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Anonymous No.76805082 [Report] >>76805093 >>76805160 >>76805168 >>76805329 >>76805473 >>76805493 >>76805701 >>76805721 >>76805896 >>76807460 >>76807495 >>76807608 >>76807624 >>76807632 >>76809906
>le there's no gym for your face!!1
Actually, the gym is also for your face.
Anonymous No.76805093 [Report] >>76805473 >>76805721 >>76807765
>>76805082 (OP)
Not if you start skinny
Anonymous No.76805160 [Report] >>76805473 >>76805721
>>76805082 (OP)
He looked better before
Anonymous No.76805168 [Report] >>76805721
>>76805082 (OP)
pedophile looking mf on the left fr fr
Anonymous No.76805177 [Report] >>76805272 >>76808748
>people who wear hats, at all, ever
Anonymous No.76805261 [Report] >>76807424
I liked his first vids but I think he's literally going insane now with his obsessions. And his self-photoshops no longer come across as funny (maybe they never were) but just vanilla IG-girlie narcissism.

He ran his shopped face through some garbage "guess my age" app and says it said he looks 18. After repeating if for the 10th time I realized "whoa, this nigga actually believes that and isn't joking"
Anonymous No.76805272 [Report] >>76805297 >>76805334 >>76805483 >>76807602 >>76807641 >>76808748 >>76808762 >>76810223
>>76805177
Yeah what’s up with so many hatters in any gym?
What’s the purpose of hats indoors
Anonymous No.76805297 [Report] >>76805432 >>76805483 >>76807602
>>76805272
Think its mainly to hide receding hairline or bald spots, but its kinda funny because everyone knows thats what theyre doing, so by trying to hide it theyre just highlighting it
Anonymous No.76805329 [Report] >>76805483
>>76805082 (OP)
This guy is mad ugly if you actually have seen his videos/his face in motion.
Anonymous No.76805334 [Report] >>76805358 >>76805456
>>76805272
They're bald or getting there. Any guy with a hat who's over age 25 and not going to a baseball game is bald or getting there.
Anonymous No.76805358 [Report]
>>76805334
False.
Anonymous No.76805432 [Report]
>>76805297
Anonymous No.76805456 [Report]
>>76805334

>Be me 31 head full of hair so thick my barber charges me double.
>Wake up, shower, and go to leave for gym.
>Live in PNW where it's raining
>Just pomaded my hair and dont want it to have it run into my eyes or have to dry hair at gym.
>Pop on baseball cap
>great workout.

When you open that shit spewing anus you call a mouth, do you think first?
Anonymous No.76805473 [Report] >>76805477 >>76807447
>>76805082 (OP)
>>76805093
>>76805160
Gym for your face is called hardmaxxing (cosmetic surgery). The person you posted is a relatively known BP youtuber and he has openly stated that he had a surgery where he removed fat from his jaw area and added fat under his eye area.
This wasn't the result of dieting but rather cosmetic surgery.
Yes lean is law but dieting will only get you so far if you don't have the proper genetics (for example if you tend to primarily store fat on your face)
Anonymous No.76805477 [Report]
>>76805473

Welp this threads over. Fucking got em anon nice one.
Anonymous No.76805483 [Report] >>76805514
>>76805272
>>76805297
>>76805329
Fashion.
It's not always that someone is balding.
Anonymous No.76805493 [Report]
>>76805082 (OP)
From chad to faggot aids patient
Anonymous No.76805514 [Report]
>>76805483
Holy cope
Anonymous No.76805701 [Report]
>>76805082 (OP)
went from ugly to ugly
Anonymous No.76805721 [Report] >>76807309 >>76807447
>>76805082 (OP)
>>76805093
>>76805160
>>76805168
That's literally a blackpill youtuber who got fat grafting in his upper eyelids and other procedures done
Anonymous No.76805896 [Report]
>>76805082 (OP)
>pouting the like a faggot woman
Industrial society and its consequences
Anonymous No.76807309 [Report]
>>76805721
>That's literally a blackpill youtuber who got fat grafting in his upper eyelids and other procedures done
And turns up the filters and lighting to 11 in his thumbnails.
Anonymous No.76807424 [Report]
>>76805261
What male would even want to look 18
Anonymous No.76807447 [Report]
>>76805473
>>76805721
/thread
Let us be done with this silly ragebait
Anonymous No.76807460 [Report]
>>76805082 (OP)
incredibly gay lips
Anonymous No.76807495 [Report] >>76807757
>>76805082 (OP)
Why does this myth exist when there's plenty of facial muscle exercises that exist? There's also mastic gum and oil pulling that helps too. They give gradual improvements but nobody really bothers doing them because unless something is going to give you dramatic results like plastic surgery instantly, then it must be a scam or not worth doing. Think about all the muscles in your face...why would they work any differently to the rest of your body? The main difference in results compared to bodybuilding with other muscles is your face looks tighter, sharper, more youthful, your jaw will look sharper yes but you have to drop this autistic idea that you're going to have a gigachad jaw or some shit. If you've ever had a day where you look in the mirror and notice ooh my face looks a little off today, whether that's stress, poor sleep etc. after doing these exercises even on your bad days you'll look way better than your best days before doing them.
Anonymous No.76807602 [Report]
>>76805272
>>76805297
I'm bald and wear a hat because it's pretty cold if you shave your head.
Anonymous No.76807608 [Report]
>>76805082 (OP)
>losing weight makes your face thinner
whoa
Anonymous No.76807624 [Report] >>76807651
>>76805082 (OP)
It's crazy that the generation before us knew nothing about looksmaxxing and once the men hit 40 they were just fat 2/10s whose only chance in life to get pleasure is prostitutes or grooming children over chat rooms
Anonymous No.76807632 [Report]
>>76805082 (OP)
Not all of us are fat.
I hate how fatties are incapable of realizing that a lot of people start out as skellies
Anonymous No.76807641 [Report]
>>76805272
I personally wear a hat when I have bed head
Most guys with hats in the gym are trying to hide their balding
Anonymous No.76807651 [Report] >>76810244
>>76807624
It used to be that 90% of guys at 40 were married. 40 year old millennials are cooked, something like 40% of 40 year olds in 2024 had never been married. Dunno if it will be better, worse, or the same for zoomers.
Anonymous No.76807757 [Report] >>76808323
>>76807495
Facts. I've told this to women and never got anything but disbelief. As in they say 'whoa, I thought you were a lot younger, what's your secret?'. I tell them and they just get angry, 'come on, what surgery did you get, if you don't want to tell me just say so'. So I've stopped telling them and just say "dunno, just genetics I guess."

