Thread 76783239

>rich
>famous
>shredded
>jacked
>asian wife
>jewish
No wonder all of you incels hate him. He's everything you wish you could be. Success breeds jealously and resentment.

>>76783239 (OP)
doeshis asian wife have any nudes?

>>76783239 (OP)
Fuck off Mr. Mike

>>76783239 (OP)
Whats up with kikes and asian wifes?

>>76783239 (OP)
Would ngl

>>76783239 (OP)
is he turning asian from eating too much sideways pussyt?

also you just know this dude is into sick shit sexually. married an asian massage parlor wife? no kids? yeah dude alright this guys got fetlife premium

>>76783319
asian women are more feminine and are supportive of their men

>>76783319
Jewish women belong to black men

>>76783319
Kikes are shapeshifters and they realize that their host countries are almost dead so they're planning on parasitizing countries in the east where they're less known.

>>76783343
>>76783363
meanwhile mark rippetoe has a white wife and flies her out to literal bbc cuck conventions and writes erotica about it
same with Vince McMahon fantasizing in text messages about his white wife taking bbc (literal billionaire, btw)
you can take the whiteboi out of the farm but he still needs black men to feel whole

>>76783239 (OP)
Honestly she's not bad at all considering he's an ogre with a cuck fetish

>>76783239 (OP)
who's the tranny?

>>76783382
well if they want to continue jew blood line they need to offer jewish white girls to fuck asian men.

>>76783239 (OP)
go fuck some asian chicks

>>76783416
*well if they want to continue jew blood line they need to offer white girls to fuck asian men.

>>76783394
>>76783363
kek
>>76783239 (OP)
i want to fuck some asian girls and jewish girls, where they at?

>>76783239 (OP)


>asian wife
>jewish

lol as if I'd want to be a scumbag married to a bug, there are other rich and famous people out there to actually be inspired by.

>>76783434
>>76783239 (OP)
shes fit and thick i want to fuck some fit thick asian girls plapping

his feet are too big tho i need my asian qt wife's feet to dwarf mine

>>76783239 (OP)
>rich
I’m rich
>famous
Not a good thing in itself
>shredded
lol, no he’s not shredded.
>jacked
I’m jacked, but yes not as much because I don’t take steroids. But I’m also 6 ft so my situation is better overall.
>asian wife
So? My wife looks better than this strange hobbit he’s with
>jewish
This is a clear downside

>>76783416
>>76783421
Asian men belong to bbc

>>76783645
post wife

>>76783319
Asian women have all of the brains and none of the attitude compared to Jewish women

>>76783700
>none of the attitude
Depends

>>76783645
post wife bitch I only have 40 more minutes until no nut november

asian women belong to bbc

>>76783353
Look at the picture that OP provided. Does she look any more feminine than any other average broad? They always marry the ugliest Asian women they can find.

>>76783436
She's fat.

>>76783382
He sounds so close to repenting and accepting baptism

>>76783239 (OP)
>short
>fat
>ugly
>jewish
>asian wife
>laughing stock of youtube

>>76783239 (OP)
>>76783239 (OP)
i concede all of these claims, and yet none of them are the root cause of my ire. His arrogance, unbridled intellectual hubris. Rather i think he's mentally unwell, insecure, and using a the façade of intellectual superiority to shield and comfort himself. Hence the surgery and deflecting personal responsibility surrounding his failures as a professional body builder.

>>76783851
all he needed to do was show humility, and talk about lifting.

>>76783851
He works in an industry that's renowned for being full of retards and low academic standards, and even then he didn't come across as particularly smart compared to his peers. Guys with no higher education whatsoever are regularly dunking on him and pointing out inconsistencies and errors in his methodology. I don't know how he manages to delude himself.

>>76783239 (OP)
>wife
That's a man

>>76783255
They don't have sex and he calls her unattractive. He states this in some podcasts. Very weird platonic relationship. Maybe it's just to prove his gymbros he's totally not gay, although he probably is.

>>76783727
Holy fucking kek

>>76783239 (OP)
his youtube career was promised to him 3000 years ago.

>>76783239 (OP)
He got married to a woman that he himself said he thought was ugly when they first met. Sounds to me like he settled cause he doesn't have many options

>>76783975
Link or you're full of shit

>>76783727
He's evolving!

