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Anonymous No.76795725 [Report] >>76795768 >>76795946 >>76795952 >>76796824 >>76796915 >>76796988 >>76797476 >>76797491 >>76798381 >>76798548
Is this true? What would other cultures do with their weights?
Anonymous No.76795732 [Report] >>76795735 >>76795742 >>76795952
I like how he doesn't elaborate
Anonymous No.76795735 [Report] >>76795827
>>76795732
It leaves the reader to think about it and discuss. The mark of a good author.
Anonymous No.76795742 [Report] >>76795756 >>76795761 >>76795768 >>76795771 >>76795772 >>76795809 >>76795838 >>76795909 >>76796059 >>76796141 >>76796143 >>76796149 >>76796825 >>76796830 >>76796882 >>76796928 >>76796967 >>76797024 >>76797047 >>76797052 >>76797470 >>76797507 >>76797522 >>76797697 >>76799050
>>76795732
It's pretty obvious.
The curl is the most narcissistic of exercises: it isolates, it faces the mirror. The bicep becomes the fetishized commodity, a self-contained symbol of “personal improvement.” The American doesn’t lift to move something; he lifts to display that he can lift. The movement folds back into itself -- pure consumption of one’s own reflection. Capitalism rendered in biomechanics.

The press, meanwhile, is inherently communal and functional. It’s about transcendence -- to raise the weight overhead, to extend beyond the self. The Soviet doesn’t isolate; he integrates. It’s an expression of labor, of the worker’s body asserting dominance over gravity, not for beauty, but for production, for purpose. A dialectical victory over resistance.

So when you see the American curling and the Soviet pressing, what you’re really watching is the difference between a culture of self-worship and a culture of collective struggle. One worships aesthetics; the other worships effort.

Of course, both are illusions -- the American thinks he’s free but is enslaved by vanity, the Soviet thinks he’s serving the collective but serves ideology. In the end, the true revolutionary would probably deadlift: he confronts the weight directly, lifts it from the ground -- the pure act of labor stripped of spectacle.
Anonymous No.76795756 [Report]
>>76795742
>the true revolutionary would probably put deadlifters in camps to serve the collective
ftfy
Anonymous No.76795761 [Report] >>76795875
>>76795742
This is the best thing I have read in weeks. Thank you.
Anonymous No.76795768 [Report] >>76798434
>>76795725 (OP)
>>76795742
on some real g shit my first instinct would be to latty raise that bitch what does that say about me (other than that i have fucking dynamite shoulders)
Anonymous No.76795771 [Report] >>76795909
>>76795742
Holy. Fuck.
This is why I never drop this board.
Anonymous No.76795772 [Report]
>>76795742
>It's pretty obvious
Stopped reading right there.
Anonymous No.76795809 [Report]
>>76795742
Very Aristotelian of you, anon.
Anonymous No.76795827 [Report]
>>76795735
OR he’s a lazy faggot. either way we all end up taking dick in the end
Anonymous No.76795838 [Report] >>76798906
>>76795742
do you think replacing the em-dashes with double dashes makes it less obvious that this is chatGPT?
Anonymous No.76795861 [Report]
Americans first impulse when picking up a weight was to curl it
Soviets first impulse when picking up a weight was to steal it
Anonymous No.76795875 [Report] >>76795901
>>76795761
its ai faggot
Anonymous No.76795901 [Report]
>>76795875
So?
Anonymous No.76795909 [Report] >>76795927 >>76796817 >>76797507 >>76797966
>>76795771
>>76795742
it's over btw
Anonymous No.76795927 [Report] >>76795956 >>76795984 >>76797499 >>76798443
>>76795909
I ran the text through two different AI detection tools and both said 0%
Anonymous No.76795946 [Report]
>>76795725 (OP)
Dont know about everyone else here but curls are way more functional in terms of carrying all your groceries into your house in 1 trip.
Anonymous No.76795952 [Report] >>76795992 >>76797055
>>76795725 (OP)
>>76795732
cultural muscle memory, the American is lifting slop up to his gullet and the Soviet is raising his arms in surrender
Anonymous No.76795956 [Report]
>>76795927
no -- you -- didn't
Anonymous No.76795984 [Report]
>>76795927
i used literally the first one that came up on g**gle
Anonymous No.76795992 [Report]
>>76795952
ah, is that why india prefers squats, to remind them of taking a shit in the street?
Anonymous No.76796059 [Report]
>>76795742
ok slavoj
Anonymous No.76796097 [Report]
Russians don't have values.
Anonymous No.76796141 [Report]
>>76795742
A++ post. Would screen cap.
Anonymous No.76796143 [Report]
>>76795742
This is the most pretentious shit I've ever read
Anonymous No.76796149 [Report]
>>76795742
Meds
Anonymous No.76796817 [Report]
>>76795909
Didn't even need to run it through this test. It reads exactly like chatgpt
Anonymous No.76796824 [Report]
>>76795725 (OP)
>american guy curls any random weight
>soviet guy curls and presses any random weight
the fuck is this dork trying to say? unless its a dumbbell, i have never seen a dyel try to curl some random weight.
Anonymous No.76796825 [Report]
>>76795742
thanks grokgpt
Anonymous No.76796830 [Report]
>>76795742
What prompt did you put in to get this?
Anonymous No.76796882 [Report]
>>76795742
based llm powered poster, the 4channer has been truly deprecated
Anonymous No.76796915 [Report]
>>76795725 (OP)
browns would swing it over their shoulder a la Persian or Indian clubs
Anonymous No.76796928 [Report]
>>76795742
its not that deep little bro, soviets invented kettlebells and they were much more common there than dumbells, what is most known and popular kettlebell movement, overhead press, so what would a soviet do when he picks up a dumbell for the first time ever ? overhead press
Anonymous No.76796967 [Report]
>>76795742
Redditors have no idea what they're missing.
Anonymous No.76796988 [Report] >>76797005
>>76795725 (OP)
Personally my reflex is usually snatching and overhead pressing it t. nafri
Anonymous No.76797003 [Report]
my favorite part about you retards is that you always just take whatever premise or scenario OP gives at face value and then start arguing about it.
Anonymous No.76797005 [Report]
>>76796988
Meant overhead squatting
Anonymous No.76797024 [Report]
>>76795742
LMAO
Based
Anonymous No.76797047 [Report]
>>76795742
Cool story, brah.
Anonymous No.76797052 [Report]
>>76795742
>PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT - GODLY[SUCCESS]
Anonymous No.76797055 [Report]
>>76795952
kek
Anonymous No.76797060 [Report] >>76797897
Here in Argentina, we do things a little differently. We lift weights up and down until our muscles get sore and tired. We call this "ejercicio" and we will do it alone or sometimes with friends. It's really a source of stress relief and offers a sense of community, or "communidad" as we call it here. Americans simply would not understand this.
Anonymous No.76797470 [Report] >>76798434
>>76795742
>the true revolutionary would probably deadlift: he confronts the weight directly, lifts it from the ground -- the pure act of labor stripped of spectacle.
Demolishing his spinal column for nothing = true revolution
Anonymous No.76797476 [Report]
>>76795725 (OP)
Probably worship it as a demon god. Indians crushed themselves with it
Anonymous No.76797491 [Report]
>>76795725 (OP)
A black's first instinct is to start running with it.
Anonymous No.76797499 [Report]
>>76795927
And I got pretty serious with your mom a few decades ago, what of it?
Anonymous No.76797507 [Report] >>76797981 >>76799039
>>76795742
>>76795909
This is how the Internet is going to die. At some point you will just assume you're talking to an AI and be forced to go outside and socialize.
Based
Anonymous No.76797522 [Report]
>>76795742
1. Good post
2. AI post
3. The beauty you build through bodybuilding is also a service done to those who see you
Anonymous No.76797697 [Report]
>>76795742
how about you collectively struggle to get deez nutz in your mouth bitch
Anonymous No.76797897 [Report]
>>76797060
cerra el orto mogólico
no sabes ni que estás en América, amigo
>"communidad"
volvete a tu país de mierda o a la reserva aborigen más cercana
Anonymous No.76797955 [Report]
Unless it's a warmup: Why press a weight so light you can curl it the first time you pick it up?
If you aren't sure you can press it: Why not try to curl it to make sure and get a feel?
If you are so out of shape and out of your depth in front of a weight that a fucking kettlebell or something is "an alien thing you meet an impulsively react to" 2001 SO monolyth style: Why risk a multi-joint movement? Risking the spine. Twisting the body if unilateral? Putting the thing in neck breaking/nape crushing positions? Maybe using explosiveness, even.

