Thread 76804719

Does ball size matter?

big balls on left = natural, skinnyfat, struggles to bench 185lbs, never seen his abs in his life

small balls on right = roider, shredded & jacked, 315 bench for reps, grainy ripped veiny 6 pack year round

People aren't prudes where I live and I actually feel bad when I get ball mogged in the gym sauna

>>76804719 (OP)
My balls are pretty big, I don't think it means anything. If anything they're too big which probably ends up making my dick look smaller.

>>76804732
Left = Working dick
Right = ED

>>76804719 (OP)
The guys that have that youtube channel are a gay couple btw

>>76804764
Gay couples are way more /fit/ and generally successful than straight couples

>>76804764
>>76804768
Do you think the jeet worships the crackkka's poop?

>>76804719 (OP)
I got fat balls nigga looks like 2 coconuts wrapped in cheesecloth

>>76804719 (OP)
if you're not sackmaxxing you're ngmi

What’s the basis of comparison here? I’ve always had chicks tell me my balls are big but that’s just something girls say and do and they have poor spatial reasoning to begin with without emotional attachment skewing it. I need a man to tell me they’re big

>>76804793
post balls.

>>76804793
>I need a man to tell me they’re big
Boy do I have the solution for you

>>76804751
You're insecure like a little child lol.
Who gives a shit what other people think, when you get in the shower or need to scratch an itch just hold that hefty mass of a manhood in your hands and feel proud that you're a man.

>>76804719 (OP)
The Greeks knew that small penises when not erect were a sign of intelligence, its why most statues have a normal small soft package.

Growers = based
Showers = subhumans


Also bigger balls mean more pee storage room which helps with survival because you dont have to pee as much and leave your scent

>>76804719 (OP)
have you been doing steroids OP why would ball size matter?

I have relatively big balls but I wouldn't really know without a girl's hands or mouth to compare them with.
Regardless I still need to stretch them down to develop a better hang. I gotta start doing a daily routine.

>>76804719 (OP)
I have small balls with a total testosterone of 34.3nmol/l

>>76804732
here we see copimus maximus in its native habitat

>>76804868
Cope

What's stopping me from just using hcg

I would like bigger balls. Major grower with small balls naturally plus now I'm on trt so there are times it's rough down there

>>76804857
Based

You'd think things that are good for natty test production would grow the balls. So like zinc, keeping your nuts cool, working out, good cardio, plenty of sleep etc.
Im not a doctor though, but I've been told I have large nuts and I do those things. Size of a jumbo chicken egg, I have to keep my core strong to prevent too much sagging. Don't want to teabag the toilet water on a warm day.

>>76805545
why would you not run hcg on trt

>>76804768
>eyes
thousand cock stare

>>76804719 (OP)
Idk my balls are noticeably heavier some days. But they're big enough that it warrants a modified gait and sitting posture without a supporting undergarment.

>>76804719 (OP)
Yes, my gfs have always complimented my big balls, women love to sniff big balls too, it's a primordial desire they have

>>76805989
I have and noticed no benefit or really any effects. Thought it might give bigger loads but no dice. It’s like $100 extra for ten weeks through my clinic and I don’t see the point.

>>76805989
Beucase HMG is much better

>>76804719 (OP)
My balls are small now that I roid, I've never had a single bitch ever in my life comment on my balls either way, big or small, it's a non-issue.
If your question is, do big balls lead to more cum, in my experience no, the things that impact my load volume are arousal and time away from fucking, for example, my wife and I were apart for 4 days and when she got back I got her to do reverse cowgirl which she's only done a handful of times in our time together and I shot the fattest fucking load that when she got off my two cups worth of cum fucking splurted out all over the bed and my legs. Missionary sex daily? Minor load. Hot shit/time apart? Fat load

>>76806258
okay well hcg is going to keep your balls full and big, which is what he complained about due to having raisins on trt. So fuck off?

>>76806246
>clinic
oh you're one of those. I mean even $100 a month is cheap enough to keep your balls to me

>>76806292
you can cope all you like but having a woman suck and put your balls in her mouth is much better than not having any balls at all. I've roided and know what it's like

>>76806311
Porn has made you retarded, there's nothing remotely sexual about ball play unless it's the humiliation factor in which case there's a ton of hotter ways to humiliate a bitch

>big balls
>big test

>>76804719 (OP)
LMAO, I have the balls of an 11 year old, and an almost 9 incher. Also 5'6, am I going to make it?

