Thread 76801380

>started 2 weeks before November anyways
>got curious to see if I can cum hands free
>after 10 minutes straight, until my legs were literally shaking, I lightly pressed down the edge of my ballsac with one thumb, LIGHT PRESS, thrusting my cock in the air
>nutted a shitload
Does this count as failing? My curiosity got the best of me.

>>76801380 (OP)
Hi, I'm an official nofap judge sent by the council.
Your actions are regarded as a class III violation of the official canon rules of nofap, and thus you are disqualified. Better luck next year!

I've had a protestant friend back in the military police academy who claimed the he never fapped and was still a virgin at 21. I've told him that his body needed to release sperm or he could have some serious health issues and he told me that it happens naturally in his sleep. You guys might think that it's bullshit, but if there's a person who'd do that, is that guy. He's an example in literally any area he participates. It's extremely weird how someone can be so incorruptible like that man. He also has photographic memory and could easily become a professional athlete if it wasn't for his dream of being a cop. He finished school at 12 and college at 17. At 18, he passed at the exam to become a cop, but we were only called a few years later because of COVID. He was the 01 of around 3000 guys by the end of it. Nowadays I think that it's a shame that he already achieved his objective because that guy could succeed in literally any area he tried.

>>76801531
> that his body needed to release sperm or he could have some serious health issues and he told me that it happens naturally in his sleep.
He is real. I still observe this after 30. I am virgin too

>>76801380 (OP)
Yes. And you probably watched porn too. Porn is much worse than masturbation, you are defeating all point of NNN.