>>76783239 (OP)
>asian wife
male definition of settled

>>76783239 (OP)
Atleast they didn't procreate

>>76783975
He's gay isnt he

>>76783239 (OP)
She's fat and old tho?

>>76783382
He just doesn't see the Grand Master plan. The Jews need to be hated by the whole world before the Messiah will come and save them and kill everyone.

>>76783436
Fit? Fittin' another pint if ice cream into her mouth maybe

>>76784111
Isn't there that one clip where he's absolutely enraged saying that women hate smart men and that's why women hate him?

>>76783239 (OP)
unironically though - I'm kinda baffled people call him a loser, even though he runs a successful business, he and his kids won't ever have to work again and he genuinely influenced the internet
sure, he won't be a sex symbol, but he's very successful regardless
I'm pretty sure he would be able pay off a few 6'2 blonde bimbos to give him semi-aryan kids if he wanted to start a dynasty

>>76784495
>kids
Who's gonna tell him.....

>>76783239 (OP)
>Mike Israetel’s wife is Dr. Christle Guevarra. She specializes in Family Medicine, Sports Medicine, and Obesity Medicine, and earned her degree in Osteopathic Medicine (D.O.) in 2017. She is also the Production Operations Manager at Renaissance Periodization (RP Strength), a company that helps individuals reach their fitness goals, where they both work together and support each other.
>They met through Facebook, where they interacted and commented in powerlifting circles. They started dating around November 2014, got engaged in March 2017, and married on May 17, 2018.
She's not beating that obesity thing despite specializing in it.

>>76783239 (OP)
>>shredded
>>jacked

>>76784373
he's jewish, they're all crossdressing, genital mutilating, aids-loving, dick-sucking faggots

>>76783319
>>76783239 (OP)
does he have to wear children's shoes because adult sizes won't fit him?

>>76783239 (OP)
I’m 6’2”. I would trade that for any of those

>>76783239 (OP)
Would their kids be kooks or goons?

>>76784795
He and his wife say that kids would be great, but now it's just not a good time because they're both just so career-driven. Unfortunately, his wife is in her 40s so there's just about no chance for them to actually have any children.

>>76783239 (OP)
>those shoes
nigga lmao
>>76783975
lmao what

>>76783239 (OP)
He's a manlet

>>76784933
looks like a caricature of a human being

>>76783975
>They don't have sex and he calls her unattractive.
lmao what? Why are they married? It's not like they need to stay together because they have kids.

>>76785081
Don't jews need to be married for certain rituals and shit? He said we need more Askenazi Jews everywhere btw.

>>76783416
>jewish
>white

>>76783975
>retard tells lies
>other retards believe it
You could very well not be lying, but unless you provide proof I'm not believing by a word of it.

>>76783727
>>76785293
top klok

>even gigamanlet jew conman with inverted balls and an interracial humiliation fetish gets more action than me
It's over

>>76783239 (OP)
He's like 5'0"
Is she a certified midget or what

>fitness expert
>strenght expert
tired of this "job" field, ramming a needle up your ass is not an "expertise".

>>76784516
>>76784520

She won't beat obesity living with Mike Israetel.

>>76785997

She's probably filipino. The last name (Christle Guevarra) is spanish, suggesting flip. They average like 4'11.

>>76783239 (OP)
shes more jacked than he is

He insists seed oils are good for you, got lower back plastic surgery (wtflol) after crashing out from failed competitions, releases videos that say the opposite of videos released 2 months prior.

Also, shit tier thesis.

>>76784727
>this guy walks up to you in the Warriors' Guild and drops a rune defender
Wat do /v/?

>>76784933
>human vs Jew

>>76783319
They fell for their own propaganda.

>>76787488
>mike is a sub 106 ‘clops
Figures.

>>76783239 (OP)
holy shit i see a girl that fuck the gym!

>>76783975
He's on roids. His dick doesn't work. She's a femcel. Wouldn't be shocked if she's asexual. That's their arrangement.

His legs are like 30cm

>>76784933
How tall is he, his legs are disgusting

>>76783319
jews are matriarchal so they're naturally attracted to dragon lady type women