It's fine, I'm sure they're only tracking the stolen ones.

>>105566982 (OP)
They'll get it back jamal

Why can't we have a default security feature that does this if a negro tries to unlock your phone?

>>105566982 (OP)
dont worry, once you paid for the iphone they reflash the firmware right in the product box via a proprietary wifi backdoor

return it, Brantley

>>105567086
The happiness a negro will get from the crack rock he buys using money from selling your cell phone is more than the unhappiness that you feel from having to buy a brand new iPhone

>>105566982 (OP)
>gutenschwager
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Can Apple lock Bluetooth gadgets e.g. airpods?

>>105566982 (OP)
this makes me support apple's anti-repair policies actually

>>105566982 (OP)
hopefully they're smart enough to smash the phone so it can't be recovered as apple plans to do

>>105566982 (OP)
Give it back, Jose

The stolen device protection is probably the best anti joggers feature.

>letting them know
It should just alert authorities quietly.

>>105567981
Obsessed brimstone o algo

>>105567999
Weird that commiepedotroons haven't called that feature racist yet

>>105566982 (OP)
iNIGGERS BTFO

>>105566982 (OP)
I can track my stolen Iphone from iCloud so this isn’t really surprising to me. Also, where do you think google maps gets their traffic data? From tracking your android phone!

>>105568071
Most people don't know this but there is a hidden "feature" setting inside google maps where it sends telemetry data to google whenever you shake your device.

>>105567086
i dont think it calls the cops on them but a stolen iphone you can't face unlock or crack the pin on is basically a brick

>>105568039
Did a test with my colleague a few months back when we tried it out. Apple locked down within 5 feet while Android took like 100 feet.

business idea: smartphone lithium battery self ignition if theft is detected.

>>105567262
like iCloud locks on iPhones? Not that I'm aware of. My airpods were thrifted (I know, ew. I sanitized the crap out of them in every way possible.) And I had no issues pairing them. I've never noticed any locking feature with their keyboards and other input devices.

I wager iCloud locks are more for things that would hold personal information (phones, computers,) to discourage theft of those. Someone steals your earbuds, worst case scenario, you just go buy a new set. Someone steals your phone, your life turns into a mass of inconvenience and annoyances, since it's probably the hub of your daily life. Not to mention personal notes you kept on it, and photos.

>>105568144
with a small explosive to blow off looters' hands

>>105566982 (OP)
>omg, your phone tracks you!
what year is it, 2010?

>>105566982 (OP)
>he doesn't know that all cellphones are surveillance devices
lmao if it connects to a cell tower it can and will be tracked

>>105566982 (OP)
Luckily I used Android, so there was a possibility if it was stolen, it would not be tracked by the vendor
Privacy enemy

>>105568260
FAGMAN social engineers in here trying to run interference and make apple's mossad spy network sound mundane and causal.

apple's p2p internet spy network is dystopian and invading your privacy in way you will never even think of

apple is the most evil company that ever was or will be; it's jewish to the core

>>105567999
the best feature would be a mossad style explosive charge in the phone. (just make sure you don't go against Apple's ideological stance unless you want to be unpersoned)

>>105566982 (OP)
They track all devices with that Find My network.

>>105566982 (OP)
If the person who stole it is really smart, it should install the Custom ROM OS as a substitute for iOS

>>105566982 (OP)
Why isn't this the standard? You could even have a custom OS in stores that does this and then flash the standard OS on sale

>>105568899
>You could even have a custom OS in stores that does this
I'm pretty sure all of the Apple store demo devices are running a custom version of the OS for demo purposes. You don't even need to flash the standard OS during sale because the boxed phones are standard.

>>105567217
only happiness is created because applejeets love buying new product all the time for no reason

>>105566982 (OP)
rookie mistakes

>>105567086
A locked iPhone cannot just be unlocked by randoms. There's where the entire "give it back" meme came from. They're essentially bricks. I think only Samsung does the same with their Knox crap.

>>105566982 (OP)
>WUTS TIMMY GONNA D--
>BEEP BEEP BEEEP BEEEP

I don't have any pin or locks on my phone for convenience. #YOLO

>>105567086
because if a negro steals your phone an icuck will buy a new one. if a negro stole a phone and then an icuck never ever bought a new one ever again in his life that would force crapples hand to produce a phone that would work as expected when stolen

>>105568127
>>105569716
Yes, but the people who steal them and know what they're doing will sell them to people who sell them to other people that can jailbreak them. That said, I'm sure there's no shortage of niggers that think it's really as simple as just stealing an iPhone from the display shelves or whatever.

The glowies hate Apple for not including backdoors. A bricked iPhone will remain a brick forever.
>https://wikileaks.org/ciav7p1/cms/files/iOS%20Exploits%20-%20iOS%20-%20EDG%20Confluence.pdf

>>105569825
meds

>>105569825
>2015
apple even simps for trump now

>>105567217
But the happiness I get from killing people who steal from me outweighs the unhappiness they get from dying.

for anyone who wants to see these monkeys loot some apple stores
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXW83ZAyy8M

>>105572167
>LA collapses
There is a great deal of ruin in a city. Current damage is less than one B-52 doing a bombing run.