>>76806379
>Also 5'6, am I going to make it
Lol
You're gonna be a great stepdad bro

>>76806386
I'm married with 3 kids. I made it, but I feel bad for you guys with the chicks out there right now. holy fuck

>>76806391
>I'm married with 3 kids
You're renting bro, enjoy it while it lasts

>>76806391
Man I wish I could be as good a provider as you short kings

>>76806321
What? I haven't watched porn in literal years. My balls are sensative and her playing with them makes me wet as fuck

>>76804768
God I wanna watch those two fuck. The gays are into voyeurism right?

>>76806496
Gays are into anything degenerate or evil as a rule of thumb, check this faggot as an example >>76806489

Are there any steroid type stuff that doesn't shrink your balls? I think my ballsack is super aesthetically pleasing.

>>76806754
You cannot imagine the pain of having big balls and thick legs/thighs and having to walk anywhere bro

>>76804768
Okay? Fire's hot, parasites are generally effective. They're not even super predators, they're parasites because they'll never reproduce. Moreover, you can entirely argue letting them live is a waste of resources because of that. I will never understand your way of thinking. You do not have the right to exist just because you are alive.

>>76804719 (OP)
natty here, what influences ball size?

Sometimes my balls are small, and sometimes they are huge, like a tennis ball was in my scrotum. When I nofap and eat healthy, my scrotum gets huge but not always, I'm not sure what exactly influences it.

Long ago there was a forum where men talked about getting their balls bigger and I believe they used mason jars and suction. I wanna have huge balls permanently. But not sure if that would make me infertile.. any tips?

And yeah, when my balls are huge, women love it. It really sets them off and some ask me to send dick pics just because of the balls.

I have massive balls and a chubby 7 inch cock.
I can't do barbell shrugs because it bruises my package, and I have to do long-pull cleans because of it. It is what it is.

>>76806515
pretty angry anon. My balls feel great when my gf plays with them. Lashing out because you have no fucking balls due to being a roid tranny is sad

i have a 5.8 inch johnson and can get rock hard erections….but i have tiny little balls. theyre basically the size of two medium size grapes. im shoot embarassed by them. they dont even really grow hair either, so theyre smooth. also, they dont hang. they stay tight to my body

i get jealous of watching porn where guys have massive grapefruits dangling and swinging around like the arm of a grandfather clock. especially black men. not a racial thing or anything, just my noticing they tend to be very large and full.


is it just genetics? should i just forget about all this?

>>76804719 (OP)
Honestly I have no idea if my balls are big or small. I have a tendency to look at my body and see "small" because I have a bit of bigorexia, but at least I know I have that problem.

>>76804719 (OP)
Thread theme:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WwJ6OVSwkM

>>76804719 (OP)
I personally wish my balls were bigger. But I've never had a single woman comment that they were large or small, so no, I don't think it matter

>>76807371
gayest post i’ve read here in months.

>>76807052
Just troon out already

>>76806481
Tom Cruise is the worst example they could have picked

>>76807371
No, it’s not normal, go see a doctor. In Europe, where we have a healthcare system for everyone and not just the upper classes, kids are checked if their testicles descended normally. If not, it’s a condition called cryptorchidism and it requires surgery. Otherwise you may have higher chances to get testicular cancer and other conditions later in life. Go get checked.

>>76804747
how long do you need to ball gaze to accurately gauage another man's ball size compared to yours?

>>76806332
That makes sense in theory, but I have comically small balls, the smallest I've ever seen, yet I fluctuate between 800 and 900 ng/dL test natty

>>76804755
My dick works 10-15 times a week and my lil fellers are the same size as the right one.

>>76806481
Something about the "extra hour of housework" makes it sound like good boy points.

>ball bread
>0 balls posted
gay bread

>>76804719 (OP)
My ballsack is somewhat short, it won’t go down a lot during hot days. Used to have a gf that played with it a lot.
Girls are weird when it comes to balls.

>>76804768
>Gay couples are way more /fit/
They also cheat like hell.

>>76804719 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwsLpPCujCw

>>76804719 (OP)
It must have something to do with the epididymis and sperm production.

>>76804768
Dude... seeing those guys fuck must be quite an spectacle. Even if you are not gay. God i wish women finally get into gymcelism so they turn into rabid fuck machines

>>76804793
I get compliments over the thickness of my cock and balls, im talking bitches going crazy when i fuck them and fondling my balls casually. Lenght is just a wow factor. No, no one ever told me my dick is short

>>76806292
Unironically, if you dont cum, your balls shrink. Thats my experience, im not a doctor

>>76806413
NTA but you sure are a fucking pile of joy

>>76810297
Seriously what a fucking piece of shit. The large majority of white, non insane people who get married, stay married.

