Thread 76812939

just be a somewhat slim chill dude that works out and your life will improve

>>76812939 (OP)
i care about women's butts, buttholes, butt cheeks, and butt smells

>>76812939 (OP)
nice ai pic

>>76812947
you have worms

>>76812939 (OP)
Lie. I've seen women stare at me in the gym doing heavy rows the same way dudes stare at women playing volley ball. If you have sizable muscles and you can output serious strength then that's almost like porn to them seeing it. It's cavewoman shit. They see you whoop a dudes ass who has been a problem, lead a crowd and show outward leadership, lift something they think is absurd, primal monkey brain stuff, it's a huge turn on

>>76812951
i'm sorry lil bro
>>76812988
fighting > lifting weights
it doesnt matter how much you bench if another man can kill you barehanded or even on a chimpout, primal impulses come from pure virility and violence yes lifting is high test but being violent is their biggest turn on
all the serial killers they simp for are literal sticks

>>76812939 (OP)
Isn't she quite literally hobbit-sized?

>>76813054
yeah she's like 5'3" so the guy must be some like 5'6-5'7" pussy slayer balding marine that took her to ball like a g while all the gym influencers around too busy being femdom twinks

>>76813070
He isn't bald tho. Just a clean shave

>>76813070
>she's like 5'3"
lol she wishes, she's shorter than nippard

>>76813041
Y'know I've been wondering about a female fitness influence to military recruitment advertising pipeline being hidden in plain sight. I'll keep note of this to see if the theory holds weight over the coming months. We might see Patty and friends singing YVAN EHT NIOJ pretty soon, fellas.

>>76813090
its nippaaaud mane
>>76813100
No hate to Patty but her audience and by extension the "muscle mommy" simps are the fucking worst I've ever met online, they're all like nippard without the money, cringe fucks

>>76813041
>>76812939 (OP)
She's 5'3 lol imagine this couple of dwarves strolling around your gym

>>76813638
why would you care how tall a hot woman is? it's not like she's latina height, average woman in america is 5'4" so she's not far behind

>>76812939 (OP)
>>76813041
It is Marine Corps tradition to marry a hoe as a young E3. Good on him.

>>76812939 (OP)
>He's even shorter

KEK
USMC really is a nest for gremlins and goblins.

>>76814809
she's wearing high heels

>>76812939 (OP)
Another Chud convinced to die for Israel. The nose knows.

Is that two men? She has manly biceb

>>76812939 (OP)
>the height difference
>the dress
>the whore-esqe sleves
>the smug look in the eyes
you just know she rides any strange cock she can get her hands on whenever he's away for more than a day

>>76813613
It is masculine to desire women with femininity, only weak-ass males want "muscle mommys", do not confuse with "wheyfus" where the fetish stems from submitting them. At the same time, varbies DO NOT want puny dyels for husbands.

LMAO at all of the coping and seething incels that can’t stand the fact that this bald manlet gets to plow patty

>>76812939 (OP)
Is that Patty? If so she looks extremely dyel. Like any other women really.

>>76812939 (OP)
True, I used to always get girls when I was a skinny Emo dressed rock fag, now I’m a ripped white supremacist with a buzz cut and I still get plenty of women.

>>76816069
"fit" is truly a crabs in a bucket board with internalized cuck mentality

How pathetic

I knew Patty was based

>>76813041
>fighting > lifting weights
>it doesnt matter how much you bench if another man can kill you barehanded or even on a chimpout, primal impulses come from pure virility and violence yes lifting is high test but being violent is their biggest turn on

No woman has ever comprehended that I know how to fight. In my decade + of competing in judo, BJJ, muay thai, and (not competing in) MMA nobody has ever given a shit. I promise muscles are more important

>>76816415
anon if youre not ripped and with wings for lats after doin all that MMA of course ppl are gonna doubt you

>>76816415
Throwing a punch cant hurt me 8f you are weak

>>76813041
Fighting what nigga? Brown children for your jewish masters?

Yeah I know I’m working out for them bc I’m a fag.

>>76816397
All women are bottom feeding whores brah. And good goy military faggots are the BIGGEST cucks on Earth.

fucking ZOGbots

>>76812939 (OP)
>bald
>manlet literally as short as Patty
>looks 12 going on 50 with babby face plus Chudlines
>too much mustache to even respirator properly
If Burgerstan's whole military gets this dysgenic, it won't even be able to defeat Thailand or Mexico or some shit.

Bro really needed some hGH... like Patty is too short for a tallchad like me to date, but that height is downright pathological for males, especially in the military.

Women are into aura. No I cannot elaborate

>>76812939 (OP)
>>76813041
So you're telling me Pattys boyfriend is 5'5 AND bald?

>>76817828
No he is ack-chilly like all of five feet even.

sorry chad, but in the real world the bald manlet gets the girl.
feel free to seethe about it tho!

>>76812939 (OP)
where's the pic of this guy and that girl after his face got melted and reconstructed

>>76817801
Yet he still pulled Patty and you're here... Malding

Rent and shrekt

>*chad gets with stacy*
>OMG IT'S LITERALLY OVER
>*incel loser gets with stacy*
>OMG IT'S LITERALLY OVER
Shouldn't you guys be happy that there is breathing proof you can look like shit and still fuck good pussy? I will never understand inceldom

>>76812939 (OP)
>>76813041
why does patty look 40 years old?

>>76813041
>how much you bench if another man can kill you barehanded
>but being violent is their biggest turn on
We all know that, but we don't give a fucking chance of importance.
Why there is always a dude here typing about violence as primary key for achieving success?

>>76812939 (OP)
Somebody draw the lines!

>>76818479
she's looked 40 ever since she showed up like 5+ years ago honestly

>>76814606
men want to be women nowadays
>>76817753
this but unironically

>>76818479
Mid face plus relatively low bf for a woman. That's it. She isn't ugly but objectively a 5/10.

>>76817753
So? I'm not shitting on some guy because he found a girl or success. Get over yourself.

>>76812939 (OP)
I knew she'd land a man eventually but it still hurts vros...

>>76814824
oh, that makes it better then. my mistake.

>>76817801
>"that height is downright pathological for males, especially in the military"
>laughs at you in 5'5

>>76814890
This.
I thought it was a dude and his trans wife.