>>105572181
just wait another few decades
niggers are like insect bait, doesnt work immediately, but it always finishes the job

>>105569788
so by your logic if an android user gets his phone stolen he won't buy a new one again?
imagine seething so much at Apple your IQ becomes sub-saharan

>>105568144
>>105568241
These men Magnavolt!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7U4ZYOBzEEs

>>105569788
>if a negro stole a phone and then an icuck never ever bought a new one ever again in his life that would force crapples hand to produce a phone that would work as expected when stolen
what the fuck did I just read, show your hands NOW

>>105572155
incredible
cheers dude

>>105572459
Senior Bush and democrats ruined Detroit by letting all the labor get shipped overseas. The only people who couldn’t move were too poor to and stuck around and sure didn’t make it better but it’s not all their fault

>>105572539

cringe

>>105567076

>>105572657
doesn't sound much worse than getting nuked, there must be something else at play here

>>105575389
Yeah, jews.

>>105567086
People on 4chan are racist in a way that reminds me of my grandmother, who would say things like "Put that penny down, you don't know what nigger put his hands on it." She's not that racist anymore, though.

>>105575389
Yeah after getting nuked Hiroshima got a shitload of money for re-development while detroit continually lost money due to job loss from USA economic policy

SAAAAAAARRRRRRRS

>>105569825
Why even need backdoors when Apple already has an AI to scan everything on your phone

>>105575644
bowing in the 2020s is like amtrak in the 2000s

>>105569825
We are supposed to ignore that time when undocumented instructions in Apple CPUs were used to remotely install spyware, right?

>>105575461
>Put that penny down, you don't know what nigger put his hands on it.
So the comical kind of racism.

>>105572502
no you stupid faggot im saying that would never happen so apple has no reason to give this feature to their customers becuase they would lose money if they did

>>105572539
based

>>105568027
Anon, the authorities will not give a single shit if your iPhone gets stolen. They would only get involved because several iPhones were stolen directly from the corpo. The best chance you have is this alarm scaring the urban gentleman who stole it.

the us government is broke stupid they wont be able to afford the police to stop people from taking shit. Get fucked. muricuh is cooked.

>>105575644
DO NOT REDEEM

>>105575461
You know handling cash is about one step above handling a turd, right? Coins stay in circulation an average of 30 years and are never cleaned.

>>105566982 (OP)
Those are display phones. They're pretty much useless. Many features are disabled, can't even use your own sim.

>>105578638
thanks for validating my OCD

>>105566982 (OP)
Why do riotfags only bother with looting iPhones, Jordans, and liquor stores? Why don't they storm a Micro Center or Best Buy and take a ton of high-end graphics cards? Not only would they get a GPU for free, but they could also pick up some mining equipment and make even more off crypto. Poverty is a choice.

>>105578907
Because they're lumpen retards and Apple products are the only valuable electronics they can visually identify. Also, ape like shiny thing.

>>105568761
suddenly, all the stories of iPhones randomly exploding because of the sun makes sense now

>>105568737
So you think that the fact that everyone who has a cellphone in their pocket is being tracked is mundane and casual?
The fact that Apple is worse than muh based Google™ Android phone doesn't mean that all cell phones aren't literally the devil and you should stop using one.
I bet you are a glownigger fed boy and that's why you are defending literal demonic surveillance devices.

>>105567086
You can blame europe for this, it would be an unfair advantage to slavs when they steal you phone

>>105568144
>theft
*antisemitism

>>105578956
Pretty much any battery can explode.

>>105566982 (OP)
comments focusing on theft, not the fact that every iphone is being tracked at all times.

>>105578907
If you're ever trapped in a Mostly Peaceful Protest just hide in the nearest bookstore.

>>105566982 (OP)
Heat the backplate, remove, remove battery send them for parts to chinks, chinks will send you back on with clean mbo.

>>105579136
Every cellphone is a tracking device and always has been you stupid gorilla.

>>105568133
Feet of what?

>>105569825
Android sars our response? I already told them it was a really good value like AMD!

>>105579209
I'm not a city slicker, but I remember seeing two instances of rioters vandalizing an anime store. Wish I had the webm on hand. I imagine they were looking for Naruto and DBZ merchandise to pilfer.

>bookstore
>hide in a store with flammable goods
Anon...

>>105579246
Ok, I'll hide in B&N and you hide in Foot Locker and we'll see who has a better night.

https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/ol7myp/looters_decided_not_to_break_into_one_specific/

>>105567076
During the George Floyd looting bonanza, shitloads of iPhones were stolen and Apple just let the thieves keep and use them.
Before the saying "when you reward bad behavior you get more of it" existed, it was just common sense but I guess we've progressed beyond that now.

>>105567217
why doesn't he just steal the crack rock directly

>>105575644
did they train hours a day for many years on ms flight simulator?

>>105579324
Best bet? Tile World.