>>76810309
>The large majority of white, non insane people who get married, stay married.
Not true.
>t. Divorce lawyer
However, if you want to keep things up, you CANNOT stop dating your wife/gf. 99% of divorces are because one side loses interest, either the wife gets fat (much smaller proportion) or the wife doesn't feel appreciated anymore.
You should be taking your wife out 2-3x a month even after 10 years of marriage. Too many couples stop dating after 2-3 years and then the spark is lost on the woman's side (which leads to divorce).
If you want a wife/gf, you have to understand it's the same time investment as getting a high energy working dog. You have to stimulate its mind or it's gonna destroy your place.
You're welcome. And I don't give a fuck what you think about my profession.

>>76804768
But they're fags so anything they do and say is completely invalid

>>76804719 (OP)
every chick i've been with has said my big balls were a turn on

>>76810690
I think you have a fine profession and I hope you continue to see the results you desire.

>>76804719 (OP)
Your balls expand and contract depending on how many sprints you do
more sprints = more balls

>>76810690
>Not true.
Yes it is. White people with jobs who aren't total disasters have a low divorce rate. What are you saying it is, high?

not sure what girls prefer but most of the guys I'm with like my hangers

>>76810725
I've been running and my balls are bigger.

>>76804719 (OP)
I'm going to circumcise the neck of the creator of asap science for hygiene reasons

>>76804719 (OP)
I have big fucking balls and an average sized dick (6" erect).
my balls contribute to always having a big bulge in my pants. I used to be self-conscious but honestly women probably either look or they dont, so what?

>>76806754
>Are there any steroid type stuff that doesn't shrink your balls?
Yes.
I take enclomiphene (12.5 mg) and rub testosterone cream on my balls every day. Normally I apply 50 mg of testosterone, which gets me to about 1,500 ng/dl, but on this particular day I did two clicks.
In lieu of a photo of my balls I've included my LH and FSH results which show that I don't have any testicular shutdown.

>>76811473
Being embarassed and trying to hide my bulge gave me posture issues

>>76804719 (OP)
how come sometimes balls shrive up and sometimes they hang?

>>76813000
Body heat, that's how temperature is regulated. When the balls have to cool off, they are lowered, when it's cold they retract into the body

>>76813010
what the... so what is their true form in a vacuumless, temperatureless, airless, coldless, hotless environment ?

>>76813020
you literally shit them out of your body some time after you are born into your elastic ballsack that allows to adapt to its enviroment. there is no true form

>>76804719 (OP)
I got mad tight balls, very minimal droop or sag, and I always thought it'd be nice to stretch my scrotum a bit longer, both sexually and for fitness reasons (lower heat->higher test, I know the opposite is true at least)
is there a way to safely do this without fucking up my balls, like could I get some kind of 1/8th pl8 that would latch closed (with a hole) between my balls and my dick? or can you not stretch whatever connects the balls and your body

>>76813020
Irrelevant question, such an environment does not exist

>>76813464
Lmao anything a person can imagine exists anon, language precedes thought for all but the most high, and experience precedes either

>>76813488
Explain such a situation then. When is a man in such an environment that his balls can be measured?

>>76813517
No, the other anon explained it perfectly, your brain being unable to create a mindspace replica for internal review is symptomatic of a weakened and hungry soul, pray on the matter

>>76813488
>>76813524
pseud

>>76813611
I can't even begin to imagine how scary it must be to live in this world, with the rules of it and the surrounding universe presented to your every sense, yet you, being trained by leftist atheists to reject your senses, deny what you see, what you feel, what you hear. In this same manner people with once functioning sensory organs become nigger lovers, saying "this beast doesn't smell bad he simply smells different and the differences in man strengthen us somehow I guess", likewise the same school of thought compelled by satan to his highest advisors on earth have convinced you to reject God even though he speaks to you through instinct, through your gut, through your senses, yet you hear His voice as you see His divine code and you deny Him and you deny It because earthliness in all it's horror is a worthwhile yet temporal trade you've bartered Heaven for

>>76813635
I dunno if people just usually stop talking to you when you start wordvomiting but this schizodrivel directly contradicts your previous posts where you said one ought to be able to mentally construct a "perfectly explained" "coldless hotless" environment which is a contradiction of god's natural laws
you retarded pseud

>>76813524
Nice deflection, does that mean you can't explain what I asked? I accept your concession

>>76813659
You believe we know all there is to know, I believe all we can imagine necessarily exists whether we've encountered it or not. I do not believe the "laws" of science, I believe they're a haughty regurgitation of current and limited experience

>>76813674
I'm imagining a bullet in your gut

>>76813689
I state firmly, no demon or intermediary of such shall have further discourse with me. God help these people and the people exposed to them. Amen.

>>76804719 (OP)
you aspergers will argue over any broscience