Thread 105566118

>The one billionth repository on github is repo from some indian called "shit"
pottery

>>105566118 (OP)
First

kek

>>105566191
I'm not a pedo but those are some incredibly beautiful eyes

>>105566191
when she sees my benis

>>105566191
child sex

child pregnency

>>105566118 (OP)
Not surprising actually. 99.99% of the website is poojeets producing shit.

>>105566302
>>105566561
>>105566570
It's AI generated you fucking retards

>repo has nothing but an empty readme
For what purpose?

>>105566614
wonder what types of images it's trained on...

>>105566187
Fifth~

>>105566714
That's just the average GitHub repo.

>>105566761
good thread

>>105566118 (OP)
based

>>105567099
your webm has aids

>>105566118 (OP)
Wasted

>>105566118 (OP)
epic Idian superpower GET

>>105566118 (OP)
Liquid Sars, we can't stop winning!

>>105566118 (OP)
Why not post a link for ease of access?
https://github.com/AasishPokhrel/shit/issues/1

>>105568967
>shit issues

>>105568978
Kek

>the entirety of software, semiconductor design, cybersecurity, and every other critical industry of the 21st century is being handed off to these people
Nothing bad will happen in 5-20 years

>>105569122
>>the entirety of software, semiconductor design, cybersecurity, and every other critical industry of the 21st century
in the western world

>>105566714
the indians were spamming repos to get the get

>>105569325
>unfairly
The hate for those countries is fair.

The only one I would say is "unfair" is India and the reason why I say this is because Israel and the US can be hated because of their ACTIONS.

But india is just hated for being rapey, pathetic, smelly, disgusting and subhuman, sure, eating cow shit isn't normal, but you are not hurting anybody besides yourself, other than that, the dislike for those 3 countries is completely justified.

>>105566714
update readme

>>105566118 (OP)
Good morning sir!

>>105569375
>But india is just hated for being rapey, pathetic, smelly, disgusting and subhuman, sure, eating cow shit isn't normal, but you are not hurting anybody besides yourself, other than that, the dislike for those 3 countries is completely justified.
those are actions anon so yes its fair to hate them. I blame the eternal anglo every last problem we face nowadays comes from their shitty empire and their insistence to stick their nose everywhere.

>>105566714
So they can put their GitHub on their CV and it isnt empty

>>105566118 (OP)
lul

jesus christ
https://github.com/AasishPokhrel/shit/pull/25
https://github.com/AasishPokhrel/shit/pull/26

>>105566118 (OP)
Almost seems (((staged))).

>>105567099
Nice hack, fren.

>>105569325
how do I, an american, tell this dumb chink he is wrong?

>>105569471
>noses
hmmmm

>>105569722
It's the 1 billion-th repo so the number of repos created per second must be so high that's it seems indeed impossible to legitimately obtain a GET from the outside.

But why would Microsoft shame India like that? I think it's an internal guy doing this to embarrass Microsoft/GitHub as a fuck you for pushing India so hard and firing white guys.

>>105569122
That should make... resistance, easier. Vulnerabilities galore! It all works out in the end.

>>105569748
by killing yourself

>>105566118 (OP)
>>105566826
>>105567099
>>105568958
>>105569588
>>105569605
Going by the profile picture (In India, license plate numbers have to be in roman script, but the bike in the profile picture has the license plate in Nepali Devnagari) and picrel, the author is Nepali and not Indian.

It's close but not quite the poetic justice /g/ was hoping for.

t. Indian

>>105569799
>india
>nepal
It's all the same shit

>>105569785
Not if you count them and automatically set the 1 billionth git to be a jeet post.

