Need someone to wrok the local AI and Servers, willing to pay 0 dollars and want to fuck and kids.
>Just hire jannies
Im heterosexual
Well /g/, should i put a pitfall trap with a thinkpad on my front porch?

Imagine how repulsive the thing that made this post must look like IRL kek

>>105568439
Can't be as bad as the trannies that post here

>>105568450
Fair point

>>105568439
>>105568450
Evading the question, bad fa/g/gots!
I'm cutting your github access for a week!

>>105568435 (OP)
You may be heterosexual but you are a transwoman, or a transbian as /lgbt/ says an agp rapehon

>>105568435 (OP)
growing up is realise that it's not what you want.

you do not want a man with a vagina, seeking man like traits in women is a mental illness.

a good woman will be a good mother to your childrens, man like traits are going against that and may be signs of deeper psychological issues.

>>105568435 (OP)
this guy is right >>105568568
what you really need is a family and a nice house with your own private place (workshop)

>>105568568
How do i avoid paying for home server maintenance and local AI models without it being a pain in the ass?
Just have the wife birth many kids and hopefully a nerd can be used for free labor?
Or is there some program that can make these manageable?

>>105568435 (OP)
I'm grooming my gf to become a cs nerd
Told her to read sicp

>>105568568
Yeah, but such women no longer exist.
I can either choose between the single mom in her 40s or the obese misandrist who expects me to pay for her insulin.
Let me dream of a sporty, shorthaired tomboy who loves me for who I am, please.

>>105568568
I don't think OP was looking for a real answer

>>105568594
>what you really need is a family and a nice house with your own private place (workshop)
Might as well tell him he needs to grow a third arm.

>>105568568
I just want someone I'm comfortable around desu

>>105570625
Learn to be comfortable around nonspergs, you tranime loving sperg.

>>105568435 (OP)
Get a CS boyfriend and wait.

>>105570712
NTA, but how would you ever be comfortable around someone who is programmed to believe in what society tells them to believe in?
One day everything is fine, the next you're being considered worse than Hitler because you didn't plug your ears with bananas like the news told you to and 5 years worth of friendship is just gone.

You dont look like that.
You will never look like that.
Stop avatarfagging as that.

>>105570431
>Let me dream of a sporty, shorthaired tomboy
sounds like you would be satisfied with a twink that trooned out, faggot

>>105570712
Making a lot of assumptions there bud

>>105570737
Wait for what, for him to develop an ovum?

>>105570744
Yeah, I am sure nonspergs avatarfag as tranime girls on 4troon, and my ""assumptions"" are completely unwarranted.
Retard.

>>105570744
From the perspective of evolutionary biology, what is the reason animals love being petted by humans? And conversely humans love petting animals?

>>105570757
For one you assumed I'm op.
For two you assumed a motherly woman can't be into anime.

>>105570779
So how does
>Learn to be comfortable around nonspergs, you tranime loving sperg.
not apply to you, OP?

>>105570763
Showing and receiving affection is an important part of building bonds I guess.

>>105570791
You understand that the only person sperging out itt is you right?

>>105570795
covalent or polar bonds?

>>105570741
I'm not interested in dicks, sorry.

>>105568568
This only works when you are a normie with normie hobbies and not even every time. It was the standard back then and some marriages were very bland because of this. It's dated but there are not enough women who share our interests.

>>105568435 (OP)
Here you go.

>>105570431
they still do, just get out of the city and go in rural areas.

>>105572282
i'm literally autistic and have tons of weird niche hobbies ie on top of being an engineer i also cross breed mushrooms under a microscope and i also do hardware engineering.

i alos like tons of very niche things and learning about all kinds of stuff.
no i cannot share any of this with my gf as she's not interested but i don't really care, as what matters is the chemisry which is good.

we both also like nature, going outside, hikes etc and we both want kids and agree on how to raise them.

>>105572491
Having hobbies and engineering things doesn't mean you're autistic, you're probably just intelligent.

Your gf doesn't have to give a shit at all about the things you give a shit about, she just has to find it attractive that you give a shit about them.

90% of a relationship is stability (it being easy) and attraction. It's really not any more serious than that.

t. unc

>>105572472
I'd love to.
Unfortunately I don't have the capital for it and there are no jobs in my field of expertise there.

>>105572542
No, i'm actually diagnosed with autism, i also have a pretty bad case of OCD.

nah, she actually hates technology, pm a luddite, she likes that i like doing things but she doesn't like those things particularly although she does like when i grow mushrooms.

honestly the thing i like the least in our relationship is that she's a little needy, ie i'm very independant and want a LOT of time for myself, moreso than average in part because of my autism, and she almost always want to be doing stuff with me.

it is however a double edge sword, it kinds of annoys me because although i love her sometime i need my space, but on the other hand that is a good trait for once we'll be raising kids as that attention and care will probably be redirected towards them.

> 90% of a relationship is stability (it being easy) and attraction. It's really not any more serious than that.

yes, thus my point being OP doesn't need a CS gf and probably doesn't want one

>>105572578
Eh, i'm sorry then.

i live in the swiss mountains but i only do full remote work.
i used to do 2 days a week in office but i rather just stay in my woods.

rural areas tend to be a LOT cheaper though.