Thread 76812629

>guy crashes into my car
>He's drunk as fuck and a bloatlord
>Try to hold him until police arrives
>Gets aggravated
>Have to walk backwards to avoid him being within a grabbing or striking distance
>Guy goes back in the car and flees because it took 30 minutes for police to arrive
It was a huge wake up call to start lifting weights so where do I start?

>>76812629 (OP)
what third world uncivilized shithole do you live in klok

>>76812629 (OP)
get a knife and learn how to use it

>>76812633
>Implying shit like this doesn't happen everywhere

>>76812634
It's not worth getting arrested and throwing you life away because some lowlife can't control his booze. I could have punched him but desu I don't think I would ko him since there was around a 60lb difference between us.

literally just kick him in his balls
stop acting as if something like that is below you when you need to protect yourself or anyone else. you need to get the job down, not prove to some imaginary audience that you can beat him fairly
that being said, you should indeed start working out.

>>76812629 (OP)
you did at least take pictures and get his plates and file a claim right

>>76812768
Yes to both.

>>76812634
>British (brown) hands wrote this

>>76812634
lol wut?? Stabbing the guy definitely is NOT the play here

>>76812629 (OP)
That crying laughing face pisses me off

>>76812902
Women can't go a day without embarrassing their man.

>>76812629 (OP)
now he doesn't just have dui but hit and run too. not a god day for that guy. plus you should press charges for intimidation etc.

>>76812634
>yeah bro just stab a guy over a fender bender
>>76813214
you're not gonna get a DUI if the police didn't catch you intoxicated

>>76812629 (OP)
>not taking a picture of his plate
retard alert

>>76813262
I have his plate number and passed it to the police.

>>76812634
Carrying a knife for self defense is absolutely retarded. Carry a gun if you legally can, or carry pepper spray if you're in some commie shithole state/country. A knife is the worst of both worlds when it comes to self defense.

>>76812768
Then it's not really your problem anymore. Insurance and the police will have to take it from there. If there's an obvious accident and the other party just decided to fuck off, that only serves to work in your favor.

Plot twist, the guy contacted me and has offered to take my car to his mechanic to fix the damage without us getting insurance involved, way too sketchy and I'm leaving this to be fixed by the insurance anyway.

>>76813248
>>76812811
There's a few guys or maybe just the same guy going to every thread even vaugly confrontational and encouraging anons to kill people, then calling anyone who disagrees a pussy and to be a real man
>Fender bender? Get a knife, learn how to use it
>Zoomer punched you in boxing? Follow him out to the carpark after the gym and hit him in the head with a brick
>Boomer laughed at you in front of his girlfriend? Wait until he's on the bench press then smash his teeth in with a dumbbell

>>76812629 (OP)
>be freshman me cramming in a cafe
>hear commotion outside window
>tall rangy black guy is raging at a car while holding crowbar
>car swings open
>arab manlet with cauliflower ear jumps out, KO black in 10 secs
>cop came ages later as the black is regaining conciousness
>mfw years later i found out manlet is firas zahabi gsp's teacher

twas wake up call to learn mma for me bros.

>>76812629 (OP)
Get a dash cam (wireless, front and rear view). Assuming you can't carry a real weapon, buy The Club (picrel) and keep next to your driver's seat. It's a steering wheel lock so it's legal everywhere, but really it's just a skull bashing tool. Back in the 90s every boomer kept one of these in their car. The U shaped bit at the top slides out and you're left with basically a hammer. Next time some shit like this happens just pull over, take note of the licence plate in your phone, call the cops, and wait in your car with The Club.

>>76812629 (OP)
Katie :)

>>76814652
Was the 90s as lawless as now? Why did they fall out of fashion?

>>76812633
Texas

>>76812629 (OP)
>start lifting weights
Learn some fight techniques if you think about defending yourself or state your business, not lifting weights.

>>76812629 (OP)
>Plot twist: the perp was actually Doll

>>76812629 (OP)
>obligatory "read the sticky" post
I wish I could strike people who ask this question without at least giving details to what their goals are.
>Where do I start?
Idk you stupid bastard just move. If it can't be answered in the sticky then say that. At least a simple Google search or something. With AI rising these retards won't have any resistance to at least try and think for themselves.

>>76815254
Back in the day any idiot could steal a parked car with just a screwdriver. If you didn't have some added protection like a wheel lock and you parked overnight in a city you were basically a sitting duck. Also, panhandlers used to be 100x more aggressive in NYC, LA etc. They would go up to your car at a traffic light, spray your windshield with nasty cleaning fluid and start wiping it down a sponge as a makeshift car wash. If you didn't give them some change for this useless """service""" they would start shit with you. If you wanted them to leave you alone you had to avoid eye contact and immediately tell them to fuck off as soon as they touched your car. This all ended in the mid 90s when urban mayors purged these people (called "squeegee men") from the streets by throwing them all in jail on whatever petty charges the police could come up with.

>>76812811
Stabbing the guy? It's for slashing his tires and preventing him from fleeing, you lunatic.

>>76814176
its hard to tell whether its just mentally ill guys baiting or a psyop from the chinese. people will spam stuff on /g/ like "why not just do crimes to make money?" in unemployment threads which has to be a psyop.
there is at least one guy on here who just makes pointless baits about combat sports. there are just strange retards online. who knows.

>>76815702
>"why not just do crimes to make money?"
I get how Trump does it with the crypto pump-and-dumps, but how can I monetize jaywalking?
>asking for a friend

>>76812629 (OP)
he's 1.83m