>Pavel observed that the people with an olympic weightlifting culture were retarded and weak
>"I'll butt scoot down this near perpendicular to the ground angle building right into concrete while vodka drunk and high on industrial glue" cultural values
Anonymous No.76797966 [Report] >>76798437
>>76795909
lmao imagine thinking every post with punctuation is ChatGPT. sorry bro, some of us just passed high school english. not my fault your brain short-circuits the moment you see a full sentence.
Anonymous No.76797979 [Report]
Eurofags are silly
Anonymous No.76797981 [Report]
>>76797507
AI responses are boring as fuck. I get bored after two or so questions to ChatGPT. It's like talking to a poorly informed textbook.
Anonymous No.76798381 [Report]
>>76795725 (OP)
Russians don't first try to crack their weight to see what's in them to drink?
Anonymous No.76798434 [Report]
>>76795768
shut up idiot

>>76797470
Do you ever get tired of being a bitch? No joke, deadlifts can solve than.
Anonymous No.76798437 [Report]
>>76797966
What an awful pointless post. This kind of dead air, no point, unfunny drivel is a hundred times the threat AI is.
Anonymous No.76798443 [Report]
>>76795927
You are such a stupid piece of shit. I ran it through several and they all said 99% AI.
Anonymous No.76798548 [Report]
>>76795725 (OP)
India - they try to rape the weight
Anonymous No.76798906 [Report]
>>76795838
It's so blatantly chatgpt. OP wrote "it's pretty obvious" and then asked chatgpt to "write a philosophical elaboration of (pasted image)", tweaked it to look less like chatgpt, and then pasted it here for the sweet internet points
Anonymous No.76799039 [Report]
>>76797507
It really is. So many problem in the world are caused by screen/internet addiction. The internet destroying itself and free everyone is hilarious.
Anonymous No.76799050 [Report]
>>76795742
SO if I want to comrademaxx, I need to press and deadlift. Go it, comrade.
Anonymous No.76799449 [Report] >>76799553
I feel like this thread was a turning point for the board, and not in a good way.
Anonymous No.76799553 [Report]
>>76799449
the amount of engagement being wasted on blatant aislop and inability for some to even detect its presence is definitely concerning