>>105579324
WTF are you gonna do with a bunch of books if they decide to break in or light the place on fire just 4 teh lolz? You can throw books at them to keep them at bay, but you'll run out eventually. At least I'd have something they want and can exchange for my safety. If they get too close for comfort, I'll perform my spontaneous combustion technique and take them and the shoes down with me. I'll toss shoes into the crowd and watch them cannibalize one another. If the worst comes to, I'll put on a pair of their finest running shoes and make like a banana and split.

>>105579338
The sellers of the crack rocks have weapons to defend their property

>>105566982 (OP)
Android had this feature for years.

>>105578907
Why do you think only stupid people enjoy iPhones, Nike and the like?

>>105568114
Most iPhone apps have done this since forever.

>>105567134
> reflash
these are floor models. their software does nothing except pretend to work so faggots can see ios in action and lock itself when removed from the display.

i thought these thieving niggers were stupid but i came to /g/ and realized things here are much, much worse.

>>105578907
They steal them because they're status symbols and chances are that none of them have even touched a desktop computer before, let alone even know what the fuck a GPU is.

>>105579577
This. Usually just disconnecting the USB cable will send it into this mode. And with the stolen models, they'll likely have records of what shipments were at the stores and what the IMEIs are, so they'll put activation locks on them and they'll brick as soon as they touch the network because they'll alert cell providers of the IMEI list.

>>105579636
exactly right. apple have been doing this for many years and nobody seemed to have got this message? some faggots just live in fantasy land.

>>105567134
You can't reflash shit. There is no exploit. SNs are baked in and stored in the secure enclave. Those are then referenced when the device attempts activation. GAME FUCKING OVER.

Give it back Tyrone

>>105579660
Not even just Apple, IMEI blocks for stolen phones have been a thing for decades. I remember even during the iPhone 3G days of stolen phones trying to be sold on eBay with "network blocked" being in the description and they wouldn't even sell for $40.

>>105569825
lol what about prism? apple joined the programme in 2012.

>>105579703
> I remember even during the iPhone 3G days of stolen phones trying to be sold on eBay with "network blocked" being in the description and they wouldn't even sell for $40.
could imagine many of those ended up in someone's parts drawer.

>>105569825
> dumbest fucking moron on earth has worst opinion ever
shut the fuck up, moron.

>>105579758
not only that, they've been giving the FBI and other glownigger agencies open access to all of their systems and hand over icloud backups and keys to decrypt them (as keys, for some fucking reason, are upload to icloud as well). great security they have there.

>>105579760
I had a friend who bought one and just used it as an iPod, since some of them were unlocked (presumably stolen from the store) but they were still able to have music synced to them at the time. I'm guessing none of them would even do that today, nor would it even be worth it.
Still, for the time, it was an easy way to have a 16gb iPod Touch you could just leave in your car.

>>105579785
>I'm guessing none of them would even do that today
not until you try to connect it to the internet, then it'll lock up completely. apple can unlock it, despite their continuous denials. even after cellebrite was able to find out exactly how apple was unlocking devices and to unlock them via usb apple still claimed it was "secure". but people have suspected for years that apple has been a very cooperative partner not only with US intelligence/police but especially cozy with the israeli government and provided them with the backdoors to a whole series of devices. really nice people that have your security, i mean.. israel and america's security, at heart.

>>105579776
>as keys, for some fucking reason, are upload to icloud as well
they were probably forced to do that via a gag order. same as joining these CIA/NSA/FBI data collection programmes.
remember what happened to phil zimmermann? he's the creator of pgp and he was investigated for releasing a very strong encryption that even the glowies could not crack.

>>105575644
what's the simplest way to create a zoomed in video like that?

>>105579350
>if they decide to break in
>if

>>105579924
Well if you're doing the stupid way like that guy you make a shitty phone recording of your monitor while you zoom in with the video player you're using. If you're doing it the smart way you dump the mp4 into Openshot (or Premiere if you feel like pirating) and look up what a keyframe is.

>>105579907
i remember that very well.
>that even the glowies could not crack.
they couldn't because their systems were designed to break encryption already weakened by various US standards committees and various software corporations on behalf of nsa, due to the country's requirements of allowing only a certain size of key. phil won and quite literally changed the world.

>>105579957
you do realize that's a work computer right? the nigga cant really even plug an usb to transfer the camera video. several alarms will be tripped.

>>105579338
He wouldn't do his dealer dirty like that.

>>105572155
Incredible kek

>>105578638
>never
I washed the coins I saved up when I was a kid, so at least some slightly cleaner ones are out there.

>>105566982 (OP)
put it in faraday cagie bag so it wont rat your location... send it to chinkland where they will take it apart for parts

profit

>>105581183
Anon, we're talking about basketball players here, they don't have that level of creativity.

>>105566982 (OP)
I work for a phone retailer. Apple includes trackers in all demo units and randomly selected retail units. I don't know how you could determine which one has the tracker, but it's how we found out who robbed the safe in a couple of our stores to press charges.