If(GitPost.count < iBillionth || GitPost.count > iBillionth)
{
Do nuffin;
}
else
{
Load.ShitJeetPostSaar;
Hands.rub();
}

>>105567099
LOADSAMONE

>>105569785
>But why would Microsoft shame India like that? I think it's an internal guy doing this to embarrass Microsoft/GitHub as a fuck you for pushing India so hard and firing white guys.
It would be a sort of dog whistle from (((them))). Both God and Satan do it all the time. They want a laugh too. It is entertaining to us. (((They))) do it because they know we matter and (((they))) also demonstrate they have no morals, are not truly loyal to liberalism, will betray liberals, and are only loyal to Satan. They own the world, they can do whatever they want. Who is going to stop them, they want a kick out of it too.

https://youtu.be/qoeboLEGWus

>>105569834
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GitHub
>Launched April 10, 2008; 17 years ago

1_000_000_000/(17*365*24*3600)
= 1.86528188139792 repos created per second
That's on average, it must a lot more than that since Github is more active now than ever. Currently it must 10 times more than that at least.
I doubt it would work unless you have 50 computers doing this at the same time. It takes many seconds to create a repo so it's ever harder in fact.

>>105569891
Who is going to stop them?*

>>105569475
isnt there a program that can simulate activity on github?

>>105569895
switch (CheckConditionStatement())
{
case: True
EnablePost();
case: False
RunCondition();
}

>>105566118 (OP)
We really oughtn't to have that many.

>>105570022
Oughtnotn't*

>>105569810
>>105569840
Like I said, close, but not perfect poetic justice.

>>105570029
poetic my Indus

>>105566714
It's a mild improvement over fucking up the expressjs repo's readme.

>>105569748
>eagle pfp
he's one of yours retard

>>105569923
you don't need to simulate activity.
because of how git works, you can just create 365 commits and modify their dates to make it look like you've made one commit every day.

you can even use github's workflows to automatically do it for free

>>105569799
>>105569122
>open readme nothing but 'shit' written in big letters
Would've been believable, but went too far, so it's just a racist troll probably from here.

>>105566118 (OP)
that's a Nepalese hindu Brahmin.

>>105570331
>there is no racist outside of 4chan

>>105566714
perfect for good looks saar

the absolute state of orange reddit

>>105566118 (OP)
Amazing

>>105570271
bew, by bwork bere ib done :DDD

>>105569799
If you were a real Indian then you would know that Nepal is rightful Indian clay.

>>105570433
No, I have a few real acquaintances living in Nepal and they're happy enough to be on their own and we have no historical claim over nepal, so I don't see why, unlike say kashmir, which we do have a strong historical claim upon.

>>105569375
>>105569471
>indians r rapey
rich coming from a place that legalized women flashing other families and kids and get away with rape a lot

>>105570375
>probably

>>105566714
to check digits

>>105566714
Saar, update README.md

SAAR UPDATE README BEAUTIFIL MERGE ASAP @EpicDevTeam

>>105566118 (OP)
Someone needs to add a build.zig

>>105570499
checked

>>105570452
why must you respond to every retard? Haven't you got things to do

>>105570566
Double checked.

>>105570401
hm...... gay..

>>105570590
Why else would I be on 4chan?

>>105566118 (OP)
this is beyond parody

>>105566118 (OP)
>shit in the git

>>105570331
>open readme nothing but 'shit' written in big letters
that readme is the default

why do they always have the same profile page

>>105571672
You aren't passionate enough to understand

>>105571672
Won't the compiler literallly tell you that you're missing a semicolon and on which line it's missing.

>>105571672
He's developed a deep appreciation for the importance of punctuation in coding!

>>105566714
funni

>>105570861
>designated
>shitting
>git

>>105566118 (OP)
I guess you can't react with a shit emoji, otherwise that would be a lost opportunity

>>105569325
>top and bottom left
they are the same picture

People joke about Superpower 2020 but unironically, being an Indian on the internet is the greatest superpower you can ask for. If I want a lot of people to support me on something, I just post the opposite with an obnoxious declaration of being an Indian and now I have an entire army of chuds standing with me. It's glorious.