pic: me with black girls
Anonymous No.76807765 [Report]
>>76805093
Seethe skinny

t. Big boned
Anonymous No.76808323 [Report] >>76808506 >>76808800
>>76807757
They've been brainwashed by the industry. I think it's only really known in the modelling industry. Like actual models. Facial muscle exercises done consistently(which most women would be incapable of) will probably give better results than plastic surgery. In fact i'd argue probably even better results since the job of all facial muscles is really to hold the face together and the stronger they are, the more toned and youthful you will appear because not only is the skin not sagging, the nervous and lymph system is better able to do its job with reduced inflammation. The trick is to get these kinds of results you have to be putting in the same effort you would imagine you would need to put in anywhere else in the body for them to be exceptional.

For oil pulling and chewing mastic gum I don't do that shit while watching tv or doing chores and shit. I look in the mirror or straight ahead at a wall and I chew or swish the oil keeping that posture for ages. It sounds autistic but if you think about it, imagine if you were trying to get a good burn doing hammercurls while walking around the room focused on tv or some shit. It'd be shit. When you actually treat it like a workout you can stay in that burn feeling all your inner tongue and cheek muscles deeply. Sometimes i've done it for what felt like 20 minutes. and to make it harder after a while, i started looking directly upwards while chewing/oil pulling to get a deeper burn in the muscles being used. Once i got to that point after a few months I was actually impressed. And that's just 2 exercises, not even covering all the other facial muscle exercises you can do for the whole face.

I can see why you gave up because this info, as lifechanging as it could be for someone's self confidence and beauty, will go by the wayside. This stuff is actually so blatantly obvious and simple.
Anonymous No.76808506 [Report]
>>76808323
>I can see why you gave up because this info, as lifechanging as it could be for someone's self confidence and beauty, will go by the wayside. This stuff is actually so blatantly obvious and simple.
It's like telling fatties "no, seriously, just take in fewer calories. That's it."

Since you obviously know what's up here's a huge time-saving mewing tip: use an exercise band instead of mastic gum. I mean those heavy duty 12" bands. Grab one end at chest level, other end in your mouth over your lower molars, and chomp away for sets of 30 or so.
Anonymous No.76808748 [Report]
>>76805177
>>76805272
Wearing hats is cruise control for cool.
Anonymous No.76808762 [Report]
>>76805272
the treadmills at my gym face big massive windows and the sun is blaring in my face. worthless shut reception is too lazy to put the blinds down every day
Anonymous No.76808800 [Report] >>76809257 >>76809755
>>76808323
which facial exercises though? there's a million of them online and how does someone figure out which are legit?
Anonymous No.76809257 [Report]
>>76808800
>which facial exercises though?
This forum will tell you deadlifts are all you need for face, bro.
Anonymous No.76809755 [Report]
>>76808800
Anonymous No.76809761 [Report]
Every looksmaxx personality ever spews bullshit

all you have to do is be lean. If you are unattractive then you lose. If you are attractive then leaning out makes you 10x more attractive. All these glowups is losing bodyfat and nothing more
Anonymous No.76809906 [Report]
>>76805082 (OP)
>lighting
every single time
Anonymous No.76810223 [Report]
>>76805272
i have long hair and it keeps it away from face
Anonymous No.76810244 [Report]
>>76807651
good, most marriages are failures. all you need is to find a woman to have your kid.