Thread 76792159

Why do I feel like shit when I don't have coffee in the morning

>>76792159 (OP)
>millennial moment

>>76792164
Unc post

>>76792159 (OP)
>why am I, drug addict, feeling withdrawal symptoms without my drug?

>>76792159 (OP)
Because you're a junkie addicted to toxic bean soup

>>76792159 (OP)
>coffe addict

>>76792159 (OP)
Because you didn't have your coffee, you should have it daily.

>>76792159 (OP)
addiction
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>>76792159 (OP)
You're a dick, Ted

nothing beats that morning sipahh

>>76792159 (OP)
sippin my espresso while reading this

>>76792159 (OP)
Just drink coffee

I can get by with tea but I vastly prefer coffee. Even tea like chamomille with no caffiene can get through most of the morning if I'm cutting down on coffee.

I think its just the act of sipping a smooth cup of something hot but without sugar that gets the endorphins going

>>76792159 (OP)
>Why do I feel like shit when I don't have coffee in the morning

just sleep more lol

>>76792159 (OP)
You are addicted

>>76792159 (OP)
Caffeine withdrawals bro, if you're not completely rawdogging life you're NGMI

>rawdog entire life
>feels great
>start working at 30 (yes it's late I know)
>unlimited coffee in the office
>resist at first
>people prepare coffee that smells delicious all the time
>people gather to talk and drink coffee all day long
>succumb and adopt the drinking coffee routine
Now at 40 choosing to do 1 or 2 week coffee breaks feels like torture. It's the headaches and lethargy on the first days, then the insane drug addict raw urges to drink it that never go away

>>76792164
so what is it for zoomers? monsters and zyn?

>>76795125
Ketamine and BBC sissy hypno

>>76792432
Ted is cool, you are a dick

>>76792159 (OP)

>>76792186
>>76792191
>>76792229
>>76792305

These are all correct. You're an addict addicted to substance going through withdrawal. You're no different than a tweaker you find on the street willing to suck your dick for $5.