old

>>76775897 (OP)
Post body
>spoiler: he wont
Drugs are for degen faggots.

>>76778818
i was the skinny whore

>>76778756
That doesn't really matter, the process will just take longer.

>>76776177
good gravy how much are you smoking that you get manic without it? i smoke a lot and thats never happened to me.

>>76778756
> 4-5g a day
fucking hell that would take me a week or more to go through

>>76775897 (OP)
Based weedanon

>>76775934
>drinks 400 mg of caffeine a day

>>76779546
If the only way you can defend something is to claim the people shitting on it are something you think is just as bad/worse it's an inherently bad thing

>>76779563
Actually, I could post studies on the health benefits (especially to the brain) of consuming cannabis. So I have multiple options to choose from.

>>76779563
coping about it won't change the fact that your addiction is dogshit too lil guy

>>76775973
>>76776212
will using creatine supplements cause me to retain weed contaminates for longer?


I run about 15 miles a week, could this off set the hypothetical increased retention if that's a thing?

>>76779563
Who said im defending weed. Just making fun of your likely retarded definition of “drug”

>>76775934
that's fine because I'm guessing you're such a freak not even actual drug addicts respect you anyway.

>>76775897 (OP)
I think I saw you behind the dumpster at CVS op, you do you I guess. I am not black.

>>76775897 (OP)
I want to get back into smoking weed but I would only do (and enjoy) it if they could bring back the 2010 genetics.
They ruined weed by prioritizing THC content. THC doesn’t affect you in the same way without the other shit in weed which has almost entirely been bred out. They all work together to deliver the high. Straight THC isn’t the way. And the could have still achieved these absurd %’s like 40% THC while still having the right ratio of CBD and what not.


What I may do is just buy CBD flower and mix it with some like 25% in various ratios and see how it works. But it will never be the 2010 mids again. Even the “dad weed” they have now isn’t it, it’s still low CBD (and other shit). It’s not a tolerance issue I spent most of my 20s smoking 30%+ up to like 5 grams a day it’s just not the same as weed was when I was a teen no matter how much of it I smoked. Because the weed isn’t the same.
Someone needs to take an expedition to Thailand or wherever this shit naturally grows pick some wild cuttings and seeds cultivate some fresh genetics and re breed the 2010 era strains.

>>76781508
>looked it up
Okay so they do still breed strains with these ratios in mind. It’s just no one fucking wants that everyone wants the lowest cbd highest THC possible.

>>76776393
are you 60 years old or something?
typical boomers who think that weed is a slippery slope to injecting heroin/cocaine

youve probably never been to a party where anyone is even slightly rich in your entire lifetime

>>76781836
Are you still a kid, like a 20-something?

If you keep in touch with people, and reach the age where you start knowing people who got on drugs and then got off them, they will tell you straight up that the "gateway drug" meme isn't a meme at all.

>>76776177
physically remove yourself from environmens where you can and will smoke. example: stop buying it, stop hanging out with other stoners

>>76776177
You simply hate the new sensation of not being high. You're unfortunately just an outright addict.

>>76781887
the gateway drug is a complete meme, i have been around addicts and former addicts. more people i talked to tried coke after drinking, not after smoking weed. weed is a completely different feeling to meth, coke, acid, etc. i knew a kid who died 2 years after high school from alcohol mixed with oxys - never smoked weed in his life.
gateway drug is a boomer meme.

>>76781887
This
>>76783475
Disgusting cope for your faggoty estrogen plant. Your degenerate loser peers do not erase the pieces of shit everyone else knows who are 30+ smoking dope and scamming workers comp.

>>76782099
>>Tfw straight edge
don't call yourself that unless you also listen to the music and go to the shows

>>76775973
My wife just bought that artificial pee and it worked fine every time she's had a drug test.

I quit smoking weed 4 days ago because I had a dream where a hoplite that claimed to be my ancestor told me that it's hurting me. I don't even drink or have any other vices, it was my only relief reallty. But pain is good. Suffering is good. I'm tired of relying on a plant to numb me down.

>>76776177
You have to own it. Think about it like a sentence, a jail of pain you have to be in for 3-4 months. Because that's what it is. Also you feel irritable because you realize your life worked because you smoked weed, and without it, it doesn't work. It's like a warm blanket when your home heating is busted: if you keep wearing it all times you don't even realize the heating is broken, you have to take off that blanket and fix the heating

>>76775897 (OP)
How do you know someone smokes weed?
Don't worry, they'll tell you

>>76775934
Based, made junkies seethe lmao.

>>76776393
There should be a referendum on that.

>>76779563
Swing and miss. I shit on weedlmao retards and last time I drank one expresso was 3 yeas ago on a 17h drive. Don't drink either. Don't take protein supplements, pills or gamble. Eat shit weak-minded homo.

>>76782099
King shit.

>>76784350
post body

>>76775897 (OP)
I worked all day sober then cardio'd to the dispensary for a pod then I vaped a bunch of hits all at once it made me green out in a buffet I walked to I heard bowling pins clatter, saw black, and woke up on the floor staring at the ceiling not knowing what happened or where I was. People all around me thought I was dying I managed to thank them for being so helpful and walk out and sit it out it felt like I was dying for real I had to be very still. Idk if I literally passed out and almost hit my head or if I was so high I just perceived it that way but really I just tripped over a table without losing consciousness.

>>76779546
I don't drink alcohol, or use any drugs except the occassional aspirin, ibuprofen or strepsil - no nicotine, no caffeine, no psychoactive drugs
feels pretty chill, last things to get rid of is technology (I'm ambivalating whether to put my laptop on ebay today or put it off another day)
feels good

>>76784350
You’re a retarded dyel you aint foolin nobody lil gup

>>76784281
>But pain is good. Suffering is good.
>your brain off drugs

>>76775897 (OP)
weed is great but having money and more free time is better.